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Figarou wrote:

Terastas wrote:

Anubis wrote:What? what i do!?

Actually, I was talking to Figarou. Technically the only way to grant that wish and corrupt it was to corrupt it afterwards.

HA!! My wish came true and it wasn't corrupted!!!

Haven't you been reading along? That post caused Anthony's computer to crash duck-for-brains!

And personally, I think Anubis's choice of emoticons tells a story. We'll have to ask him what really happened to you one of these days.

I wish I had Ricky's Flute from Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons.

Terastas wrote:

Figarou wrote:

Terastas wrote:

Anubis wrote:What? what i do!?

Actually, I was talking to Figarou. Technically the only way to grant that wish and corrupt it was to corrupt it afterwards.

HA!! My wish came true and it wasn't corrupted!!!

Haven't you been reading along? That post caused Anthony's computer to crash duck-for-brains!

Terastas wrote: And personally, I think Anubis's choice of emoticons tells a story. We'll have to ask him what really happened to you one of these days.

The last one is a happy birthday emoticon. I guess that gives you a clue as to whats coming up.

I wish I had Ricky's Flute from Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons.

Granted

You tried using the flute but its filled with slobber from the previous person!!

Ewww...gross.

I wish I can control the controller.

And personally, I think Anubis's choice of emoticons tells a story. We'll have to ask him what really happened to you one of these days.

no, me likes to push pretty buttons

Figarou wrote:You tried using the flute but its filled with slobber from the previous person!!

Ewww...gross.

Hey, as long as Ricky still comes when he's called, I don't care what's in it. ^_^

I wish I can control the controller.

Granted!


I wish my mother's dog had pause, rewind and mute buttons.

Terastas wrote: I wish my mother's dog had pause, rewind and mute buttons.

*points to the dog's feet*

It already has paws. (pause)

So I'll grant you the last 2.


The mute button is found inside the mouth. Watch those sharp fangs.

The rewind button is on his nose. Just make sure you don't press that button after it takes a crap.

hmmm..knowing you, I'll bet you'll press that button anyways.

Press it after he eats and watch what happens.



"OOooooooo...what does this button do?"

"DEE DEE...er ...umm...Terastas!!! Get away from my LABoratory!!"



I wish for every $1 I spend, I get double that amount back.

Figarou wrote:The rewind button is on his nose. Just make sure you don't press that button after it takes a crap.

Funny thing, that's exactly what I was thinking of using it for. Instead of her crapping in my room, hit rewind so I could take her outside.

I wish for every $1 I spend, I get double that amount back.

Granted. But as you should know from all of our "wish I had a buck" wishes, eventually the government catches up with you. You are deemed a master con artist and convicted of every identity theft, fraud and internet hoax in the last five years.

I wish filing a B.S. lawsuit was punishable by jail time.

Granted! Even though it's a great wish, but i must corrupt! All of the red necks that live on the money from winning the suits and over sensitive dumb asses are filling up the prisons. Now to relieve the population they grant parole to cereal killers and child molesters. Have nice sleep as the Midnight Axe killer is standing over you with a shinny new machete.

I wish Bin Ladden was captured and was sodomised while in death row!

Granted. But since death row means solitary confinement, the only people that can sodomize him are the staff. And like all the other prison abuse scandals, Osama's "appointment" somehow winds up on video tape. This is a double-blow to the United States, because not only are human rights activists pouncing all over this, but it becomes common knowledge that the Bush administration has had Bin Laden for four years, but has been faking Bin Laden videos for election campaigns. Bush, Cheney and a plethora of others in his regime are summoned to a war crimes trial, Bush retaliates by seizing the United Nations in New York, all the other countries in the world either cut ties to the U.S. or declare war, the U.S. itself breaks out into a civil war and Bin Laden escapes after leaving a "farewell present" at the White House.

I wish I could levitate.

Wish granted, but you have no control over when it starts and stops or even how to move in in any direction for that matter, so your constantly trying to pull yourself away from smacking into a building or someone else and of course falling and getting hurt or to your death, which it happens that you do fall and end up breaking both legs and now want to die because your in such pain and no one can find you because you have some how levitated to an abandon island and no one is around to help you..Poor you fer making a wish you had no control over...


I wish that I was a super hero..

Granted.

Remember The Spleen from Mystery Men? That's your power.

Hey, that's what you get for not being specific.

I wish I would hear from NBC next week about the Last Comic Standing DVD submission I sent them three months ago (at this point, any news would be welcome -- I'm just tired of waiting).

Wish granted. You hear back, channel-flipping. All the comics are using it as their joke material.

OK, materialism time. I wish for a brand new Corvette Z06.

Granted! but you crash it an hour later before you got any insurance on it!!

I wish I'm the main character of an award wining video game! (preferably a first person shooter)

Granted. You're the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment. In case you don't remember, he's the first protagonist who's ultimate goal is to die.

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good.

Wish Granted..but while delivering your messages you find yourself confronted by Garfield as he loves to attack the messenger all to time. You are clawed up badly and your mail eaten or destroyed and you end up in the hospital with some painful injures though not life threatenin, but they hurt like hell..Too bad ur boos didn't tell you why the last one quit after only a day..


I wish I was a comicbook character...

Granted. You go to bed one night and wake up as Fred Flinstone the next. Maybe you should specify what kind of comic book next time.

I wish I could do this.

Granted.

Your able to play that video on your PC without the need of downloading it.


I wish the next person who posts has a very pleasant day.

Granted.

But for my pleasant day, I have all your good luck and you have an absolute cruddy day.

I wish 23Jarden had remembered to wish for something.

whoops!

Wish granted. I wish had all your money.

Granted, But the money was all fake.

I wish i had been bitten by a werewolf

Fang wrote:Granted, But the money was all fake.

I wish i had been bitten by a werewolf

Yeah. All $28 of it.

Granted. But it's not the Freeborn kind of werewolf, or the Hellsing kind or the Dark Stalkers kind. . .

It's the Teen Wolf kind.

I wish I would be turned into a werewolf by Jon Talbain.

Granted!!

Jon Talbain bites you and you're a werewolf. But you MUST trade places with him. Jon Talbain escapes from the Video game (Darkstalkers) and you're sucked in! Taking his place.


I wish video games play people, not people play video games.

Granted CJ from GTA:San Andreas gets YOU to jump out of a moving plane WITHOUT a parachute.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted you are immortal, but not eternally youthful. After 300 years you start rotting. Needless to say after 1000 years people start mistaking you for a zombie and somebody shoots you.

I wish had indestructable bones.

Granted! The cost of this is that you flesh shall wither, including your mucles, and you shall spend eternity as an immobile skeleton!



I wish that this wish would be uncorruptable!