QUOTES

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:43 pm

"There is not greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but the ocean of reality" -some pessimist

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:43 pm

"You should smoke pot like me Mike. It'll make you feel great."
~Zack Greida, voted Class Pessimist of I.H.S. class of 2003

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:19 am

(A werewolf with a new pair of glasses)

"All the better to see you with!"

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:22 am

Figarou wrote:(A werewolf with a new pair of glasses)

"All the better to see you with!"

*groans*

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:25 am

Lupin wrote:
Figarou wrote:(A werewolf with a new pair of glasses)

"All the better to see you with!"
*groans*

HA!!! You liked that one!!! Don't deny it!!

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:28 am

Okay, I won't deny that I didn't like it.

"Love is having to say you're sorry, every 5 minutes."

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:33 am

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:37 am

"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"

(Note: Neutrons are neutral particles with no charge.)

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:38 am

Lupin wrote:"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"

(Note: Neutrons are neutral particles with no charge.)

How do you stop a charging werewolf?

Take away his credit cards!!

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:44 am

Ehh, slightly funnier when it was a joke about a bull.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:45 am

Lupin wrote:Ehh, slightly funnier when it was a joke about a bull.

Or an elephant.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:47 am

I've always heard it about a bull.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:48 am

Lupin wrote:I've always heard it about a bull.

http://www.azkidsnet.com/elephant.htm#top

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:50 am

Yeah but it makes more sense about a bull. You don't normally hear about elephants charging. They tend to go on rampages.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:54 am

Lupin wrote:Yeah but it makes more sense about a bull. You don't normally hear about elephants charging. They tend to go on rampages.

incase you didn't know....A large male elephant is also called a "bull." And as "bulls" they charge.

(elephant holds up credit card)

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:57 am

Well I'm talking about bulls as in 'male cattle'. Normally when you're taking about a male elephant they say 'bull elephant'.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:00 am

Lupin wrote:Well I'm talking about bulls as in 'male cattle'. Normally when you're taking about a male elephant they say 'bull elephant'.

whatever...elephants do charge. Just look at thier credit card bills!!

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:02 am

Looking at someone else's bills is pretty rude, and I wouldn't want to annoy an elephant.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:03 am

Lupin wrote:Looking at someone else's bills is pretty rude, and I wouldn't want to annoy an elephant.

tusk tusk

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:09 am

My favorit line from the Picard Song:
" He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had the chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic. "
-Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

white · Post by **white** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:11 am

"Your reality is but a shattered image of the truth, reflected upon the troubled waters of perception"
-Me, feeling far too philisophical for my own good.

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:13 am

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and, statistically speaking, 99.9% of those you do." -me

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:14 am

"Duckies can float on water. But you should see them bounce off the noggin of a werewolf!!"

--Figarou

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:18 am

"The tallest blade of grass is first to be cut by the mower" -some guy

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:21 am

That reminds me of "The squeeky wheel gets the grease" for some reason.