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Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:22 pm**

*ducks* HEY! *throws water on warriors avatar so now it doesnt work*

BOOYAH!

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:22 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:23 pm**

wolf4life wrote:*ducks* HEY! *throws water on warriors avatar so now it doesnt work*

BOOYAH!

Commentary: You have greatly overestimated the power of water, meatbag.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:24 pm**

FINE THEN! *blows warriors avatar up* stupid machine thingy...

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:24 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:26 pm**

wolf4life wrote:FINE THEN! *blows warriors avatar up* stupid machine thingy...

Query: Blow it up with what, exactly?

Commentary: This bores me. Is there anything you would like me to kill for you?

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:27 pm**

wolf4life wrote:FINE THEN! *blows warriors avatar up* stupid machine thingy...

*Takles wolf4life to the ground and kicks him in the stomach several times.*

No one, and I mean no one f**ks with HK-47.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:28 pm**

i blew you up with my staff of gardens! i rolled the die and got an extra bonus...my six sided dy with the dungeons and dragons sides for it is so cool! *laughs nerdily*

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:29 pm**

*pushes darkest over a mountain*

NO TOUCHY THE WOLF!

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:30 pm**

*Rolls up sleeves.* If we're gonna be that way, let's take it to the death match thread.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:30 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:31 pm**

but.....we cant use guns over there! *head goes down and close garage full of guns*

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:31 pm**

lol!

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:32 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:33 pm**

my poor handguns!!!!!

we cant even use any other guns! *several screens turn on with planets full of my guns*

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:33 pm**

wolf4life wrote:but.....we cant use guns over there! *head goes down and close garage full of guns*

That's an excuse...

*Grabs a baseball bat with a rusty nail in it.*

Let's go...

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:34 pm**

OH SNAP! It's on!

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:34 pm**

YAH! BYE BYE! OI GET TO GO EAT!! WHA HU!

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:36 pm**

HAHAHAHAHA! Thought so!

*Hefts bat.*

I'll be waiting...

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:40 pm**

"I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show, I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm eating, I'm alone and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, what you readin' for?' Is that like the weirdest f ucking question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading ... for. 'Well, God damn it, you stumped me. Why do I read? Hmm ... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is ... so I don't end up being a f ucking waffle waitress.' But then, this trucker in the next booth gets up, stands over me and goes: 'Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.' What the f uck's going on here? It's not like I walked into a Klan rally in a Boy George outfit, God damn it. It's a book!"
- Bill Hicks

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:55 pm**

lol! That's pretty funny!

On the subject of comedians, Ron White comes to mind for me...

"One time I was watching a shootout live on CNN, and it went on for so long that eventually the criminal shot himself. And the cops are complaining by saying, 'He's got on body armor, he's got on body armor!' And I'm thinking, 'I can see his head! Shoot him in his f**kin' head!'"- Ron White

"I had the right to remain silent...but I didn't have the ability"- Ron White

That dude's funny as hell...

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:12 pm**

Yeah, Ron White's great. He's one of my favorites. He's really the only Blue Collar Comedy guy that I will take the time to watch if Comedy Central says that they're playing him, granted that I haven't seen the act too many times already. Bill Hicks, though. He's even higher up on the list. You get people like Carlos Mencia talking about how they aren't afraid to say what's on their mind, but all Mencia does is repeat stereotypes as if they're jokes, which would be fine, Chappelle, for example, did it pretty well, but Mencia forgot to actually craft a joke around it. Not to mention that he says that he's saying the truth... Bill Hicks, on the other hand, was actually controversial and made jokes that were based around his opinion on things like world events, etc. He didn't even care if the subject matter or opinion was unpopular. He had a joke on abortion. He referred to people in the military as dumb when explaining why gay people should be allowed in. Still, he made sure that it was funny and he had some great delivery. He died a pretty long time ago, though, back in '94. Here's another great Hicks act. It's based around one fundamentalist Christian's explanation for dinosaurs, for the most part.

My favorite comedian is Mitch Hedberg, though. That dude was on drugs.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:30 pm**

Good ol' Mitch. Heh, my all time favorite has to be White or George Carlin. Both are drop dead funny.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:36 pm**

Carlin's another one of my favorites.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:39 pm**

OMG STUPID BLOCKBUSTER!!!!!!!!!!

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