Would you get a real tail?

white · Post by **white** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:05 pm

vrikasatma wrote:No, the tailbone is further up (trust me, I've been looking at my radiation scans). Most people sit on their seatbones, that's why they're called seatbones.

That is a bit relieving. If I ever do manage to acquire a gestalt-y form, I can't say I'd enjoy discomfort in any and all chairs. Not that I'd likely be spending much time in society any more, but even so...

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:21 am

Silverclaw wrote:Never heard of a seatbone before...but I do sit on what I like to call an a**

That would be nice in a hospital:

1: "The seatbone is damaged"
2: "You mean his a** is broken?"

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:28 am

Silverclaw wrote:Never heard of a seatbone before...but I do sit on what I like to call an a**

Like this?

Wolveblade · Post by **Wolveblade** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 1:21 pm

i would love a tail

maybe a dirty dish water brown one to match my hair something fluffy and soft

celtwolf · Post by **celtwolf** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:32 pm

hmm, a prehensile tail is tempting, but a wolf tail is SO much cooler.
so i'd go with the wolf tail.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:33 pm

same here. i wonder what my freinds will say if i came to school with a wolf tail coming out of my butt?

Timber-WoIf · Post by **Timber-WoIf** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:36 pm

wolf tail

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:39 pm

Anubis wrote:same here. i wonder what my freinds will say if i came to school with a wolf tail coming out of my butt?

Friend: Whats that behind you

Anubis:Whats behind me?

Friend:That!!

Anubis:Thats my tail you ding dong!!

oh you know the rest

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:43 pm

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:12 pm

Wait how would you sit down?

Timber-WoIf · Post by **Timber-WoIf** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:13 pm

very carefully...

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:14 pm

no but even then it would hurt

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:14 pm

we clarified that at the top of this page
I cant remeber if I answered this already, so yes I would get a wolf tail

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:16 pm

Hey quite you

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:19 pm

you mean quiet?

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:23 pm

oh well lapsus lingua you know right hand is faster then the other and I've seen you make bad typing errors

Hey but I never answered this thing did I .....

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:29 pm

sorry I "am doing homework" so I am in grammar and spelling nazi mode. You are good at posting in threads without answering the questions aren't you?

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:31 pm

Of course

But I will just for you

It depends if they engineer better chairs i might

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:33 pm

we already established that your tailbone is higher up on your posterior and therefore would not get in the way.... unless it is a solid backed chair, and I am sure they would make the tail able to rest comfortably against your back if needed.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:34 pm

It depends on the type of tail though some can't bend comfortably

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:37 pm

Well seeing as how it will have to be geneticaly engeneered or grafted onto your body, the doctors would allow it to. I would hope.....

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:38 pm

For a high sum of money of course...

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:39 pm

But then it wouldn't be a pure wolfs tail, and it would counter balance your already naturaly ballanced body, unless you had a beer-belly

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:39 pm

Unless they dismembered a wolf's tail and grafted it to your body which would be sick and cruel.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:43 pm

Fenrir wrote:But then it wouldn't be a pure wolfs tail, and it would counter balance your already naturaly ballanced body, unless you had a beer-belly

That's not much of a problem though. It's not like you fall over every time you put a backpack on.