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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:43 pm
by Akela
"There is not greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but the ocean of reality" -some pessimist
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:43 pm
by Terastas
"You should smoke pot like me Mike. It'll make you feel great."
~Zack Greida, voted Class Pessimist of I.H.S. class of 2003
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:19 am
by Figarou
(A werewolf with a new pair of glasses)
"All the better to see you with!"
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:22 am
by Lupin
Figarou wrote:(A werewolf with a new pair of glasses)
"All the better to see you with!"
*groans*
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:25 am
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:Figarou wrote:(A werewolf with a new pair of glasses)
"All the better to see you with!"
*groans*
HA!!! You liked that one!!! Don't deny it!!
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:28 am
by Lupin
Okay, I won't deny that I didn't like it.
"Love is having to say you're sorry, every 5 minutes."
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:33 am
by Figarou
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:37 am
by Lupin
"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"
(Note: Neutrons are neutral particles with no charge.)
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:38 am
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"
(Note: Neutrons are neutral particles with no charge.)
How do you stop a charging werewolf?
Take away his credit cards!!
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:44 am
by Lupin
Ehh, slightly funnier when it was a joke about a bull.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:45 am
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:Ehh, slightly funnier when it was a joke about a bull.
Or an elephant.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:47 am
by Lupin
I've always heard it about a bull.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:48 am
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:I've always heard it about a bull.
http://www.azkidsnet.com/elephant.htm#top
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:50 am
by Lupin
Yeah but it makes more sense about a bull. You don't normally hear about elephants charging. They tend to go on rampages.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:54 am
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:Yeah but it makes more sense about a bull. You don't normally hear about elephants charging. They tend to go on rampages.
incase you didn't know....A large male elephant is also called a "bull." And as "bulls" they charge.
(elephant holds up credit card)
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:57 am
by Lupin
Well I'm talking about bulls as in 'male cattle'. Normally when you're taking about a male elephant they say 'bull elephant'.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:00 am
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:Well I'm talking about bulls as in 'male cattle'. Normally when you're taking about a male elephant they say 'bull elephant'.
whatever...elephants do charge. Just look at thier credit card bills!!
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:02 am
by Lupin
Looking at someone else's bills is pretty rude, and I wouldn't want to annoy an elephant.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:03 am
by Figarou
Lupin wrote:Looking at someone else's bills is pretty rude, and I wouldn't want to annoy an elephant.
tusk tusk
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:09 am
by Lupin
My favorit line from the Picard Song:
" He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had the chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic. "
-Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:11 am
by white
"Your reality is but a shattered image of the truth, reflected upon the troubled waters of perception"
-Me, feeling far too philisophical for my own good.
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:13 am
by Akela
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take and, statistically speaking, 99.9% of those you do." -me
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:14 am
by Figarou
"Duckies can float on water. But you should see them bounce off the noggin of a werewolf!!"
--Figarou
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:18 am
by Akela
"The tallest blade of grass is first to be cut by the mower" -some guy
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:21 am
by Lupin
That reminds me of "The squeeky wheel gets the grease" for some reason.