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*takes a bite and savors the piece*
Mmm, not bad. What is that distinct flavor?

I KILL YOU ALL!

CumulusProtagonist welcome back.

*Carefully rips the knives out.*

OUCH! Throw a bit harder next time.

*Rips the last knife out of his chest and runs at wolf4life.*

*while darkest wolf charges, sticks out foot and makes him trip*
Watch your step.

DOH! *Gets back up and tosses KittyRose's meal to the gound.*

Look at what you did! HE GOT AWAY!!

lol

GGRRRR!! I wasn't done with that!!
*grabs a porcupine and hurls it towards darkest wolf, hitting him in the face, quills and all*

*Shoots bolts of enregy at darkest wolf.*

*still with ridiculus fake italian accent*
"AY! You a-ruined my Bomba Surprize-a!! I Choppa you up!!"
*Grabs oversised meat cleaver off wall and chases after DW*
"I choppa you good!!"

*shoots Zombie with a ballistic knife*
*boots darkest wolf in the face*

*plucks knife out, and throws the oversized mat cleaver at RW`s Avatar, cutting the hand ~Clean off~ and grabs the .44*
"You have to ask yourself, did he fire 3247 shots, ot did he fire 3248? The question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"

*Shoots RW with the Shmidt & Weston .44 Magnum Duckvolver.*

Zombie wrote:*plucks knife out, and throws the oversized mat cleaver at RW`s Avatar, cutting the hand ~Clean off~ and grabs the .44*
"You have to ask yourself, did he fire 3247 shots, ot did he fire 3248? The question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do you?"

*Shoots DW with the Shmidt & Weston .44 Magnum Duckvolver.*

Nobody misquotes Dirty Harry so shamelessly!

*pulls out a revolver*

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' I have to tell you, in all the commotion, I kinda lost track myself, so you gotta ask yourself one question. 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

*puts away revolver since firearms are against the rules, but pulls out an axe and chops up Zombie*

See "Loaded Weapon".

*sutures self back together*
"Now YOU get a Bomba Surprise!"
*Throws dessert at RW*
"Surprize! Its a Bomba!!"
Dessert explodes, covering RW in a chocolate cream filling. Said filling attracts Army Ants, Army Ants eat filling and RW along with it*
*Continues firing the Duckvolver at anyonr else who attacks him or spills dessert tray*

*Tears out quills, puts ice on his face, and waits for the electric charage to dissapate.*

Ow...

*Picks up one of Zombie's meat cleavers.*

Who kicked me in the face?

DUCK ASSAULT!!!

*looks at DW*, waving Duckvolver around wildly*
"It was him over there!"
*points at mostly-eaten, ant-covered RW skeleton, them bolows its head off with one well placed Duckvolver duckie*

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

*Hefts cleaver.*

I hate witnesses, thanks though!

*Tosses cleaver into Zombie's head then sets off for ravaged_warrior.*

*sounding WAYYY too much like Bill Moseley*
"You dented my plate! Get `em Leatherface! Get `em Bubba!!"
*Maniac with chainsaw runs wildly after DW*
"Uh, at least he diddnt mess me up." *laughs insanely*

*watches fight while eating popcorn*

THIS IS A GOOD SHOW!

~still sounding too much like the Moseley~
"Time for incoming mail!!!"
*bashes DWs skull in with hammer, while giggling insanely*
"Music is my life!!!"

*unleashes her claws and pounces on DW, attacking him with all her might*

*blood splatters into W4L`s popcorn*

"Cornbugs!!"

eww....

*throws popcorn away and gets bon bons* YAH!

*smacks DW* thought id join in

OW! OW!

*Activates detonator.*

Goodbye, ya'll!

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