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Granted. For those in the know, there is an alternative way to get straight As with only a few hours of work once a month.

The only problem is, well. . . It's not exactly PG, if you catch my drift.

I wish I had a dollar for every time somebody made a snyde remark about my "afro."

((EEeeewwwwWWWW!!!!! because most of my teachers are guys!! ))


Granted! after a bad remark about your afro a dollar bill magically appeared. then some body puts two and two together and shaves your head while you're asleep and wears your fro as a wig, and is making money off of your hair and you don't get a penny.

i wish the ladies find me ultra sexy.

Granted! the ladies find you utra sexyful and rip you limb from limb just to have some of you all to themselves.

I wish i could find the right guy

(( i shure you will don't give up hope, there is always somebody out there for someone. but since this is the Currupted wish Game thread... ))

Granted, but after 10 years of blissful marrage the dude turns into a blob. sitting his but on the couch, only light he's getting is the light from the TV while crying crisco as he watches soap operas.

I wish i can get a Xbox 360 and every game that is out and ever game that will come out, (even the ones that aren't even made yet) and top it off with a big screen HD TV and suround sound.

Granted!! But all of what you asked for is old stuff. The Xbox 720 is out. HDTV has been replaced by "Super Wifi HDTV." And surround sound is no longer being used because of the new 3D speakerless technology.



I wish I had a water park all to myself!!!

Granted! you have been arrested for breaking and entering!

I wish i had a machine gun and plastic explosives!!!

Granted!! Not only is your explosives plastic, so is everything else!! (Including the men!!) Go Joe!!









I'm hungry. I wish I had something to eat.

Granted. Welcome, Figarou, to the second round on Fear Factor.

Enough said, I hope.

I wish I had enough money to
A) Shut up all of my a*****e relatives.
B) Buy a home and start a career in a completely different state where none of them will think to look for me.

Your fisrt wish is granted, you are awarded millions of dollars for selling and inventing the cure for a$$holeness. Your relatives seek you out in Florida where you had tried to elude them and now that they think you can cure their disease, them and thousand more jerkoffs surround you at all hours for the cure that is no longer yours.

I wish my body was completely efficient.

Granted. You now expel 100% percent of what is consumed. . . Because you don't consume anything. You're dead.

I wish Jeff Ross was CEO of the Trump Corporations instead of that old red-wigged camerawhore.

This guy?

http://www.jeffrey-ross.com/

Granted!!

With so much power, Jeffery Ross is able to invade your TV and tell nothing but jokes!! No more news, weather reports, movies, ETC. Just jokes and nothing but jokes!!


I wish the battery in my laptop PC doesn't drain so quickly every time I use it.

Granted!! You get a experimental fusion reactor labtop battery, but it went Hirroshima on you when you spilled your coffee on it.

I wish the Stargate was real!!

Wish granted but then you get many enemies comes throught the gate and want to make your home to be a slave area.


I wish I have a horse.

Granted! you fall off and you fall into coma for the rest of your life

I wish M*A*S*H was still on the air.

No need to grant that wish.

Its on as reruns.



I wish June would get here already.

Granted. We skip ahead the entire month of May to June. That screws up a lot, but most notably, you never got a paycheck for the month of May since you never actually worked all month, but since the month of May is behind us, all your bills are overdue.

That and I'm now trying to kill you because in obliterating the month of May 2006, you pushed the theatrical release of Over the Hedge back to May 18th of next year.

I wish I'd hear back from NBC before the end of the month.

((Not to mention that May 14th is my birthday!!! I'm 17 for another year!!!))

Granted! But the producers disqualified you for not being patient. ( i know it was bad, you do better!)

I wish that my WOLF idea became a kick butt (metaphorically speaking) Animated TV show on Sci-fi or Adult Swim, and it's fan base rivals Star treck and Starwars. An all new geek culture is born!!

Granted. But just like other shows with huge fan followings like Brimstone and Father of the Pride, the network isn't happy with just the fan following's numbers and scraps it before even the first season is up. And to add insult to injury, your show gets replaced with another reality show (another season of Mad Mad House if Sci-Fi, reruns of Drawn Together if on Adult Swim). Sorry Anubis, but while kick-butt and groundbreaking is what the viewers want, the real money is in prolefeed.

I wish Rampage: Total Anihilation had a tiger character (C'mon, how do you skip king of the jungle for a jackalope?)

Granted but the tigere character is merely a pet that is usually ordered around as a slave on a leesh.

I wish i could fly

Granted! but after some heavy turbanlance you been pushed from a skies and implailed on a fence post!!

I wish i had a cookie

Granted. A cookie has been placed on your harddrive.


I wish the next post has a picture of the 2009 Ford Ranger.

2009's too early for there to be any in existence, but eventually this will be melted down to make a part of one.

I wish I had a Vespa scooter.

Granted!!

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product. ... id=4891312

Fit for a 3 year old!! You are 3 years old, correct?



I wish I had a way to uncorrupt a wish once its corrupt.

Granted but the wish you uncorrupted was simpley corrupted later on by me

i wish i was a profesional NHL player

Granted! but on your first game you hit your head extermely hard now you think you are a seven year old little girl that has a crush on brad pit!!

I wish for an uncorruptable wish!