THE PACK Message Boards

Granted! You're one of the best rappers on the planet. But, you're now stuck in Detroit, trying to convince a saturated record industry that cares little for talent and plenty for who knows who on the inside, and as far as they're concerned, you're yet another jobless, angry nobody desperate for attention.

OK, I wish for world peace.

Granted. Unfortunately, world peace doesn't cover the solar system. When Mars attacks, Earth gets whupped.

I wish Kellie Pickler would get voted off of American Idol tomorrow.

Granted! simon kowel...................... does some thing. ( i don't watch american idol )


I wish that i'll lose wieght.

Anubis wrote:Granted! simon kowel...................... does some thing. ( i don't watch american idol )

Then why did you corrupt it?!

I wish that i'll lose wieght.

Granted. You lose fifty pounds. . .

Through your backside. . .

In less than a minute. . .

I wish my mother wanted a pet rock instead of a high-maintenance dog.

Granted, Your grandma dies after being crushed to death when it jumped it to greet her. after comming home from her tuffer ware party.


I wish that life was a cartoon.

Wish granted. Your life becomes a old Tom and Jerry series. Now you know that why the cartoon is less violent these days.

I wish that I had a polar bear as my pet.

Granted.......... you probably can put two and two to gether.

I wish that I have One million dollars and a PENNY!

Granted. And not just any penny, but a 1943 copper penny, of which there are believed to be only 40 in existence!

So needless to say, it doesn't take too long for the millionaire coin collector to relocate his missing coin and book you for the missing million to boot.

I wish I was buff.

Granted, You are arrested with public exposure after going out in the buff.

I wish i had a computer upgrade.

Granted. After an hour or two in Dexter's Laboratory, your computer has been upgraded up the yinyang. Now you just need to figure out how to keep it from taking over the world.

I wish it wasn't SNOWING IN APRIL!!!

Granted! insted of snowing it's now raining sulferic acid!!! have a nice day ;)


I wish that i had the powers of a god!!! (Bow down to me mortals!!! *instert evil luagh*)

Granted, now you have all bowing down to you.

I wish that I could be a king of the wolves where I can help protect them from those who wish for them to be killed for no reason.

Granted. But then the wolves overthrow you and establish a democracy.

I wish I had a holodeck in my living room.

(HA! can't corrupt it can ya?)

Granted, You are king of the wolves, but now you have a 14 year life span and you are constantly being bitten by those damn fleas!


I wish i had a giant robot!!

Terastas:

Granted! Your living room is now a holodeck. In case you haven't seen a billion Star Trek episodes where that went horribly wrong, or read Ray Bradbury... There's a slight glitch, and a simulated character demands to be made real, summons into being a bunch of giant predatory cats, and they eat you.

Anubis:

Granted! In case you've never watched a billion Anime or the Transformers... You have a giant robot, and it's good timing. Because, an alien invasion happens, and your giant robot is Earth's only hope. You pilot the thing, but get killed early on in the battle. Your descendant, who has big eyes and really wavy hair, avenges your memory a century later and frees humanity from a hundred year reign of terror, when he discovers the robot in a secret hiding chamber and reawakens it with a lot of fanfare and special effects involving blurred backgrounds.

I wish... for more wishes!

Granted....it's $10 per wish after the first 3 wishes ...not to mention the long distance fees


I wish for the ability to see the future (id finally win at Rock, Paper, Scissors mwhahahah).....

Granted. You can now see 2.5 seconds into the future. . . Which does help you win at RPS, but isn't enough time to avoid getting hit by that school bus.

I wish you could buy and sell things instantly just like in The Sims instead of mucking around with all this flea market / e-bay bullcrap.

Granted. But now you will have to deal with these !&@%*!% social bunnies falling from the sky.

I wish SNOWING in april (never saw real snow... damn tropical hot-a-lot country T_T)

Granted Now it snowing with blizzard whichs makes you stay at home for 4 days.

I wish I had a movie Theater to show lots of movies.

Granted, Figarou comes over and never leaves, and sits on that chair throwing rubber duckies at you when you try to get him to leave.


(no offence fig. BTW where is fig? i haven't seen any new posts by him lately)


I wish i'm a rock star and i get all the girls and money!!!!

Granted, You become a famous rock star and has many girls from around the world comming after you. Plus you become a billionair as well

I wish I have a bus company like the greyhound bus type that travel all over the us and canada including Alaska.

Umm, wolfenknight? You're supposed to corrupt the wish.

I wish i'm a rock star and i get all the girls and money!!!!

Granted. But after one beer and boob-filled night, your penis winds up on e-bay.

I wish I have a bus company like the greyhound bus type that travel all over the us and canada including Alaska.

Granted. But when gas prices go through the roof and everyone finally starts switching over to clean energy, your company is too far deep in the hole to afford the upgrades. That's what you get for investing with Kenneth Lay.

I wish American Idol would abolish Country Week next season (they have their own American Idol rip-off called Nashville Star exclusive to Country anyway, so who cares, right?).

Granted! Those country singing hicks no longer have an American Idol Spoof............................ Hey, Why ruien a VERY good wish like that, Country SUCKS!!!


I wish that all of Alkada and all other terrorists groups just DIE ALREADY!!

((Seriously where is figarou!? ))

*high-fives Anubis*

Granted. They all get together and agree that since nobody likes them, their all going to kill themselves at once. . . With one big mother of a suicide bomb that wipes out three Hawaiian Islands.

I wish nobody cared wether gay marriage and/or abortion were legal or not unless it applied directly to them.

Granted, Gays get Married and people shoves their head up their asses about the very real murder of children that never had the chance for a life!!!!!!!!!!!! (i have very strong feelings against abortion, it's NOT cool!!)


I wish I had a spider monkey as a pet.