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Posted: **Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:17 pm**

lupinsmile wrote:I would ware some tight leather shorts after the change. The Girls at the clubs would go WILD! Mabey a Hemp necklace too.

Do you know that leather not only mats fur, but chafes, too?

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:23 pm**

It just wouldent look the same wearing bright blue sweat pants. Do werewolves need pockets?

Posted: **Wed Feb 02, 2005 12:10 am**

Nah, they could just toss something small into a small leather bag tied to their waist, or if it's larger just hold it in their mouth....

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:33 pm**

Well, there's a lot of well thought-out posts here, though some directions its gone in is better than others... Though I'm sorry, the werewolves in the tighty-whities just gives me a chill for some reason...

...given a choice, I like the idea of werewolves in leather muuuuch better. Though I completely understand the whole leather not giving situation being bad on the more "sensitive" areas!!!

ouch!

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:08 pm**

GETTING BACK ON TOPIC...

Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.
Hell, I wouldn't mind too much if the guy turns into a ferocious pair of boxer shorts, ala underwearwolf.

All I ask, so that I won't have to go out and verbally burn the nice people at ReQuest Entertainment at the stake, is that they SHOW the people turning into werewolves, unlike a certain celluloid abomination that I will not name, but everyone here knows what I'm gibbering about avoided doing, or simply having a simple and lame computer morph like the way The Howling: New Moon Rising did, at the very end, no doubt.

That, and an aesthetically pleasing werewolf costume and marginally competent actors, too.

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:20 pm**

Apokryltaros wrote:Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.

Even if its UnderRoos?

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:07 pm**

Figarou wrote:
Apokryltaros wrote:Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.
Even if its UnderRoos?

What did I just write?
I won't care what sort of underwear they have under there, just so long as their apparall is violently out-grown in an adequetly dramatic manner.

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:11 pm**

Apokryltaros wrote:
Figarou wrote:
Apokryltaros wrote:Need I remind you people that I'm not picky about what kind or brand of underwear the werewolf wears.
Even if its UnderRoos?
What did I just write?
I won't care what sort of underwear they have under there, just so long as their apparall is violently out-grown in an adequetly dramatic manner.

Underoos it is then.

And while we are at it, duckie slippers!!

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:12 pm**

I really couldn't resist with this one...

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:34 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:08 pm**

Good one.

Posted: **Fri Feb 18, 2005 1:35 pm**

I only did that in a few minutes... that's why it's so furry. Otherwise I would have made it better...

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:26 pm**

Re Werewolves and Underwear..

<Ahem!!>

Now this Brings me to Doc Werewolf's theory of Grouchy Monsters.

Why are so many monsters pissed off after changing

Well - you are wearing a comfortable 95cm set of undies when in human form.

Now suddenly your a few hundred pounds heavier. Muscles, Taller, and your physique has expanded too..

Except for these now extremely tight undies that are making your goolies feel like thay have been caught in a vice cause the director HATES to see wobbly bits on his monster.

Pissed!! Nah... Try AGONY!!!!!

Werewolf :- GROWLLS... HOWLLLSSSS....

Translation :- OH ME ACHING NUTS!!!! GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME!!!!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:31 pm**

Like the werewolves on VanHelsing! Them and their spandex, hehe

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 7:45 pm**

Hehe. Good point, Marcwolf.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:41 pm**

So that explains why the wereolves always act like they do in movies. Their undies are too small!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:56 pm**

Sorry

I just had a wicked thought.

A Brownings Movie set..----------------------------------------

All the werewolves are on the stage acting their part.. And someone backstage goes to a cupboard and opens it.. They have never opened this cupboard before cause it has large warning signs on it!!!

In side there are racks and racks of furry sheaths and sacks.. All with little labels on them..

When the scene ends there a sudden rush of the werewolves to the cupboard.. A frantic sorting of Who's equipment is Whose. And then each werewolf err 're-attaches' his equiment back on so he can race off to for a piss.. or some other hormonal relief..

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Of course there is a flip side of this..

--Scene------------------------------------------------
A Browning surrounded by several very annoy and desperate werewolves

Werewolf :- "Stolen.. What do you Mean Stolen!!! We left them in YOUR care and you Promised Us that NOTHING would happen to them. They'd be under lock and key.. And now you tell us that our wobbly bits have been stolen!!!"

------------------------------------------------------------

Sorry folks - I have a warped sense of humor and I write as well..

Take Care

Marc

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:09 pm**

Sorry, but I do find that to be really amusing! I'm warped too I guess!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:29 pm**

Marcwolf wrote:Sorry I just had a wicked thought.

A Brownings Movie set..----------------------------------------

All the werewolves are on the stage acting their part.. And someone backstage goes to a cupboard and opens it.. They have never opened this cupboard before cause it has large warning signs on it!!!

In side there are racks and racks of furry sheaths and sacks.. All with little labels on them..

When the scene ends there a sudden rush of the werewolves to the cupboard.. A frantic sorting of Who's equipment is Whose. And then each werewolf err 're-attaches' his equiment back on so he can race off to for a piss.. or some other hormonal relief..

-----------------------------------------------

Of course there is a flip side of this..

--Scene------------------------------------------------
A Browning surrounded by several very annoy and desperate werewolves

Werewolf :- "Stolen.. What do you Mean Stolen!!! We left them in YOUR care and you Promised Us that NOTHING would happen to them. They'd be under lock and key.. And now you tell us that our wobbly bits have been stolen!!!"

------------------------------------------------------------

Sorry folks - I have a warped sense of humor and I write as well..

Take Care

Marc

Werewolves with removable wobbly bits? Now thats odd.

And I bet the person who took them is going to put it up on ebay!!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:35 pm**

Well Figarou - it was you who inspired me.

I seen in a few forums your posts re hiding the bits and pieces under fur..

So I thought - Why not just detach.. and re-attach later

Take Care

Marcwolf

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:39 pm**

Oddly Marilyn Manson-esque

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 9:49 pm**

Marcwolf wrote:Well Figarou - it was you who inspired me.

I seen in a few forums your posts re hiding the bits and pieces under fur..

So I thought - Why not just detach.. and re-attach later

Take Care

Marcwolf

Great.... I can see one of the werewolves forgeting to re-attach it before going home from the set. Talk about a mad trip back to the studio!!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:13 pm**

That reminds me of a song...

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:16 pm**

Oh lord.
I thank Heaven each night that I've finally forgotten the words to the song about the guy with a detatchable penis.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:41 pm**

Wow, I thought I came up with some wierd stuff....
Very funny

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