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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:38 pm
by Terastas
It comes in a skunk-shaped bottle.
You know you should have packed a snack when. . .
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:20 pm
by lupine
Your toe jam makes your mouth water.
You know you've offended your mother in law when......
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:31 pm
by darkest wolf
...she throws you out of the house claiming that you offended her...
You know you offended your mother-in-law when...
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:38 am
by Silverfang
when she beats you senseless with a umbrella
You know when things are about to go wrong when.....
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:45 am
by deruty
When the sky turns dark and thunder roars through out your world
You know you read too much when...
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:15 pm
by Fang
All the bookstores on earth have a VIP reading room, just for you
You Know your in love when
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:27 pm
by lupine
you stop referring to your favourite crusty sock as pammy
You know the chilli sauce on your kebab was a mistake when....
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:35 pm
by deruty
The fire alarms are ringing
You know that you know that I know that you should know that we maybe know that I know that you should know that we maybe know something that she knows we all know that I don't know, but you know we're going to watch a movie when...
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:16 pm
by Moon_Lover
You watch a movie.
You know someone's going to get smacked when...
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:16 am
by FoxOfWar
When he annoys the living hell out of a few very physically able people.
You know you shouldn't go to work today when...
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:08 pm
by Moon_Lover
You get a freak blizzard that snows five feet in an hour.
You know that you're doing well in class when...
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:08 pm
by lupine
The teacher brings You in an apple!
You know your cars brakes need looking at when..............
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:18 am
by Terastas
The car only stops at the same time the airbag deploys.
You know you should move to another state when. . .
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:54 am
by lupine
blind men throw bottles at your car as you pass
You know you bought the wrong perfume for your wife when......
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:06 am
by Figarou
lupine wrote:blind men throw bottles at your car as you pass
You know you bought the wrong perfume for your wife when......
bucks (male deer) starts to show up.
Heh...next time...read what it says on the bottle.
You know you've been made fun of when....
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:45 pm
by deruty
When you see that ->
You know you're playing a
really bad game when...
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:58 pm
by Templar
It involves somebody's anus.
Ya know ye might be a redneck when...
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:02 pm
by lupine
Your sister call's you Pa
You know you've stepped in something nasty when.....
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:51 pm
by Terastas
You go to the Odor Eaters grubby sneaker contest and get kicked out because too many people complained about the smell.
You know someone got married in Vegas when. . .
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:53 pm
by Lukas
the prist is a elvis impersianter(thank you very much
)
you know you have a biased historien when
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:16 pm
by Moon_Lover
All you hear is "them damn Americans..."
You know you're doing well in combat when...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:02 pm
by Scott Gardener
You stop to reload ammo and hear only silence as a tumbleweed rolls past one of the thousands of lifeless bodies of your enemies.
You know it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas when...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:42 pm
by lupine
The easter eggs are on the shelves in the shops
You know you need a holiday.....
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:53 pm
by deruty
Everybody around is either wearing green and red or pink and red.
You know you've said something stupid when....
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:23 pm
by lupine
The retards point and laff
You know you shouldn't have had that exra helping of xmas pud when.......