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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:47 pm
by deruty
When the duckometer reads 1000
You know you need a new hobby when...
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:20 am
by celtwolf
when you've collected every single stamp in existance (plus duplicates), read every book (twice if not three times), knitted a small self-contained universe from a ball of strawberry-scented yarn, have ten of every coin there can be and even minted a few of your own, and collected significant samples of all natural and unnaturally occuring rocks there are, including radioactive isotopes.
you know you need a boyfriend when...
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:35 am
by Terastas
You have more than one sailor costume for your pet.
You know you should quit your diet when. . .
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:32 pm
by FoxOfWar
You start seeing your ribs very clearly.
You know you forgot something when...
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:16 pm
by White Paw
..........i forget what i forgot
you know binary is fun when..........
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:35 pm
by deruty
the numbers 1:00 on a clock hold new meaning
You know you stink at <insert hobby here> when...
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:39 am
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
When you notice that suddenly there is a big gap between you an the rest the folks sitting there...
You know life is the AWESOMEISH when..
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:55 pm
by Terastas
You're the ruler of Strong Badia.
You know you have a funny-shaped head when. . .
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:05 pm
by deruty
You go to a hat store and the sign changes to closed
You know you are lost when...
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:25 pm
by Silverfang
When you see a sign saying Antarctica 4 miles ahead....
You know when you've been howling in your sleep...
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:50 am
by Terastas
You find a note from your landlord reminding you of the no dog rule.
You know someone is Canadian (no offense) when. . .
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:19 pm
by deruty
When they play Hockey and think they're from Mexicandia (I actually know a Canadian like that XD)
You know you missed the highway exit when...
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:41 pm
by Silverfang
When it says next exit 120 miles
You know when you've crashed when....
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:57 pm
by Terastas
Abraham Lincoln, Frank Sinatra and Flip Wilson all want to know how fast you were going.
You know you need to change your socks when. . .
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:34 pm
by Silverfang
Your socks decide to migrate from your feet (or paws
) on their own accord
You know you need fresh undies when....
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:50 am
by Terastas
You've just been voted off Survivor.
You know you just made God laugh when. . .
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:42 am
by FoxOfWar
...something "God hates me"-ish happens to you. Repeatedly.
You know you should be doing something,
anything more intelligent when...
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:03 pm
by deruty
You have 32 tests in consecutive order and you're videogaming
You know you are lazy when...
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:19 am
by Silverfang
You find a miniature civilization living in your belly button (ew..
)
You know when you've been gaming to much when....
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:18 am
by deruty
You no longer need to eat because your HP regen is over 42 points per second
You know you're going to fail the next test when...
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:25 pm
by Terastas
You forgot to set your clock an hour back.
You know you're in Australia when. . .
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:02 pm
by deruty
You see a kangaroo
You know you have eaten something nasty when...
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:52 am
by FoxOfWar
...you see a kangaroo and are not in Australia or a zoo.
You know you're too inspired by a movie when...
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:16 am
by Terastas
You can suddenly stand the sight of Tom Cruise again.
You know you need new batteries when. . .
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:29 pm
by deruty
Even the Energizer Bunny is no longer going
You know you have smell really bad when...