The pack death match!!!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:06 am

*nothing happens. The bomb is a dud*
Yeah, nobody said nothin against nukes, but where's the fun in that?
*drops deruty with left hook*
Welcome to the Death Match.

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:14 am

gets up. *wow what a hit. good one Templar.* oh and by the way I'm not Supergirl I'm Superwolf!

Grabs an ax and chops Templar's leg of. *you like that don't yah.*

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:50 am

Oh, I love pain, "Superwolf". *reattaches leg*
Now, since ya wanna play with sharp toys..

*pins nagotweena to the wall with multiple Kukhri knives*

Your move.

*draws axe and sword*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:12 am

*ok for this I need all but one thing.*

kicks Templar right inbetween his legs. jumps in mid air and kicks Templar in the head. *I know it's unfair but I had no other chance agenst you. but oh well*

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:38 am

*slowly gets off the ground using various dismembered parts on the floor as a staff* OW.... *Flying sidekicks *nagowteena* and sticks a cyanide needle into his fur* HA! Try and live that!

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:32 am

*slices deruty's "staff" in two and breaks his jaw with flying knee*

If there's anything I can't stand, it's people who use bombs and chemical warfare!

*pulls needle out of nagotweena*

Let's see how you like it!

*rams needle into deruty's eye*

Now, back to business...

*Brings rising ax kick down on nagotweena' neck*

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:47 am

*pulls out the needle and puts on an eyepatch

*
ARrrgggghhhHHHH!!! You'll pay for that!
*pulls out a shotgun!..thats empty but has a BAYONET!

*

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:53 am

*Takes dowm Templar with a wheel kick. Puches him in the face and then kicks him in the groin.*

Having fun yet?

*"Drops" knife between Templar's legs.*

Sorry, I've had butterfingers lately...

*Finally strangles him with sharp chains.*

There, that oughtta make up for the days I was gone. Yes, blunt sports equipments and deadly stuft animals are my favorite methods of torture...

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:51 am

*breaks chain around neck. Grabs darkest wolf by the muzzle and smashes head into wall*
Wow. Everybody seems to be after the ol' family jewels.
*taps on metal sport cup*
Heheh, that's why I always wear man's real best friend! Let me show you one of my favorite forms of torture...
*grabs bayoneted shotgun from deruty and slices open darkest wolf's stomach*
Hungry?
*starts stuffing different body parts into darkest wolf's mouth, making him swallow them, and pulls the eaten pieces out of his stomach to shove right back in his mouth*
Heheheheheheheh....

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:55 am

deruty wrote:*slowly gets off the ground using various dismembered parts on the floor as a staff* OW.... *Flying sidekicks *nagowteena* and sticks a cyanide needle into his fur* HA! Try and live that!

Grrrrrrr!

I have news for ya I'm no guy. does nagowteena sound like a guy name? I'm a girl. and you are going to pay!

Grabs deruty's Head and rips it off. Grabs a base ball bat and hits deruty's head out of here. *Home Run!*

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:36 pm

(err oops)

*my headless body falls over and stabs you with its bayonet!*

While in the mean time I'll just die....slowly

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:36 am

Templar wrote:*breaks chain around neck. Grabs darkest wolf by the muzzle and smashes head into wall*
Wow. Everybody seems to be after the ol' family jewels.
*taps on metal sport cup*
Heheh, that's why I always wear man's real best friend! Let me show you one of my favorite forms of torture...
*grabs bayoneted shotgun from deruty and slices open darkest wolf's stomach*
Hungry?
*starts stuffing different body parts into darkest wolf's mouth, making him swallow them, and pulls the eaten pieces out of his stomach to shove right back in his mouth*
Heheheheheheheh....

Ah, Hannibal Lector now are we? Seeing as I'm not creative I'll just copy you.

*Scalps Templar. Now realistically speaking, he should be dead. Feeds him his brains.*

Painful yet?

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:54 am

Mmmm...brainfood....
*knocks darkest wolf away with a straight punch*
Who pays attention to reality, anyway? Oh yes, and thank you, that was wonderfully painful.
Now, that whole "You are what you eat" thing was my own idea, but I got this next one from a late medieval maniac. This was one of his...*holds up 10 foot stake*...enthusiasms...
*rams stake through darkest wolf so the point extents out of his mouth*
Now there is some serious pain, son...heheheh, compliments of Vlad Tepes.

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:15 am

looks at Templar and darkest wolf. ooooo man. that really has got to hert. I will just stay over here and watch. grabs a bag of chips. better then renting a lame movie.

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:47 am

Oh, no no no no...if yer gonna be here, ya gotta participate!
*grabs chips away from nagotweena and drop kicks her*
Mmmm....Doritos.....

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:29 pm

*Steals Dorito bag and tapes it tightly over Templars face. Staples his hands and feet to a chair.*

You've got about 30 seconds worth of useful brain activity, use that to say your prayers.

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:44 pm

Grrrrrr! my chips! grabs darkest wolf. punches him through his back to his stomach. Take That!

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:53 pm

Wait a minute! I was helping you! But fine! Take this super wolf!

*Tosses salt into nagowteena's eyes and then impales her with a tree stump.*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:17 pm

oooops. sorry. I just woke up. runs to a pond and dunks head in. aah. much better. good one darkest wolf I gess I had that coming. mmm. Grabs a gallon of hot sauce. pulls Templar's mouth open. and pours every last drop down his thoat. *talk about heart burn!*

darkest wolf · Post by **darkest wolf** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:21 pm

*As Templar slowly dies darkest wolf gets bored. Rips tree stump out of nagowteena and squishes Templar's head with it.*

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:09 pm

so I guss that's it. we are the champs! woo hoo!

darkest wolf and nagowteena are the winers! hay some one should make a game just like this one but it should have teems.

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:18 am

*corpse festers on the ground....getting in your way

*

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:51 am

Hehehehehehehe....

*violently rips arms and legs off of chair, letting the staples tear through paws and feet. Rips stump off of head. Grabs nagotweena and darkest wolf by the throats, holding them three feet off the ground*

Well, well...the self-proclaimed winners. Wherever did you get the idea that it would be that easy? Wanted me to say one last prayer, eh? Well here goes: Oh Father, who art in Heaven, forgive me of my sins that art to be, though I know precisely what I do.

*rips out nagotweena and darkest wolf's heads and spinal chords and rams them through their torsos. Drags bodies by spinal chords over to wall*

And so, for your many, many sins, I will use my powers against you. I will wipe you out of the lands so that you will no longer be a nation. I will destroy you. And you will know that I am the Lord, when my vengeance is laid upon you. Amen!

*Alternately whips bodies against the wall, beating them until there is little but bloody pulp at ends of spinal chords*
Hehehehehehhahahahahahaha....AAAAHHHH,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAWWWW...........

*Calms down and watches as darkest wolf and nagotweena start to regenerate*
Unless you want another demonstration ten times that extreme, never, ever, assume that it's all over, especially when I'm involved!

*nagowteena* · Post by ***nagowteena*** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:41 am

gets up. Grrrr! grabs Templar. rips his arms off.

*Die you #@*$!%~ just freakin die!* Damn you! wacks him over the head with a guitar as blood spirts from his head. and now I'm getting pist off! you take my chips away and now you have taken my victory.

Templar · Post by **Templar** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:51 am

*clamps jaws over nagotweena's neck, breaking it with a slight twitch and dropping her like a rag doll*

DON'T YOU GET IT?!! YOU NEVER HAD A VICTORY!!....But here's a new bag of chips. Enjoy.

*hands nagotweena new bag of Doritos*