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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:48 pm
by Cavman
...She starts hitting on your best friend whenever he comes over.
You kow its time to get out in the sun when...
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:27 pm
by White Paw
your skin starts a five alarm fire..............................
.............you know you should not eat the steak when........
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:32 pm
by Scott Gardener
...greenish growths on its surface politely ask that you not eat their homeland.
You know you're at an Anime convention when...
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:53 pm
by Shadow Wulf
...when you see people walking around with oversize heads with big eyes and small nose.
You know your a movie fanatic when.....
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:05 pm
by Scott Gardener
...after your funeral, music plays against a black background and credits roll.
You know you're up too late when...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:52 am
by Fang
. . .you look out your window and see that it's the year 3000.
you know you sholdn't have done that when. . .
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:51 pm
by White Paw
..........when whitness protection has you on thier frequent mailer list.
you know you had too much to drink when..............
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:12 pm
by Cavman
...You have the biggest margarita of your life, but when you wake up in the morning you toilet rim is covered in slat.
You know clean your apartment when...
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:35 am
by FoxOfWar
...someone shows up to do some archeologic digging under your bed.
You know you've too much of a tf maniac when...
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:18 pm
by White Paw
when you wear nothing but tear-away clothing.
you know your obsessed with the full moon when.........
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:40 pm
by Cavman
...You have the aztec calendar tatooed some where on your bodyin plain sight.
You know you'r tired when...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:23 pm
by Scott Gardener
...you can't think of a punchline to the next post in a "you know you're" game.
You know your network is insecure when...
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:37 am
by Syzygy
...you're running Windows ME.
You know you're bored out of your skull when...
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:19 pm
by MoonKit
you're playing forum games.
You know you need a new job when...
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:57 pm
by Cavman
...You come to work and a construion crewis tearing down your office. And they keep refering to it as "The old empty building."
You know its time to get IN the sun when...
Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:21 pm
by Akugarou
...Buffy: The Vampire Slayer keeps trying to stake you.
You know you're a cat person when..
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:54 am
by MoonKit
..your plucking cat hairs out of your packed lunch.
You know you need an ambulence when...
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:58 am
by White Paw
your arm hits the ground before the chainsaw does............
you know you need new friends when..........
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:59 am
by MoonKit
...the one you do have is holding a knife at your throat.
You know that people think you're weird when...
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:40 am
by FoxOfWar
...they call the bear-handling group of police to get you.
You know that you are weird when...
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:39 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
You find yourself trying to what across a Canyon with your snow boots thinking they are Hover Boots and that your Link from Zelda..
You know your in heaven when..
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:20 am
by FoxOfWar
...you see angels and are not "slightly intoxicated" (read: raging drunk)
You know you've screwed up when...
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:40 am
by MoonKit
...you run around the streets yelling at people that others cant see and theyre all starting to refer to you as the Crazy Cat Lady.
You know the cops are going to be after you when...
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:10 am
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
You realise you haven't gotten you tags for you car yet and it's 6months overdue..
You know you about to puke when..
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 11:36 am
by MoonKit
...the person who handled your meal shows up in the guiness book of world records as the man who cooks with a spatula that he made out of dog hair and cheese. (i dunno where that came from)
You know your mother doesnt like you when...