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why not?


*runs towards you and head buts you impailing you with the hatchet handle*

Well, now that we're stuck, wanna die at the same time?

ok this is getting odd. rams a foot ball up Templars butt.

Fang wrote:Well, now that we're stuck, wanna die at the same time?

not really

Fine you go first

*laughs at Fang's "gender reassignment", which was little more than putting a wig on me. Rams claws into Fang and White Paw's eyeballs*

So, you guys want to die together, eh? Well, how more poetic than in each other's embrace.

*drags Fang and White Paw by eye sockets over to iron maiden.Throws Fang in first. Spikes on back of maiden protrude through every orifice in Fang's body. Throws White Paw on top of Fang. Slams door shut, impaling them from the front and back. Listens to Fang and White Paw choking on their own blood*

What's that? You guys wanna cuddle even closer? Oookay.....

*grabs mallet. Hammers door, crushing iron maiden and everything inside closer and closer together. Only stops when maiden is little more than a hubcap-thin piece of blood-soaked metal. Peels what's left of White Paw away. Watches White Paw regenerate*

Now Fang, your fascination with my nuts is getting way too old and annoying. Focus on some other perverse way to try an' kill me, and maybe I'll start leavin White Paw alone.

*brings mallet down on White Paw's knees. Silences White Paw's screams by crushing his head. Waits for White Paw to regenerate, then repeats indefinitely*

Oh, and Teena...

*takes nagowteena's poking stick and rams it up her left nostril through the back of her skull*

Heheheheheheheheheh...............

Fine *regenerates* Breaks both of templars kneecaps with a baseball bat* Now I've tried to be nice, I've tried to be fair, but my patience can only go so far. Capeshe? Now I'm giving yous an ultimatum. Oh the hell with this *Rams Grenade into templars mouth* *Pulls out pin* Templars head explodes covering everything in brains and blood *Seals body in comcrete tomb and drops it in the river*

*darkest wolf grabs a huge sword and impales Fang with it. He slowly rips out his guts.*

*Moves forward on darkest wolf's sword* Gimmie those *Breaks dakest wolf's neck and watches him fall to the ground dead*

I sneak up behind Fang and stab him with my hand in his back. yanks hard and pulls out his back bone. Fang falls to the ground Sceeming. MOO! HA! HA! HA! Grabs some electrical wires and raps them around Fang's neck. puts my right foot one Fang's back and yanks hard on wires. Fang trys to screem but can't and slowly dies.

sits and watches the gore fest with amazement and eats some popcorn

White Paw wrote:sits and watches the gore fest with amazement and eats some popcorn

Grabs popcorn from White Paw and slaps him in the face. *mmm...popcorn.*

*jumps up pissed and pushes you on the ground and stomps your skull in as my paw slops around in the soupy mess that what was once your brain matter*

Grrr! gets up. rips of White Paw's head, and throuws it into a pond. grabs some glue and pours it all over White Paw's body and neck. White Paw falls to the ground and sand and leafs start sticking all over his body. *you think you can mess with me? next time you better think twice.*

Medame I have the bottle of Champaign you requested *Whacks you upside the head with bottle* *Breaks bottle and stabs you over and over untill you're dead*

Comes back from the dead and wacks Fang upside his head.

*darkest wolf rips out Fang's spine and strangles him with it.*

Hmm...Grabs Templar and snaps his neck. grabs pocket knife and cuts Templars belly open and rips out his internal organs. *That was boreing* throws Templar aside. anyone els?

Heheheheheeheh....

*grabs nagowteena by the jaw*

Aww, are you not entertained?

*drags nagowteena over to car on blocks. Ties nagowteena's head down so side of her face is touching rear tire*

Cause I'm havin' a ball!

*hits gas. Tire grinds away nagowteena's head. Brings crowbar down on Fang's lower spine*

What is dis, huh? Baseball bat to the knees? Ultimatums? Cement baths? Who da f*** d'you think you are, huh? Frikkin' Robert DeNiro? Huh? I gotcha mafia thing, right here...

*beats Fang until crowbar breaks. Lights match. Takes shot of vodka and spews it at Fang, lighting it on fire. Unceremoniously drops Fang's ashes into river. Gives white Paw Fang's charred head and several dead fish*

It's a Sicilian message. Fang now sleeps wit de fried fishsticks. Hehehehehehheeheh....

Thread necromancy, HAHAHAHAHA!

*Grabs a hi-lighter and stabs Templar with it. Then follows up by ripping him apart with a chain saw.*

Activating Ion Cannon. Surrender you pathetic excuse of a pack, or I'll will burn your house down.

[The Ghost of Cumulus walks in and the whole room is engulfed in a bright light. He leaves laughing insanely as nothing but black darkness can be seen all around. The room and all of its inhabitants are nowhere to be found.]

*Grabs old school shotgun and aims it at Shadow Wulf.*

Surrendering isn't an option here! *Fires shotgun.*

True...*Somehow reappears.*