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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:12 am
by Lukas
*picks up mister crabs and tosses it at zombie* ha! now he will pinch your cheek, and your wallet!
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:56 am
by Zombie
"ARRGH!! CRAB...BATTLE...ARGH!!!"
*Calls Para-Medic*
"Para-Madic, Im being attacked by some kind of cave demon. This thing looks like it can open a tank! Dear god, its coming CLOSER!"
*Para-Madic* "Calm down Snake, just stab the damn thing with you knife!"
*ZombieSnake* "Allright, ill try it, but I dont think it will work. Are you sure about this?"
*Para-Medic* "JUST STAB THE DAMN THING ZombieSnake!!!"
*ZombieSnake* "I..dont think Ill be coming out of this alive..."
*Grabs survival knife and tries to stab crab*
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:12 pm
by KittyRose
Mmm, I'm in the mood for some seafood
Crab cakes, anybody?
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:48 pm
by Lukas
crab-cakes and wine, can things be any more romantic?
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:05 pm
by wolf4life
No but it can be alot gorior!
*takes crabs and sufficates everyone on this page*
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 1:27 pm
by Zombie
*Still wrestling with crab*
"CRAB...BATTLE!!!"
*Notices Wolf4Life*
"Wolf4Life`s got crabs!!!"
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:04 pm
by wolf4life
............
*takes gun and blows zombies head off*
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:36 pm
by Lukas
wolf4life wrote:............
*takes gun and blows zombies head off*
ah ah ah!
There is only one rule no fire arms (example: guns of any kind) and no silver! (exploding rubber duckies are allowed Duckie bomb Razz )
you know what that means!
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:33 am
by wolf4life
oh....
*takes out bombs* do these count as fire arm?
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:30 am
by Lukas
no, explosive are allowed
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:58 pm
by Zombie
*Throws a giant bear trap at Wolf4Life, it smacks shut over his muzzle*
"CRAB..BATTLE!!!"
*crab finally get the upper hand, er, claw*
"GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
~That vid is so wrong, yet infinatly entertaining~
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:25 pm
by KittyRose
*calls upon a flock of seagulls and other aquatic birds to attack the crabs and eat them for lunch*
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:19 pm
by Zombie
~out cold~
*Kenyan Mangrove Crab now battles with seagull*
~mangrove crab language~ "GULL BATTLE!!"
Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:51 pm
by KittyRose
*seagulls come in, swooping down upon the crab and tearing his arms off*
Got any more aquatic sea animals?
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:41 pm
by Zombie
*Lobster walks right up and pinches her right cheek*
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:38 pm
by KittyRose
GGGRRRRRRRR!!!!
*bites lobsters tail, where causes him to unhook from cheek. Tries to run away, but is trapped in a puddle of melted butter. KittyRose eats up lobster*
Mmm, lobster with melted butter
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:14 pm
by Lukas
mmm lobster
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:33 pm
by psiguy
Now that you mentioned crabs...
I'm getting quite itchy down there!
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:40 am
by Lukas
this will solve that problem
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:25 pm
by wolf4life
*tip toes away* MUHAHAHAHA!!!! *throws nuclear bomb at everyone and then runs away*
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:33 pm
by darkest wolf
*Calls in Jack Bauer to disarm the bomb.*
*Picks up steak knife and throws it into the back wolf4life's neck.*
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:41 pm
by Zombie
*pours KittyRose a tall, cool class of champgne*
"And for dessert, we have a delightful Bomba Surprise"
*wheels in cart with deseert on top*
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:39 pm
by KittyRose
Sounds delicious. What's the surprise?
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:50 pm
by Zombie
*in hilariusly fake heavy Italian accent*
"I cannot a-tell you. It would a-spoil the surprise-a."
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:00 pm
by wolf4life
*pulls knife out of neck* OW!!! *turns around with evil eyes*
DONT EVER STAB ME!!!!! *takes out 1 bill knives and chucks them all at darkest wolf, sending him to an early grave*