How to piss off a werewolf

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:25 pm

Haha, poor zookeeper. Someone could actually suspect he is a WW after that

I dont think the WW that escaped would be able to live that down for awhile

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:27 pm

Nope. Especially if his packmembers happened to get pictures.

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:29 pm

haha, Kodak moment!!

Silverclaw · Post by **Silverclaw** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:29 pm

And frame it

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:49 pm

Silverclaw wrote:Haha, poor zookeeper. Someone could actually suspect he is a WW after that

I dont think the WW that escaped would be able to live that down for awhile

Heh. That's what I would have said.

"Come on you guys, let me out of here, I'm human!"
"Hit the bricks Furball! We're not falling for that again."

Kavik wrote:The real risk is that some strange wolf is gonna come up and call me "Beta"!

Good point. I don't think any werewolf would enjoy it if it were implied that a werewolf social structure was being enforced. As was stated in another thread, an alpha werewolf might not be someone that leads the pack, but just the one werewolf that knows everyone else personally (like the aunt in your family that always has Thanksgiving at her place). That said, being referred to be a wolf social status rank might be taken as an insult.
Which would be especially true of anyone referred to as "Omega."

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:05 am

I'm not sure where to post this or if I should start a new thread.

Ya'll seen them taser/stun guns, right? Now what if one was used on a werewolf.

Will the werewolf fall to the ground like everyone else? Will he just stand there and laugh it off? Or will he be really pissed off?

For a taser to work on a werewolf, what does the setting have to be set on? I know it has to be set higher compared to a human. But how high?

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:44 am

Figarou wrote:I'm not sure where to post this or if I should start a new thread.

Ya'll seen them taser/stun guns, right? Now what if one was used on a werewolf.

Will the werewolf fall to the ground like everyone else? Will he just stand there and laugh it off? Or will he be really pissed off?

For a taser to work on a werewolf, what does the setting have to be set on? I know it has to be set higher compared to a human. But how high?

Well I think the main problem would be getting close enough to the werewolf to use the stun gun. Tasers eveidently have a probelm penetrating clothes, so I'm not sure if it would get through the fur.

Kavik · Post by **Kavik** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:38 pm

Figarou wrote:For a taser to work on a werewolf, what does the setting have to be set on? I know it has to be set higher compared to a human. But how high?

I imagine that a good tasing would take its toll on an average ww. Worse, I could see it causing some involuntary muscle spazms that just might lead to a shift back to human form!

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:22 am

Kavik wrote:
Figarou wrote:For a taser to work on a werewolf, what does the setting have to be set on? I know it has to be set higher compared to a human. But how high?
I imagine that a good tasing would take its toll on an average ww. Worse, I could see it causing some involuntary muscle spazms that just might lead to a shift back to human form!

whoa!! That'll be something. Average werewolf, you say? Hmmmm.....

Kavik · Post by **Kavik** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:31 am

Figarou wrote:
Kavik wrote:I imagine that a good tasing would take its toll on an average ww. Worse, I could see it causing some involuntary muscle spazms that just might lead to a shift back to human form!

whoa!! That'll be something. Average werewolf, you say? Hmmmm.....

Uh... let's not carried away. In no way was I intending to start a debate / poll / thread / etc. to determin the characteristics of an average werewolf!

Oz was once forced back to human form by the Initiative (BtVS, Season 4), and I believe this was accomplished through judicious application of electricity.

By average, I mean to say that a werewolf that is above average, compared to his or her brethren, may be able to resist this (such as Michael Corwin from UNDERWORLD).

And in case anyone feels the need to acknowledge it, WtA Glaswalkers shouldn't be affected by a taser unless they choose to be.

Kavik · Post by **Kavik** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:36 am

Kavik wrote:By average, I mean to say that a werewolf that is above average, compared to his or her brethren, may be able to resist this (such as Michael Corwin from UNDERWORLD).

Please do not take my reference to the 'hybrid' werewolf / vampire from Underworld as an endorsement of that movie. I acknowledge its relevance as a big budget mainstream action film that is helping keep werewolves in the spotlight, but otherwise have little use for it.

