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What if you shifted while you were laughing your **s off? Picture the scene.

Shifting to full wolf form while driving.



after buying coconut ice cream

*cracks fingers*

- At a NRA convention
- On your first date
- During your first kiss
- Comforting a friends fear of dogs
- Peting kittens
- Petting puppies
- Holding a newborn baby
- Giving birth
- While you're drunk
- The morning after you got drunk
- During an eye exam
- (guys) While peeing in a pubic restroom
- When you are about to beat the final boss in a video game
- While your sleep walking
- While your driving late to work
- At a stop light
- In a rock concert (crowd)
- In a rock concert (band)
- At a spelling bee
- Playing football
- While choking
- At a kegger
- During class
- Doing your nails
- Typing online
- During a flame war
- Before going on a plane (they might think you're a terrorist. )
- While driving a truck load of gas (Figarou)
- On American Idol (then it would be worth watching)
- In a Roman catholic church
- In a satanist church
- While on the mic when you are a pro wrestler.
- While pro wreslting
- While you are recording a "Blue's Clues" episode (Steve, Joe)
- While recording a "Barney" episode
- When taking the Thanksgiving turkey to the table.
- After you open a Christmas gift and got cloths again.
- In a dog show
- While in the tree when your peeping at a girl undressing.
- While on a late night show (Conan, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel ect)
- When you're on "Cops"
- While on trial for a series of unsolved brutal murders you deny doing.
- While on fire
- When someone blows a dog whistle
- At the dentist
- At the school play
- Wearing you favorite cloths
- Trying to squeeze in a pair of jeans you swore fit last week.
- When your landlord checks your apartment because of strange complains of barking and howling from the tenets


Thats all for now at least.

^ LOL

Hamster wrote:*cracks fingers*

- Masturbating

I should break your fingers for putting that in your list.

Hearth wrote:What if you shifted while you were laughing your **s off? Picture the scene.

It'll look something like this. --->

While being held at a new George Bush secret prison as a terrorism suspect?

Figarou wrote:

Hamster wrote:*cracks fingers*

- Masturbating

I should break your fingers for putting that in your list.

Hamster wrote:

Figarou wrote:

Hamster wrote:*cracks fingers*

- Masturbating

I should break your fingers for putting that in your list.

Being the nice guy that I am, I'll give you the duckie treatment instead.

*joins the Hamster smack-fest*

PariahPoet wrote:*joins the Hamster smack-fest*

Ok, damn, I'll take it down!

Ha!! Picture this one.

-While trying to hold in a sneeze.

But instead of a slow shift, its an instant one. And all of the fur is standing on end.

Hamster wrote:

PariahPoet wrote:*joins the Hamster smack-fest*

Ok, damn, I'll take it down!

Silly, I'm just messing with you. ;)
*slurps*

Figarou wrote:Ha!! Picture this one.

-While trying to hold in a sneeze.

But instead of a slow shift, its an instant one. And all of the fur is standing on end.

And it would sound like...

"Ahh... gaagh... HAHSHPOOF!"

sex
giving birth
about to kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend
when at war, then everyone will be after
while performing a show(of any kind)

ChaosWolf wrote:

Figarou wrote:Ha!! Picture this one.

-While trying to hold in a sneeze.

But instead of a slow shift, its an instant one. And all of the fur is standing on end.

And it would sound like...

"Ahh... gaagh... HAHSHPOOF!"

Now that brings a smile to my face!

--"While working in a silver refinery!"

Oh dear, that wouldn't be good!

I also found Scott's list very funny.

(*ahem* What's with the, uh, vulgarity? I don't find it funny. :'[ )

How about this-

Back to human form while in the wolf exibit at the zoo!
(oh the embarrassment.
"I can explain, I was really hungry and these guys *gesture to the pack* said they get great meals and........maybe I should put some pants on. " ^_^)

--While picking your nose.





Imagine if Little Red Riding Hood caught you doing that.

Red- "Oh my!! What big boogers you have!!"

Werewolf- "All the better to fling them at you!!!"

Red- *screams* "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"




Ok..I admit. That was an odd one.

*runs and hides*

here's another:

- While in a press conference in a governmental house.

While dismantling a bomb

Well this thread has been a great treat to read - thanks! Keep going!! I had thought of about 10% of these, but the rest are just too witty and entertaining for me to have thought of that I have really been enjoying myself!

Many howls!!

1. After threatening to kill your little brother
2. At a cat show
3. Giving your first speech as president
4. While ordering a steak at a restaurant
5. Riding a horse
6. Trying on shoes
7. Changing a lightbulb
8. In the vet's office
9. At the dentist

HaLo Jump
Scuba Diving
Space Walk
While using a PortaPotty
Ice climbing
While wearing Alpine ski or snowboard boots. Teleboots might just work, just gotta keep the toes down.
While caring for a patient on ski patrol
Walking down stairs
Throwing pottery (making it, not launching it at a wall)
Dealing with climbing skins
Longboarding (try riding a board down pavement at 20 miles per hour, just balancing on the balls of both feet)
Rappelling (getting fur caught would make rope burn look like childrens play)
Trying to type this post
Listening to the Ring Cycle
While paddling Class III or higher rapids
Trying to put earplugs in
Flossing
In a room with walls covered with sheets of the hook side of velcro
Hiking through areas with lots of burrs

Possibly more later
-Ull

wedding day

Honeymoon