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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:37 pm
by Scott Gardener
...it's got more than six legs.
You know you're not a golfer when...
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:00 pm
by Terastas
Your clubs are all gone by the 18th hole.
You know someone's dad is a mafia boss when. . .
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:14 pm
by Scott Gardener
...your enemies are gone by the eighteenth hole.
You know it's time to get a more gas-efficient car when...
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:47 pm
by psiguy
...It costs 17 million dollars just for it to make a mile.
You know you were a dog in your past life when...
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:46 pm
by Akugarou
...You have an abnormal obsession with burying your bone.
You know it's too hot to go outside when...
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:33 pm
by outwarddoodles
...When once stepping outside you suddenly notice you can't lift your foot. Appears that your shoe had melted into the pavement.
You know it's too cold when...
Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:46 pm
by Okamiotoko
...your thermometer reads negative kelvins.
You know its time to go outside when......
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:50 am
by Syzygy
...you smell gas!
You know its time to get inside when...
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 4:49 pm
by Cavman
... Giant three-legged alien robots start vaporizing people on the streets.
You know its time to get out of your recliner when....
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:00 pm
by White Paw
there is a wet spot where you are sitting
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:01 pm
by White Paw
you know its time to go when...........
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:03 pm
by Terastas
The guy responding to your "you know" is notorious for his ranting.
You know you've been transported to an anime dimension when. . .
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:22 pm
by Okamiotoko
Peoples eyes are 8 times too big, and their hair maches the color of skittles.
You know its time to take a shower when....
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:30 pm
by Fang
......Birds fall out of the trees when you walk by.
You know you're obsessed with werewolves when
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:54 pm
by Scott Gardener
...you shift into Gestalt form, and none of your friends are surprised.
You know it's time to upgrade your graphics card when...
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:39 am
by Okamiotoko
...Minesweeper makes it crash.
You you need a vacation when....
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:42 am
by silverpaw
You wake up with a machine gun in one hand and your boss's head in the other
You know you like someone when...
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:43 pm
by Fang
...You become incoherent whenever said person sais hi.
You know you play too much GTA when. . .
Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:15 pm
by White Paw
............you have all the hidden packages memorized.
you know your going to jail when........
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 4:49 am
by Figarou
...you give the cop the small bag of herroin instead of your drivers license.
You know you'll be hit by a duckie when...
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:01 am
by silverpaw
Figarou is within 10 feeet
You know how to read when...
Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:44 am
by White Paw
I dont know how to read..........................well anyways..
You know you have lost your train of thought when..............
(p.s. I have to thank my mom for reading and typing this for me.)
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 5:19 am
by silverpaw
When your mother tyoes things for you
You know your doing work for other when...
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:01 pm
by White Paw
............your desk is made of other peoples reports due.....
.............you know you need a new car when...........
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:39 pm
by Fang
. . . you find a sun roof in your car that wasn't there before
you Know your new dog is a werewolf when. . .