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Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:13 am
by Terastas
. . . you get your luggage back at the airport.
You know your professor is not qualified to teach anything when. . .
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:07 am
by Short Tail
he teaches out of the Idiots guide to _____
You know you are lost when...
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:33 pm
by Terastas
You're stuck at an interesection waiting for the light to turn pink.
You know you picked a bad lobster when. . .
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:51 pm
by Anubis
it starts throwing duckies at unsuspecting werewolves. (i know thats bad)
You know when you need a oil change when...
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:51 pm
by Terastas
Instead of the oil light coming on, an airbag with the oil-change icon deploys.
You know all your friends are geeks when. . .
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:54 pm
by Kzinistzerg
not a single one of them has written a computer program less than fifty lines long.
you know you've played too much morrowind when...
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:01 pm
by Anubis
you tried to find that place in real life.
you know when you got gas when...
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:02 pm
by Terastas
The scale says you weigh 50 lbs., but you need a family member to relay that up to you since you can't see your feet.
You know you've played too much Final Fantasy when. . .
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:43 pm
by Scott Gardener
...you're momentarily distracted by a nurse starting an IV, and you briefly overhear something about "dehydration," and then ask someone in the game if they know anything about this.
You know it's time to retire when...
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:50 pm
by Anubis
you thought that mircosoft word was a fancy new type witter.
you know you going to die when...
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:08 pm
by Terastas
You answer a knock at your door and the Grim Reaper checks his watch and says: "Oh, sorry, I'm early. I'll be back in five, okay?"
You know it's Spring when. . .
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:26 pm
by Lyco
... the pinecones from the Christmas tree you forgot to take down are starting to sprout. Not to mention the pupkin patch on your front portch from Halloween.
You know you've just said something stupid when...
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:05 pm
by Anubis
the idiot detector in my head starts to fry my brain,.(if you watch billy and mandy on CN you'll get that)
you know when you need a beer when...
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:14 am
by Terastas
The pimp offers a buy-one-get-one-free deal.
(feel free to be equally raunchy with this one, though I think it'd be more impressive if you could answer it without it)
You know you're in Tijuana when. . .
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:46 pm
by Anubis
the smirfs asked you directions to pluto so they can party with einstien.
you know when you need to move out of your parent's house when...
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:50 pm
by Renorei
...they die of old age.
You know you need to brush your teeth when...
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:29 pm
by Anubis
when you can rent out the space between your teeth.
You know when you need to go to the hospital when...
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:40 pm
by Terastas
You can count to ten on one hand.
You know the milk has gone bad when. . .
Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:09 pm
by Anubis
it mugged you for heroin money.
You know you're dead when.
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:28 am
by Terastas
The bus driver starts snoring.
You know you're about to be fired when. . .
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 3:54 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
When your co-workers start coming up to you everything is going to be fine in the end.. ((it's happened to me before
))
you know something bad is about to happen when...
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:36 pm
by Anubis
you either hear a decending wistling or a ticking from that mysterious package you got in the mail today.
you know your bored when....
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:54 pm
by Terastas
Your responses in that forum game are all the same color (IE: every other post is yours).
You know someone is a bad influence when. . .
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:35 pm
by Scott Gardener
...The Boyz in the Hood and a bunch of ex-cons say the guy's a bit creepy.
You know you've got a hacker problem when...
Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:22 pm
by Fenrir
....When the password to you bank ancount becomes P0WN3d
You now you need to update your system when....