Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:46 pm
was
((Once there was a cat who was fat that had massive paws and small spindely legs. One day there was no cheese on top of the spaghetti and the chunk went over to a store window and stole all of the dirty old crusted pieces of moldy pizza. Now he pulled all the tons of cheese wax to help digest his enormous portion of meat that's putrid in on his lap. Scowling turkeys with strong teeth and hardy promiscious giant muscles! Then he realized that the cat simmered on 425 degrees underneath tinfoil in back of my oven. He moaned and clawed all his precious frogs with AIDs. Eventually not even an scratch on them. But suddenly the chickens that smelled like kiwi ran across his lap, chewing on his petty old nutsack. Finally his motha came forward out into view. So he whispered gibberish in tune with the Chilean making a huge thick piece of pie. During Samhain they thought about the festering boil spurting puss-like acid at my brandnew mooncat which likes cheese. Eventually chokes somebody because she was always oozing pink liquid. Finally suffocating on the pit lodged in her colon doctors shoved an rod in her ear. Finally realizing blood was....)) (( dear god...))
((Once there was a cat who was fat that had massive paws and small spindely legs. One day there was no cheese on top of the spaghetti and the chunk went over to a store window and stole all of the dirty old crusted pieces of moldy pizza. Now he pulled all the tons of cheese wax to help digest his enormous portion of meat that's putrid in on his lap. Scowling turkeys with strong teeth and hardy promiscious giant muscles! Then he realized that the cat simmered on 425 degrees underneath tinfoil in back of my oven. He moaned and clawed all his precious frogs with AIDs. Eventually not even an scratch on them. But suddenly the chickens that smelled like kiwi ran across his lap, chewing on his petty old nutsack. Finally his motha came forward out into view. So he whispered gibberish in tune with the Chilean making a huge thick piece of pie. During Samhain they thought about the festering boil spurting puss-like acid at my brandnew mooncat which likes cheese. Eventually chokes somebody because she was always oozing pink liquid. Finally suffocating on the pit lodged in her colon doctors shoved an rod in her ear. Finally realizing blood was....)) (( dear god...))
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