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Hmm... Never really thought about pulling the tail until now, and the more I think about it, that would be an especially sensitive area for the werewolf because it's the most prominent feature that they never had before becomming a werewolf. Having it pulled wouldn't just be painful, it'd be an entirely new sensation altogether.

If it was a werecat, this question would be easier... anything involving water. Squirt guns, knocking them into a lake, the old bucket-above-the-window trick... you get it.

Or, the worst way to piss off any werebeast- taking cubs away from the mother. With real animals, that's the best way to make them really pissy, really fast.

Jamie wrote: Or, the worst way to piss off any werebeast- taking cubs away from the mother. With real animals, that's the best way to make them really pissy, really fast.

Its a mothers instinct to protect the young.

yeah, if you come between a mother bear with cubs for example you are in for serious trouble. I know a friend that did that one time. Not so very clever.

Even humans dont like dog whistles. They are annoying.

Actually, it depends on what kind of werecat you're talking about. Most cats don't like it because it washes away scent trails and markings, but tigers and jaguars are perfectly comfortable when doused.

Hmm... You know what else might piss off a werewolf? Being told his definition of lycanthropy is stupid.

Remember in the episode of Brimstone (heck, anyone remember Brimstone?) where Ezekiel was torn between sending the Angel of Mercy to hell or not doing his job and going back himself, so he posed the "hypothetical" case scenario to the waitress, but when he got to the part about "the devil has no power on Earth so he sends the man," she calls it stupid and bursts into this whole bit about how Satan should have released the 113 and the cop should be sent from Heaven, or better yet, a bunch of cops -- the God Squad?

Something like that might peeve a werewolf -- if somehow a situation arises where they can describe the nature of lycanthropy without giving themselves away, but their unknowing counterpart calls it stupid and launches into this big definition that he probably picked up by watching Darkwolf, Underworld or some classic Bella Lagosi movies. I imagine most werewolves would have to bite their tongue listening to somebody drone on about the very description that's made life hell for him all these years.

Oh, $DIETY, not another one of them.

Terastas wrote:Actually, it depends on what kind of werecat you're talking about. Most cats don't like it because it washes away scent trails and markings, but tigers and jaguars are perfectly comfortable when doused.

*grin* We jaguarundis are partial to water as well. ;)

I have a set of jaguar undies
joke
anyway,
1)yank on their ears or tail
2)go for their cubs
3)grab their muzzle
4)kill a wolf or werewolf
5)people being posers and making a bad name for werewolves
thats everything i can think of right now

I think I good way to piss off a werewolf would be to blow in its face. Dogs defiantly don't like it haha. Altho its weird how their always sticking their head out of the car when your driving.

Altho you could take away their cubs and replace them with stuffed animals!

How to piss off a Werewolf....

Shoot it with a twelve gauge?*shrugs*

Lupin wrote:I think the best way to tick off a werewolf would be with fleas. Mostly because you'd have time to get away while they're scratching.

oh my god man....that is evil...ive had fleas before...and they suck!

ide say one of the worst ways to piss off a werewolf would be putting them in a cage alone in a room with bright lights with lots of screaming people pointing and shouting...or if you wanted to drive two nuts at the same time, make a cage within a cage and keep a male away from the female.. O.O i would go insane.... not sure about the rest of you

How to piss off a werewolf..

Easy <laughs>


Just go into his terriroty.. Climb somethisn that he had NO chance of climbing..

And then leave your Mark!!! And a good one - make sure no sex for a week before so the hormones etc are very strong!!!

He'll smell it for ages but won't be able to cover it..


Now for the opposite!!

How does a werewolf piss off the local dogs.

Do the same except mark about 5 foot up a tree (easy after reading my comments re Werewolf Gentiatilaia and verticle sheaths)

Then just sit back and laugh watching the poor mutts falling over on 3 legs trying to out-mark you!!!


Take Care

Marc (Thats with a C.. not a 'k')

Marcwolf wrote:How to piss off a werewolf..

Easy <laughs>


Just go into his terriroty.. Climb somethisn that he had NO chance of climbing..

That might not be so easy. Some wolves are pretty good climbers. And what stops him from becoming human and climbing it like you did?

How about taking a wiz in a werewolfs territory, if you know what I mean.

...that's what we were just talking about.

whoops, I didnt see that there.

Re - Taking a Piss in a Werewolf's territory.

Who says that when he is in wolven form - it smells the same <Laughs>

Marcwolf wrote:Re - Taking a Piss in a Werewolf's territory.

Who says that when he is in wolven form - it smells the same <Laughs>

Well that depends on how long he has been in lupine form. If he just shifted, then the kindeys would have been filtring human blood, and thus his urine would be essentaly human. The longer he stays in lupine form the more it would change.

Or maybe you're just talking about how the smell appears to him.

Scent <Laughs> all to do with Scent...


Good Analogies.

Someone parking in your parking space.
Someone sleeping with your mate (without your permission)

Its all to do with territory. And wolves have very strong territorial instincts. So do humans to a lesser degree, plus the need for personal space. So a werewolf the combination of the two might highten it more.

Just my wolven views

Marc

Oh - re pulling the tail.

That can be bad.. As I wear my wolf-suit to a lot of functions and events I usually always get my tail pulled .

For a wolf - its not just painful but very difficult to turn to bite the puller and the more you turn the worst it will get because now your tourmentor is swing at the end of your tail.

Now - A REAL fun way to piss off a werewolf is to offer them a nice chewy toffee.. And then see them try and open their jaws afterwards.
Its harmless and comical. And the werewolf can get the joke too.

Take Care

Marc

In the case of a tail pulling, one can always just kick backwards.

or you could do the same as "pull my finger"

Heh. Wolves /do/ have scent glands in that area...

Figarou wrote:

Terastas wrote:

Figarou wrote:The best way to piss off a werewolf is to show him the full moon!!

Why not? It works in Fangface (changes into a werewolf if he sees the moon or anything resembling the moon).

Hmmmm...I don't remember seeing anyone pulling his pant down showing his butt at Fangface.

I meant mooning a werewolf.

That's how they did it in The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made.

Gawd, that sucked. I think watching that movie would piss off a werewolf.