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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:39 pm
by Figarou
Morkulv wrote:Then I'm gonna stick my dick into every hole I can find!
*points to an electrical socket*
There's one!!!
nachoboy wrote:z, did you jus realize right now that fig is a dork? how did that happen?
Z wrote:nachoboy wrote:z, did you jus realize right now that fig is a dork? how did that happen?
lol, i have no idea
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:06 am
by Machine-Whisperer
Uhh well, If that was truely the case, I'd be either live through it, or die an unbeliever.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:36 am
by Lukas
i just remember this is like the 3rd poll regarding death of some sort
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:21 pm
by Templar
Well, Lukas, I wouldn't take this thread too seriously, since, well, you don't have that long....
*Begins Lukas' smackdown*
Hehehehehehehehehe..........
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:43 pm
by Terastas
I voted "Stay in a hospital," but the reality is that I'd probably stay in the hospital and write my memoirs. I think I'd rather reflect on my life and die peacefully than do a bunch of stuff and die when I'm finally starting to feel alive.
I was tempted to vote "crazy crimes," but the reality is that, despite there being countless people I disagree with, the only person I've ever been tempted to literally kill was my brother, and frankly, he's such a miserable excuse for a human being that if I'm going to die in one week, I'd rather he live forever and hopefully begin my next life before he ends his current. I'd leave instructions with the nurse to inform him that I'm not dead but am now halfway around the globe practicing medicine in Tibet or studying under the Dali Llama or something like that; something that will make him think I'm still living a happy and fulfilling life and likewise explain why he hasn't heard from me in decades.
Yeah, I know, it sounds cruel, but honestly I'd feel more comfortable in the afterlife if he didn't know that was where he could find me.
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:22 am
by Lukas
watch how many roids your taking temp, i just made a comment
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:13 am
by Morkulv
Figarou wrote:Morkulv wrote:Then I'm gonna stick my dick into every hole I can find!
*points to an electrical socket*
There's one!!!
Well, I'm gonna die then anyway, so what the funk does it matter if I electricute myself?
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:06 pm
by Terastas
Morkulv wrote:Well, I'm gonna die then anyway, so what the funk does it matter if I electricute myself?
True. Electrocution is the last way I'd want to go, but I suppose if I was going to die in seven days anyway, on the sixth night I'd plan to die happy.
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:54 am
by Morkulv
True. But if I fall down a cliff just a week earlier, nobody would think it it bad because I wouldn't live much longer anyway.
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:54 pm
by darkest wolf
Spend everything I have. If you only have 1 week to live you better live it up!
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:40 pm
by White Paw
id do a HALO jump with out a shute... thatw ay id have fun going out with a splat and it wouldnt take a week of probably pain and suffering
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:01 pm
by Lukas
White Paw wrote:id do a HALO jump with out a shute... thatw ay id have fun going out with a splat and it wouldnt take a week of probably pain and suffering
then it would be a HAS(High Alitude Splat)
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:16 am
by Chibiabos
For me, I'll look forward to reuniting with my wife who passed away earlier this year. Waking up in an empty bed every morning is miserable. :/