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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:09 pm
by Scott Gardener
You barely survive a driveby shooting, and the next day she's slapping around a gangster, telling him he's got to try harder.
You know it's a full moon when...
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:13 pm
by Fang
When you start shifting into a werewolf.
You know your father hates you when...
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:16 pm
by White Paw
when you have regular scheduled beatings.............
..................you know you are a true headbanger when...........
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:17 pm
by Fang
Your name is White Paw
You know you're in a rut when.....
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:27 pm
by Cavman
...A wagon driver asks that you could move so he can make it past the Rockies before winter.
You know school is starting back up when...
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:29 pm
by White Paw
when more trees are being cut down than normal.................
..............you know you are a true lycan when..............
Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:31 pm
by Cavman
((
White Paw wrote:when more trees are being cut down than normal.................
how dose that count??))
...Your stuck to rock in the artic,hoping some reindeer dosn't eat you
You know Its a bad time to talk about the "thing" when...
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:56 am
by FoxOfWar
...you're in a very crowded room of elderly ladies who like to spread rumours. Very much.
You know you're a roleplaying maniac when...
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:22 am
by White Paw
Cavman wrote:((
White Paw wrote:when more trees are being cut down than normal.................
how dose that count??))
...Your stuck to rock in the artic,hoping some reindeer dosn't eat you
You know Its a bad time to talk about the "thing" when...
paper , pencils. notebooks usage goes up
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:31 pm
by Kisota
Um... You're supposed to start the next one...
Oh, well! I've got you covered.
You know you're indecisive when your 100'x80' room is now 90'x70'.
Snap.
You know it's time to stop eating when...
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:48 pm
by Figarou
Kiba wrote:Um... You're supposed to start the next one...
Oh, well! I've got you covered.
You know you're indecisive when your 100'x80' room is now 90'x70'.
Snap.
You know it's time to stop eating when...
...your belly button has a belly of its own.
You know its time to stop flying when...
Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:44 pm
by Terastas
The wax on your wings is beginning to melt.
You know there's no justice when. . .
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:19 am
by Fang
Michael Jackson is acquitted
you know you look like Michael Jackson when. . .
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:26 am
by BlackWolfDS
......you bleach your skin white.
You know your in trouble when......
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:11 pm
by Terastas
You say "Michael Jackson" more than once in the same post.
You know there's a bear in your bathroom when. . .
Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:15 pm
by BlackWolfDS
there's a gaping hole in the wall where the window was.
You know your drunk when.....
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:10 am
by Fang
you think the clock is the toilet
you know you like burning Michael Jackson when. . .
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:23 am
by White Paw
when you fill his swimming pool full of gasoline instead of water.......
...............you know you pissed a bunch of people off in one of the threads when................
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:57 pm
by BlackWolfDS
you've stated your opinon (which is ok
)
you know school is starting when....
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:37 pm
by lupine
Your daughter wants her GYMSLIP back........
You know you've P****D off your wife when........
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:39 pm
by BlackWolfDS
she's trying to hit you over the head with a metal bat
you know your tired when.....
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:47 pm
by lupine
You just go ahead and pee where you sit.
Yuo know you've had too much chilli on your kebab when.....
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:50 pm
by BlackWolfDS
your butt turns red
you know your sick when....
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:54 pm
by lupine
Yuo ask mom if you can lick the bowl clean, and she tells you to flush the toilet like everybody else........
Yuo know you need a hair cut when.....
Posted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:56 pm
by Fang
You look like cousin It
You know you shouldn't have posted that when