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Perk こ: It's much easier to dig holes in the back yard now.

Vilkacis wrote:長所:　人間はワーウルフの言辞を分からない。

Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy

Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
Peter: What?
Brian: Sounds like someone's screaming.
Peter: What is it boy? What are you trying to say?
Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
Peter: Trouble at the old mill?
Brian: What, are you insane?
Peter: Somebody fall through the ice?
Brian: It's summer.
Peter: Bobcat?
Brian: unenthusiastic barking
Peter: Loretta's in trouble! Come on, boy!

wolf marine wrote:perk-chicks like dogs

And we have come full-circle.[/b]

Shadow Wulf wrote:OFF Topic
umm thank you for the spanish correction, LobLEO . but you didnt have to bring it up agien sense Velkacis corrected me agien.My spanish is bad as well. pero, tu sabes mas que nadie que yo me canta tu dibujo's

Gracias a usted, bobo, lol just J/K
IN TOPIC: Not a Perk: your allowed to take over tommy verceittis mansion

I was helping Velkarcis...not correcting you ^^u, anyway. and oh yes I forgot reply your pm, thanks for your salute

Grand theaf auto stuff? XD...I haven't played san andres yet...time time ...T-T

Perk: you can lick your nose..

not a perk- being the family pet.

not a perk-girls don't like harry guys, or at least not from my experance

More Perks:
1. You can get away with saying "I literally wolfed my food down" and be correct
2. You're actually safer in dark alleys and alone, away from witnesses


More Not Perks:
1. Dog jokes
2. Having to grit your teeth and bear it whenever children are told about the three pigs or Little Red
3. More teeth to brush


Attacking the Duckie Star:

Stay on topic!
The duckies are coming in too fast!
Stay on topic!
Aahhh!!! (explosion)
(fires proton torpedoes)

not a perk: permission to kill Lance Vance Dance for betraying Tommy Vercetti

perk-check out those massive pecks
not a perk- and you hated car horns before

Shadow Wulf wrote:not a perk: permission to kill Lance Vance Dance for betraying Tommy Vercetti

I don't understand that at all.

Not a perk: You keep having to adjust the color balance on your computer monitor.

not a perk-get slammed with a resteraining order after hummping your niebor's leg.

wolf marine wrote:not a perk-get slammed with a resteraining order after hummping your niebor's leg.

He'd have to figure out it was you first. Not to mention:

Neighbor: Your honor, a werewolf was humping my leg.
Judge: Do I have the power to declare people insane?

not a perk-foget the stakes you get kibles and bits

Not a Perk - You keep getting fur in your food!

Perk- Can run around naked outside

Not a Perk- Have a million of those sticky roller things cause of all the fur on your clothes

Not a perk: Having to look for a place that sells werewolf-sized flea collars.

Not a Perk- And you thought public bathrooms smelled bad before....

Perk-People dont think your insane when you howl at the moon

perk-you get to be a bad a** marine
not a perk-first to be drafted

perk- not having to work in the kitchen cause too much hair falls into the room.
not a perk- forgets to change the toilet paper

Perk: It's really easy to hang a spoon on your nose.

Perk: You're a lot less likely to get sunburned when you go outside during the summer.

Not a perk: You're a lot less likely to go outside during the summer.

Not a perk- No matter were in the world you are outword doodles will hunt you down for using bad grammar.
Not a perk- Can't talk well/use good grammar because of snout/elongated mouth

outwarddoodles wrote:Not a Perk - You keep getting fur in your food!

.... and in your bed.

not a perk-the nebore hood made a pittion so you'll have to stop howling in the middle of the night.

Perk: You can stick your head out the car window.