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Terastas wrote:I wish I was the proud owner of Krypto the Superdog.

You get your wish; the very next day, on your door-step: one Krypto the Superdog, mailed super-first-class. And boy, are you proud!

But the owner of a superdog has super-responsibilities. You need super-toys, and superdog-food, and don't forget the super-pooper-scooper! You can't afford all this, on your not-so-super budget. But you own a superdog, and boy, are you proud!

You can't play with your superdog--you're just not super enough. Nor can you discipline or chastise--he couldn't care a less. In fact, you're pretty much superfluous. But you own a superdog, and boy, are you proud!

Your superdog, not getting the attention he needs, falls to life on the streets, as Kryptizzle the Superdawg, poodle-pimp extraordinaire. Eventually, having spent so much time in a bad environment, he slowly starts doing super-bad-deeds. Just one or two, here and there... I'm sure he could stop, whenever he feels like it. But super-bad-deeds are super-addictive. And before you know it, he's a super-hardened criminal... But you own a superdog, and boy, are you proud!



I wish I didn't procrastinate so much

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:I wish I didn't procrastinate so much

You start taking care of everything as soon as possible after the moment you think that something must be done. Soon you realise that you do things before you even know about them. In this state you commit a fatal beating on a mugger before he attacks you. You are caught and charged as a murderer, but because of your mad behaviour you are sent to a place for criminally insane, where you spend rest of your live with your mind lost between present and the future.
Well, you've asked for it, haven't you?

Mine is simple. I want to be a Werewolf!

Vilkacis wrote:I wish that lion were friendly!

-- Vilkacis

I know it's already been done, but since you weren't content with the answer... What the heck?

The 800 lb. lion sees you, shouts: "Wow! A human!" and pounces you. You laugh and play with the lion until it dawns on you that the lion doesn't have a mane. Nope. It's not a lion, but a giant alien lion cub!

Then it's parents come back (who are proportioned accordingly to their cub) and the cub (who still has you pinned) shouts: "It's a human! Can I keep it?"

"Oh, why not? You've been good."

Next thing you know, your name is Mr. Whiskers, you have anual tea parties and every afternoon the cub snuggles you up in it's lap to watch a game show where a host named Bob Purrker reminds all the views at home to: "Control the pet population: have your humans spayed or neutered."

Lycanthrope wrote:Mine is simple. I want to be a Werewolf!

And you become a werewolf, thanks to a merciful bite from Professor Lupin.
Yes. You're that kind of werewolf.

I would love to see somebody ruin this one:

I wish there was no more Reality TV.

I guess someone beat me to it, but here we go anyway:

Lycanthrope wrote:Mine is simple. I want to be a Werewolf!

Okay, you got it. Unfortunately, lycanthropy isn't anything like what you imagined. Every night you turn into an uncontrollable, slobbering, hairy, neanderthal-like creature (with no tail). But you are definitely a werewolf, or at least, that's what everyone who sees you yells out before running away! For the rest of your life, you have to lock youself in your room before nightfall. This wreaks havoc on your social life.

I wish I wasn't running out of good wishes to make.

-- Vilkacis

Terastas wrote:Next thing you know, your name is Mr. Whiskers, you have anual tea parties and every afternoon the cub snuggles you up in it's lap to watch a game show where a host named Bob Purrker reminds all the views at home to: "Control the pet population: have your humans spayed or neutered."

Good one

-- Vilkacis

Heh, very interesting game this is. Still wish I can lock it. Ha!! Just kidding.

Terastas wrote:I would love to see somebody ruin this one:

I wish there was no more Reality TV.

Continuing its policy of protecting the public from itself, the government declares that TV is now illegal. All television programs cease to exist (including Reality TV). But it doesn't stop there, soon all forms of public entertainment are banned; in fact, eventually all humans (except the political elite who must 'manage' society) are put into padded rooms and straight-jackets for their own good.



I wish I could get twice as much done in a day as anyone else.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:

I wish I could get twice as much done in a day as anyone else.

-- Vilkacis

Granted. There is now two of you!!


I wish my dish of fish became a boss to toss.

Figarou wrote:I wish my dish of fish became a boss to toss.

And before you know it, your dish of fish becomes your new employer: Mr. Rush Limbaugh.

Good luck tossing him.

I wish my brother/roommate had a job.

I wish I could get twice as much done in a day as anyone else.

Wish granted!
Out of a corwd a guy walks up to you. 'Hi, I'm everyone else!' he said, and shakes you hand. 'How much do you get done every day?' you ask. 'Nothing!' he replied, he seemed proud of his laziness. You look at his hands and see a trophy, on it it says 'Longest Time of doing nothing world record.'

So lets see. 0 things done X 2 = 0!

You get NOTHING done.

outwarddoodles wrote:

I wish I could get twice as much done in a day as anyone else.

Wish granted!
Out of a corwd a guy walks up to you. 'Hi, I'm everyone else!' he said, and shakes you hand. 'How much do you get done every day?' you ask. 'Nothing!' he replied, he seemed proud of his laziness. You look at his hands and see a trophy, on it it says 'Longest Time of doing nothing world record.'

So lets see. 0 things done X 2 = 0!

You get NOTHING done.

Heh, nice. Two of us grants his wish in different ways.

Terastas wrote:

Lycanthrope wrote:Mine is simple. I want to be a Werewolf!

And you become a werewolf, thanks to a merciful bite from Professor Lupin.
Yes. You're that kind of werewolf.

