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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:35 pm
by Terastas
Smokey the Bear informs you why he doesn't wear pants.
You know you watch Dr. Phil too much when. . .
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:53 pm
by Scott Gardener
Dr. Phil tells you that you have got to stop watching, because you're using his show as a replacement for real social interaction.
You know the movie you're watching was on a budget when...
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 2:20 pm
by Terastas
One out of every five extras waves at the camera.
You know someone is a Jed-Head when. . .
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:36 am
by Fang
...you figure out what a Jed-Head is.
You Know you're on a bad airline when...
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:03 am
by Terastas
The pilot asks on the intercom if Hawaii is sort of kidney-shaped.
You know you're dating a werewolf when. . .
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:45 am
by Fang
. . .a loving backscratch leaves deep cuts.
You know it's a bad day when. . .
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:26 pm
by xiphan
Your girlfriend dumps you, your mom grounds you, and your sister breaks your computer!
you know you shouldn't be holding that grenade when...
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:35 pm
by Scott Gardener
Your girlfriend dumps you, your mom grounds you, and your sister breaks your computer!
You know it's time to get a different interest besides werewolves when...
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:29 am
by Fang
. . .a werewolf asks you about werewolves.
You know you're a werewolf when. . .
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:15 am
by Terastas
You can see your nose without crossing your eyes.
You know you need more butter when. . .
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:07 am
by xiphan
Your out of butter
you know that you shouldn't have pushed that big red button when....
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:38 am
by Evanstar
You hear a big huge boom and smoke coming from the garage...
You know you shouldn't have eaten that last peice of pizza when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:14 pm
by Figarou
...you can feel it crawling its way back out.
(That'll gross some people out.)
You know you've gone to the dogs when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:27 pm
by Evanstar
You start to scratch your ears...with your feet.
You know've grossed someone out when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:38 pm
by Figarou
...thier gag reflex has gone into overload.
You know you've spent to much time online when....
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:48 pm
by Syzygy
...you see the phone bill at the end of the month.
You know you going to regret this when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:54 pm
by Evanstar
the credit card bill comes at the end of the month.
You know you watch too many movies when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:57 pm
by Raina The Werewolf Queen
you can repeat scenes word for word on cue
you know you have eaten to much when,...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:55 pm
by Figarou
your gut explodes.
you know you've had enough when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:02 pm
by xiphan
... the event youve had enough off is etched into your retina and you can no longer see anything.
you know youve edged to close for her for comfort when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:09 pm
by Scott Gardener
...you're now her, and she's you.
You know you're an Internet junkie when...
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:57 pm
by xiphan
Scott Gardener wrote:
junky internet
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
You know you're an Internet junkie when...
... Your name is Internet Explorer...
you know she hates you when...
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:38 pm
by Fang
. . .she garnishes your salad with poison
You know you've died and gone to hell when. . .
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:04 pm
by xiphan
when your on " pineaple up hitlers a** duty"
you know you have eaten too much reese when,..
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:27 pm
by psiguy
... You become soo massive, all the fat jokes revolve around you.
You know you've had too much anime when...