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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:23 pm
by nachoboy
it has something to do with the nachos, or the pizza, or something...
that reminds me: how are nachos so delicious?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:08 pm
by Fang
Toe fungus
Why do catholics look down on gays?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:19 pm
by nachoboy
because ducks often live near lakes.
how many wolf smiley edits has fig made?
(by the way, i am catholic, and i don't look down on homosexuals at all. many of my good friends are gay, and actually, one of my gay friends is catholic... hmmmm. sorry. jus had to clear things up. not all catholics are stupid.)
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:53 pm
by Moon_Lover
Because it's depressed.
Why do parents care for us?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:40 pm
by Terastas
Because everybody wants the parents of a president.
Do you like vodka?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:23 am
by nachoboy
hecks yeah!
how many posts do i have?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:45 am
by Terastas
6345789
What was your favorite cartoon from the 80s?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:10 am
by celtwolf
french kittens like manpickles for breakfast
how much cheese could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck cheese?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:02 am
by Figarou
celtwolf wrote:french kittens like manpickles for breakfast
how much cheese could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck cheese?
upchuck!!
How sick was that?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:32 am
by Terastas
Alabama.
What is water made of?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:48 am
by Kaebora
Rainbows and Sunshine.
What is the average airspeed of an African Swallow?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:51 pm
by Terastas
345 mph.
What's the name of Tom Cruise's new wife?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:01 pm
by Kaebora
Butch
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:36 pm
by FoxOfWar
Exactly a few less than four.
What is it with inane rambling that is so fun?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:15 pm
by White Paw
FoxOfWar wrote:Exactly a few less than four.
What is it with inane rambling that is so fun?
i eat kittens
green is better than blue
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:29 pm
by Kaebora
That's not even a question!
Seriously though. These are a lot funnier when the answers sound like somone got it wrong while trying. Answering "How sick was that?" with "Alabama." has no underlying humor. (Don't worry Terastas, you aren't the only one.) Seriously guys, at least try and make it somewhat coherient like it started out as. (Not to sound like a jerk or anything, but it's just a suggestion.)
What is Pepto Bismol made of?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:30 pm
by Figarou
Kaebora wrote:That's not even a question!
Seriously though. These are a lot funnier when the answers sound like somone got it wrong while trying. Answering "How sick was that?" with "Alabama." has no underlying humor. (Don't worry Terastas, you aren't the only one.) Seriously guys, at least try and make it somewhat coherient like it started out as.
What is Pepto Bismol made of?
Pink elephants.
Was that funny enough?
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:17 pm
by White Paw
no
is the moon really made out of cheese?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:40 am
by Terastas
Yes. Gorgonzola to be precise.
What's the difference between a mongoose and a monsoon?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:27 am
by Lukas
nothing
why did the spider get eaten by his mom?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:31 am
by Terastas
To catch the fly.
What is pi?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:38 am
by Kaebora
Food for squares.
How many werewolves does it take to change a lightbulb, and why?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:31 pm
by Figarou
none.....werewolves don't lay eggs.
Can werewolves cook?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:16 pm
by Fang
Yes, their cuisine is just below poorly cooked Mcdonalds on the gourmet list
What's with the birds and the bees?
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:55 pm
by Terastas
War were declared.
What's your middle name?