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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:33 pm
by Shadow Wulf
perk: you can use the bathroom in neihbors yard.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:35 pm
by Anubis
Shadow Wulf wrote:not a perk: you can use the bathroom in neihbors yard.
i consider that a perk

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:45 pm
by Lupin
Shadow Wulf wrote:not a perk: you can use the bathroom in neihbors yard.
That'd be a perk if the neighbor ever annoyed me.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:15 am
by WolvenOne
Hmm, Werewolf perks....
Well, if you're a born werewolf boy, having chest-hair before any other kid in the class. ;)
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:29 am
by Lupin
Perk: If your car breaks down, walking everywhere isn't all that bad anymore.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:30 pm
by Terastas
Problem:
Static electricity.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:10 pm
by Lupin
Not a perk: No pockets.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:53 pm
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:Not a perk: No pockets.
How about a pouch? "Howling III: The Marsupials"
I hated that movie
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:45 pm
by Anubis
not a perk-no sweat glands
not a perk-weirdos keep asking you to bite them
not a perk-figarou won't stop pelting you with rubber duckies
not a perk-you can't get tattoos because of the fur
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:54 pm
by Lupin
wolf marine wrote:not a perk-no sweat glands
Perk: You can pant without getting a headache.
not a perk-you can't get tattoos because of the fur
Two words: Hair dye.
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:46 pm
by Scott Gardener
Perk: You can lick your nose
Perk: If someone splashes blood on your fur coat, it's not because you killed a baby seal for it
Perk: You can be the perfect calendar figure, for the Audoban Society or the Sierra Club
Not a Perk: Having to howl every time an ambulance siren blares
Not a Perk: Putting up with bad movie stereotypes, like the guy in Howling IV who melts
into a puddle before going on a killing spree
Not a Perk: Sitting in chairs that aren't designed for tails
And, Not a Perk: Having to break the news to a friend that the creature in his nightmares is you.
Written in a small font, because I don't want to get off topic:
Yes, someone I know at one of my four different work places has recently approached me and told me that he, too, is interested in werewolves. I didn't talk with him about therianthropy, however, because as soon as he brought it up, he started talking about how he had reoccurring dreams about werewolves as monstrous, demonic minions of Satan, which were out to get him. He then went on to talk about werewolves as possibly existing in some metaphysical sense. I was not about to tell him that I was on some level his personal demon. At least, not up front. I might test the waters over time, but it's obviously going to be a long and complicated process, that could easily do damage unless done right.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 5:31 pm
by waywolf
not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:26 pm
by Terastas
Scott Gardener wrote:Not a Perk: Sitting in chairs that aren't designed for tails
Perk: Folding chairs and posture-pedic chairs are cheaper anyway.
Not a perk: Your shirt and shoes might still fit, but your pants definitely will not.
waywolf wrote:not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.
Not a perk? Speak for yourself!
Although... Well, I guess the reverse would not be a perk; the guys would all be interested just as much in the lady werewolves... And lets face it, when it comes to the call of the wild, guy dogs tend to be less, er... discrete about it.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:42 pm
by Anubis
waywolf wrote:not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.
i consider that a perk, hey ladies

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:10 pm
by outwarddoodles
Yes, someone I know at one of my four different work places has recently approached me and told me that he, too, is interested in werewolves. I didn't talk with him about therianthropy, however, because as soon as he brought it up, he started talking about how he had reoccurring dreams about werewolves as monstrous, demonic minions of Satan, which were out to get him. He then went on to talk about werewolves as possibly existing in some metaphysical sense. I was not about to tell him that I was on some level his personal demon. At least, not up front. I might test the waters over time, but it's obviously going to be a long and complicated process, that could easily do damage unless done right.
Two of my cousins, one on etheir side, are interested in shapeshifting or becoming animals, I just don't think they are as interested as I am in werewolves. These stay to little pretend games. Otherwise I've met no one else who cares. When ever I hear something relating to therianthropy apon the internet I never bring it up, and I won't unless I'm quite sure thats what it is because I don't want to bring anyone into that concept and then trick themselves.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:24 pm
by waywolf
wolf marine wrote:waywolf wrote:not a perk: every b**** in town wants you.
i consider that a perk, hey ladies

i guess so...
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:33 pm
by Shadow Wulf
not a perk: has power outages for almost 2 hours just when you brought your friend over and play Goldeneyes: rogue agent(like what happem to me

)
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:40 pm
by outwarddoodles
Perk: A+'s!

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:57 am
by Lupin
Perk: You can scare the crap out of people.
Not a Perk: You scare the crap out of people.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:16 pm
by jwoulf
Lupin wrote:Perk: You can stick your head out the car window.
I already do that in my Mercedes at times when the windows fog up...
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:59 pm
by Anubis
not a perk-they don'y check your temp oraly its a bit, down under.

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:09 am
by jwoulf
wolf marine wrote:perk-you get to sniff dogs butts
not a perk-you get to sniff dogs butts
LOLZORZ!
Perk - you get to sniff female werewolves.... uh... nevermind...

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:17 pm
by Anubis
perk- revenge
not a perk- children will pull your tail
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:39 pm
by Anubis
perk: the ladies love big harry men

Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:45 pm
by Shadow Wulf
not a perk: Shaves legs (or is that a perk?)