I would love to see somebody ruin this one:

I wish there was no more Reality TV.

...I know what will I use my last bomb for. Good bye. All of you...

Daily Prophet extract from 09.06.2005
School of Hogwarts perishes in an extremely strong explosion! Most of the students and all of the teachers became victims of this incident! You Know Who is considered to be the main suspect! Yet, appearance of an unindentified, weeping muggle has been reported! He was said to carry a large, silvery object while running towards the school...

Figarou wrote:Heh, nice. Two of us grants his wish in different ways.

So there are two of me, and we get nothing done, heh.

-- Vilkacis

Terastas wrote:
I wish my brother/roommate had a job.

Granted!!!

Figarou wrote:Granted!!!

Hey, that works for me! Maybe then he'd actually pay his share of the rent instead of taking up space at home and skyrocketing the cable and electric bills.

Hm. And since Figarou forgot his wish, lets continue the process with:

I wish Courtney Love had shot herself instead.

Figarou:

I wish my dish of fish became a boss to toss.

Your new supervisor is an obnoxious Atlantian, with big, buggy eyes and huge scales. He's also pompous and overbearing, constantly hovering over you and telling you how much better his aquatic associates are. You realize very quickly you've got to get work somewhere else; it's time to "toss your boss."

Terastas:

I wish Courtney Love had shot herself instead.

Behold, she is gone! But, in so doing, she has only martyred herself to the film industry. For weeks on end, you can hardly find anything on TV except news coverage of her elaborate funeral, with speeches by President Bush, Tony Blair, the new Pope, and the likes, or marathons of movies like Tapeheads and Feeling Minnesota, movies you fondly remember not having heard of.

OK, I wish to be a werewolf, WITH FUR, WITH A TAIL, and NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FASHION RELATED TO THE FOLLOWING MOVIES:

1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Werewolf / Arizona Werewolf (as featured in "Mystery Science Theater 3000")
3. Underworld
4. Darkwolf
5. Project: Metalbeast
6. Any Howling movie which features in the title any words, Roman numerals, or anything other than the words "The" or "Howling."

Scott Gardener wrote:OK, I wish to be a werewolf, WITH FUR, WITH A TAIL, and NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FASHION RELATED TO THE FOLLOWING MOVIES:

What about like the one in Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, but with a tail? ^_^



I was so disappointed when I saw that. But the movie overall was excellent.

-- Vilkacis

Scott Gardener wrote:OK, I wish to be a werewolf, WITH FUR, WITH A TAIL, and NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FASHION RELATED TO THE FOLLOWING MOVIES:

1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Werewolf / Arizona Werewolf (as featured in "Mystery Science Theater 3000")
3. Underworld
4. Darkwolf
5. Project: Metalbeast
6. Any Howling movie which features in the title any words, Roman numerals, or anything other than the words "The" or "Howling."

You forgot Fang Face. Whoops!

I wish the Yankees would never win a world series ever again.

EDIT: So. Nobody wants to ruin this one, hm?

Terastas wrote:EDIT: So. Nobody wants to ruin this one, hm?

Actually, I was busy, even though I've had the browser open to the forum this entire time. Also, I wanted to encourage others to make an attempt.

Anyway:

Terastas wrote:I wish the Yankees would never win a world series ever again.

Okay, Gotcha'. Here we go:

As the video gaming industry has grown, it has been in increasing competition with Major League Baseball and other professional sports. In an attempt to rekindle video gamers' dying interest in professional sports, many sports teams change their names to include popular video game-related terms. This includes the New York Yankees, who are now known as the New York Chocobos. Their new uniforms are bright yellow, and everytime they make a home-run, the entire team does the chicken dance.

Because of this gimmick the popularity of games increases ten-fold (as they are now much more entertaining to watch), and the idea rampantly spreads. A new era of professional sports is born.

The New York Chocobos continue to win world series, but the old team, the New York Yankees, never will.



I wish I had better handwriting.

-- Vilkacis

Vilkacis wrote:

I wish I had better handwriting.

-- Vilkacis

What sloppy handwriting!! I can't make out a single letter.

I wish I had better handwriting.

-- Vilkacis

your writing becomes so clear and amazing it takes hours to write simple sentences, oh well time will unfold

i wish i could live life to its fullest (it aint gunna hapen )

Scott Gardener wrote: OK, I wish to be a werewolf, WITH FUR, WITH A TAIL, and NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FASHION RELATED TO THE FOLLOWING MOVIES:

1. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
2. Werewolf / Arizona Werewolf (as featured in "Mystery Science Theater 3000")
3. Underworld
4. Darkwolf
5. Project: Metalbeast
6. Any Howling movie which features in the title any words, Roman numerals, or anything other than the words "The" or "Howling."

*poof*

You've become like the old Lon Chaney Wolf-man.

With a Tail.

And in way related to those movies.

silverpaw wrote:i wish i could live life to its fullest (it aint gunna hapen )

And shortly after writing this sentence, a piano drops clear out of the sky and falls on your head. Congratulations, you have served your time here on Earth in full.

I wish I was a wemic.

Terastas wrote:
I wish I was a wemic.

(I never heard of a wemic so I'm guessing at this. With help from google)


Granted, A wemic you you shall be. You'll spend the rest of your days stuck in a video game as a wemic.

http://nwn.bioware.com/players/cep_race_wemic.html


I wish the next wish will grant my wish of all wishes!!