But I did enjoy reading the novel adaptations.

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:54 pm

Kavik wrote:
Figarou wrote:For a taser to work on a werewolf, what does the setting have to be set on? I know it has to be set higher compared to a human. But how high?
I imagine that a good tasing would take its toll on an average ww. Worse, I could see it causing some involuntary muscle spazms that just might lead to a shift back to human form!

It could also work in reverse, or in a third way, turning a Gestalt to full wolf form, or a human to full wolf or Gestalt, or back.

Morkulv · Post by **Morkulv** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:14 pm

Giving a werewolf 'wedgies' would probably piss him off.

Or was that prank allready been made? Oh.

Kavik · Post by **Kavik** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:53 pm

Morkulv wrote:Giving a werewolf 'wedgies' would probably piss him off.

Or was that prank allready been made? Oh.

As per posts elsewhere, most werewolves wouldn't be caught unconscious in clothing anyway, so a wedgie would be an double-indignation!

(unless we're talking about that whole "underwerewolf" gag)

Kavik · Post by **Kavik** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:55 pm

Aki wrote:It could also work in reverse, or in a third way, turning a Gestalt to full wolf form, or a human to full wolf or Gestalt, or back.

Very true.

bloodwolf_345 · Post by **bloodwolf_345** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:41 pm

If you really want to piss off a Werewolf, blow a really high-pitch whistle in it's ear and get the f*** outta there.

Side note: The last person who did that to me was lunch.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:50 pm

Whie it might not piss them off, a bight camera flash at night would really be annyoing to a werewolf with good night vision.

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:13 pm

It'd probably irritate one if you started calling them an hippie (what's the other name besides treehugger? ergo? orgo?) and told them they really needed to start shaving their legs or waxing their back... I don't know, maybe, lol

Wolveblade · Post by **Wolveblade** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:35 pm

tell them they dont exist

or attempt to take what they are eating *big mistake* lol

white · Post by **white** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:45 pm

If someone told me as a WW that I didn't exist, I'd just hang them upside down from something and wander off, not get particularily pissed off

As to the taking-what-he-or-she-is-eating thing, I think the result would be the same; more amused than annoyed.

On the other hand, as some have already mentioned, treating one as a dog (Fetch, boy!, dog whistle use, waving dog treats, etc) is just begging for retribution, and not necessarily of the amusing/embarassing kind.

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:45 pm

I'd be real pissed if someone treated me like a dog like "Come here! Come here! *whistles* Good dog!" and then the fetch thing. Grr!

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:46 pm

If it happened to me I would say,CALL THE ARMY,CIA,FBI,PLOICE,SWAT,AIR FORCE,NAVY,NERDS,PIANISTS,NATIONAL GUARD,MORE NERDS,GRANDMA,POLICE,AFRO DUDES,GANGSTAS,NERDS,NERDS,NERDS,TO MAKE A BOMB,OLD PEOPLE,INDIANS,MASCOTS,SWAT,MAFIA AND WAITRESS. Actually I don't know what the point of the waitress is but oh well. My point is to say don't mess with a werewolf.

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:24 pm

Are the old people to distract the werewolf? He eats them instead of you? Along with the mascots, the pianists, nerds, and afro dudes? lol

Scott Gardener · Post by **Scott Gardener** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:06 pm

Kavik:

Please do not take my reference to the 'hybrid' werewolf / vampire from Underworld as an endorsement of that movie. I acknowledge its relevance as a big budget mainstream action film that is helping keep werewolves in the spotlight, but otherwise have little use for it.

But I did enjoy reading the novel adaptations.

Ah, so you've read the White Wolf novel Love of Monsters, from which they stole the plot?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:46 am

Scott Gardener wrote:
Ah, so you've read the White Wolf novel Love of Monsters, from which they stole the plot?

Hmmm....I don't think they stole the plot from that novel. When it comes to werewolf stories, its real easy for 2 different people to come up with the same ideas.

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