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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:13 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
When it takes 33+ hours to download a 2 minute Trailer from the interenet
((happens when you have dial-up
))
You know you've watched a movie too many times when...
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 6:59 pm
by Terastas
You can identify Hidden Mickies in the background, even though it's not a Disney film.
You know Ozzfest is in town when. . .
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:41 pm
by Anubis
Bam Magera knocks at your door to barrow your car so he can do an insane stunt on stage.
You know ypu really need to get a life when...
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:32 pm
by Kzinistzerg
your motto is is in another language, but it's a language from a computer game.
you know your keyboard really needs to be replaced when:
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:46 pm
by Terastas
Shadowblaze wrote:your motto is is in another language, but it's a language from a computer game.
you know your keyboard really needs to be replaced when:
Aallll tthhee kkeeyyeess ssttiicckk..
You know it's time to move to Canada when. . .
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:54 pm
by Anubis
President Bush found out where babies come from!!!
thats when we relised we ellected an IDIOT!!
You know when you need an oil change when...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:04 am
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
When you look out your reaview window and can't see nothing but smoke!!
You know your Stinking Rich when...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:10 am
by Scott Gardener
Your chief butler notifies you that Bill Gates is on the phone again, wanting investment advice.
You know you're stone broke when...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:13 pm
by Anubis
you scream for joy when some one has thrown out a perfectly good used trash bag.
you know that your girl friend is cheating on you when...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:15 pm
by Kzinistzerg
she calls you by your best friend's name.
you know the world is about to end when...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 7:25 pm
by Scott Gardener
...President Bush proposes to Congress an environmental conservation policy and they pass it into law.
You know politics is a hazardous subject when...
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:58 pm
by Terastas
A Democratic candidate for office dies in a plane crash one month before his election three elections in a row (seriously, if it happens again this year, I'm going survivalist).
You know your doctor is unqualified when. . .
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:33 pm
by Anubis
he thinks that your ear lobe is your apendix.
You know you're sick when...
Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:44 am
by Terastas
Your eyes are the same color as your tongue.
You know you've just been just been had when. . .
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:11 am
by Scott Gardener
...The fifth page of your insurance policy is a "title deed to the London Bridge."
You know you need to get out more often when...
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:52 am
by Terastas
You hear the fire alarm.
You know a lawyer is lying to you when. . .
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:37 pm
by Syzygy
...His lips are moving.
You know you are becoming shortsighted when...
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:23 pm
by Terastas
You didn't know Anne Frank died until after you finished the book.
You know you think too much when. . .
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:28 pm
by Scott Gardener
You come to the realization that 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything, and then start working on figuring out what the question is.
You know you've had too much coffee when...
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:05 am
by Figarou
....you start percolating when you sweat!!!
You know you're in a man's ideal world when...
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:40 pm
by Terastas
You see beer in the vending machines.
You know you need a plunger when. . .
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:49 pm
by silvereye
When there's brown things floating in your kitchen.
You know there's going to be a riot when...
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:40 pm
by Scott Gardener
Someone draws a cartoon of Mohammed as a 1950s stereotypal black caricature, and puts the quotations in Spanish...
You know movies are in a rut these days when...
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:15 am
by Terastas
They start making movies about "Reality" TV shows.
You know aliens stole the president's brain when. . .
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:53 pm
by 23Jarden
he calls all troops out of the Middle East.
You know your pants are on fire when...