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Hearth bites his way through Silverpaw, gasping for breath. He flexes his neck, and kicks Silverpaw on the cohones.

Then he picks up a katana amongst several very interesting tools. "Puuulllp Fiiiiictioooon!"

And slashes Scott Gardener across his chest for being late.

*falls back down, then steadies himself lapping at the jim bean around him"
Wooh, a boost

Scott Gardener wrote:Sorry I'm late! I was just posting a comment about werewolf biology, and it took me a few days to finish it.

(I grab a duckie and aim at at Figarou.)

Wait... that's just what he'd expect me to do...

You need "arms" for that.

*holds up Scott's severed arms*

How are you going to toss that duckie, Hmmmm?

*dives on fig and wrestles for arms* Ahuh I got them. *throws them to Scott*
Attack!

Force chokes Silverpaw and runs him through with a lightsaber.

(grabs arms with legs, and arms re-attach themselves using super-regenerative powers that some werewolves seem to have)

(I pull out a pair of lightsabers, join them end-to-end into a Darth Maul style double blade thingy, and charge at Fang.)

I'll avenge you, Silverpaw!

(vvvvvwooh! vvvvwooooooh! vwooh! krrrrshhhkkk!!!)

Pulls out another lightsaber *Feirce sparring* *Force jumps over Scott*
*Slice* *Cuts Scotts' hand off*
*Darth Vader voice* "Scott I am your father" *Cuts off Scotts' arms and legs*

ow!
oooh great now i've been stabbed, i mean what a great morning this is
*pulls out emergency medkit and heals himself*
Yays muchly better,....oooh pretty lights
*pulls outs a dual saber and charges into the small duel slicing at Fangs footpaws* "Slice" Yaaaay i got one

No! That's impossible! I'll never join you! Oh, wait...

(regenerates missing limbs, and then pulls out a copy of family chart.)

So, "Dad," can you back that up with some paternity testing?

Sure! *Doctor enters with test results* Mr Gardener. Fang is indeed your father.
*Scratches back of head* This is akward. I'm sorry I tried to kill you son.
Want to go see a baseball game? Sox vs. Yankies.

*runs up behind Fang adn smacks in head with a baseball bat*
Ha Yankees that

*Bashes Silverpaws' face in* Do you mind? I'm having a father-son moment here! Oh, I'm a Sox fan! Dumba$$!!

*mumbles and drools slightly on the floor*
ungh,...eh

*grabs leg*
Leg!
*and starts bitting into it*

Kicks Silverpaw in the pills.

I dont know what that is and I'm gunna keep it that way .

*gasps and withered some more* aah damn you
Im gunna go over here now *crawls away*
Damn wheres my med-kit

*Hit's Fang in the head with a crowbar, gordan freeman style*

*Pours a vat of Hot oil on Anubis melting his flesh.*
Muwahahahahahahaha!!!

*Jumps on top of Fang's back and rips the hair of his head.*

(Haha... my necks feeling alot better)

*Kicks Syzygy off and shoves exploding duckies in his ears.* *Runs for cover* BOOM!!!! How does yor neck feel now PUNK!?

*wanders by and notices Syzgy's neck on the floor and begins poking it"

Uuh ouch
*hurries off in another direction*

Hey Silverpaw! You want some new shoes? Just stand in the tub *Pours cement* The last shoes you'll ever wear. *pushes Silverpaw into river*

*Neck is poked and springs back to life, reattaching itself to my head*

My neck feels fine.

*Throws a molotov cocktail at Fang and Silverpaw*

Ahhh*gurgle* I'm burning and in water OMG the pain..
*begins clawing at cement under the water* Zgurrglebuble

Walks in casually head down bells on hat jinglin and raises head exposing a wickedly evil grin Suddenly jumps into air pulling bombs from pockets already lit throwing them in every direction, laughing krazyily!! (they are stink bombs)

walks in in uniform(USA or german uniform, you decide!) and takes out his officers biniculars and smacks fang with it, screw you father-son moment, we all know you bribed the doctor to lie!