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not a perk: There's a reasonable chance you'll drool
perk: If you drool, it's not as bad as if someone else did it

Not a Perk- Fur and a shag carpet don't mix ( ie static electricity)

Not A Perk=it will be hard to play games with killing. You would become excited about killing and might lose it around friends.

Perk- You can smell everything, and seperate out all the individual scents.
Not a perk- You can smell everything, and seperate out all the individual scents.

Perk: The legal age for consuming coconut does not exist.

Not a Perk: It's a lot harder to sit at the bar.

The Perks:
The local butcher knows you on a first name basis.
A running sprinkler makes you very happy.
You always AAA on DDR.
Bellyrubs suddenly send you into a drooling, catatonic state of bliss.

The Cons:
Someone expects you to start playing fetch.
A priapism becomes a far more painful experience.
Singers like Meatloaf, Celine Dion and Mariah Carey give you migranes.
Constant ribbing about woofers when you install a stereo in your car.
You constantly worry about accidents happening on your neighbour's carpet.
You're usually relegated to wearing muted greys and blacks when it comes to your attire.
Always having to use plastic cutlery when you eat.

perks:
built in toothpick
being nude in public doesn't get you a fine
when your neighbers dog bites you, you can bite back
the idea of finger sandwiches appeals to you now

not-perks:
going into the bathroom directly after another person is EVEN WORSE!
can't act out the 'lime in the coconut' song anymore
doing the macarena looks plain silly

perks
It's a hell of a way to get out of paying rent
Have fun with the land lord
Table manners? Who needs 'em
The tail looks cool.
You are the scariest looking thing around
Stronger than a grizzly (Yogi Bear can kiss my furry a**)
Fastest thing on 2 or 4 feet/paws (Cheetahs, eat my dust)

Flaws
The tail gets pulled
Claws get in the way
What to wear that won't irritate you to no end
Dog breath
You are the scariest looking thing around

celtwolf wrote:doing the macarena looks plain silly

But everyone looks silly doing that now

perks
when somebody says "bite me!" you can follow through with the request
you can urinate in public with out the police arresting you.
road kill looks tasty now
don't have to wait for the burger to be done
Arnold Schwarzenegger eat your heart out
the ladies like big harry men
only freaky women want to date you

down falls
alarm clocks are more a pain in the a** now
road kill looks tasty now
only freaky women want to date you
get evicted for excessive howling

Perk: Having hair in your ears doesn't mean your getting old
Perk: You can stick your head out of the car window
Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.

Lupin wrote: Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.

i concider that a perk

Anubis wrote:

Lupin wrote: Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.

i concider that a perk

Me too

Not a perk: Looking like this afer you get wet

That's not too bad. They certainly don't seem discouraged by it.

Not a perk: No one will play tackle football with you anymore.

perk: Finding more fun with peanut butter
perk: Possible excuse for having one less anoying child in the house.....I wonder...Do werewolve's kill their offspring? It sure would keep them in line. Mine are out of control!

Anubis wrote:

Lupin wrote: Not a perk: Your significant other wants to use you as a blanket.

i concider that a perk

It's not a perk when the term "being hung out to dry" can take a new and unpleasant spin...
Especially if the "spin" is the spin cycle of the washing machine.

JonathanBaine wrote:perk: Finding more fun with peanut butter
perk: Possible excuse for having one less anoying child in the house.....I wonder...Do werewolve's kill their offspring? It sure would keep them in line. Mine are out of control!

No, they don't, the wolf is a species of animal that does not eat their own young..

Perk: you can drink really strong coffee and then complain about it by ripping off your shirt, shifting, and then shifting back, saying "wow! That'll put some hair on your chest!"

Not a Perk: blowing out your motherboard with static from your fur while installing your new ATI Radeon graphics card.

Scott Gardener wrote:Perk: you can drink really strong coffee and then complain about it by ripping off your shirt, shifting, and then shifting back, saying "wow! That'll put some hair on your chest!"

Not a Perk: blowing out your motherboard with static from your fur while installing your new ATI Radeon graphics card.

Hahaha!

perk: lots more attention from women who like strong hairy men...

non-perk: two of those women turn out the be the Doberman and Shepherd down the block.

ChaosWolf wrote:
non-perk: two of those women turn out the be the Doberman and Shepherd down the block.

unless they were furry

Lupin wrote:

celtwolf wrote:doing the macarena looks plain silly

But everyone looks silly doing that now

Hehe, yeah.

Scott Gardener wrote: Not a Perk: blowing out your motherboard with static from your fur while installing your new ATI Radeon graphics card.

celtwolf wrote:perks:
when your neighbers dog bites you, you can bite back

You don't have to be a werewolf to do that.