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WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:14 am
by Alpha
I went to go see the Vampire's assistant today, and was wondering.... what the hell was that thing that they were trying to pass off as the Wolfman?!?! Is it just me or did that thing look more like a werebaboon? When I heard that there was going to be a werewolf in the movie, I was really hoping to see a badass looking one. What a disappointment! :roll: Other than that though, I thought the movie was ok.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 6:58 pm
by NightSlash
It looked like a modified version of the creature from the Crate segment of Creepshow. That said, I liked the movie. John C. Reily and Ray Stevenson saved the film big time.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:45 pm
by Terastas
This film also had a bearded lady, a lizard boy, a monkey girl, and a vampire in his coffin playing Nintendo DS. Did you really think it would be any good? :P

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:08 pm
by Scott Gardener
I haven't seen the movie, but I am familiar with a law of Physics, specifically quantum mechanics, that makes it impossible to have a decent looking werewolf appear in a Hollywood movie. You can either have a decent werewolf or a Hollywood movie. Having one prevents the other in a principle of mutual exclusion. If one tries to film a decent-looking werewolf in a movie for Hollywood, Higgs bosons bombard the footage as it is being filmed.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:52 pm
by Alpha
Scott Gardener wrote: If one tries to film a decent-looking werewolf in a movie for Hollywood, Higgs bosons bombard the footage as it is being filmed.

:lol: I think you may be on to something there. I think there's also a curse (no pun intended) that's hanging over werewolf toys. They either get cancelled, or they get butchered appearance wise. Case in point: Whitewolf's awesome looking WTA figures - CANCELLED!!! :x SOTA's AWIL figure - CANCELLED!!! :x I really wish these douchebag toy companies wouldn't get us all psyched up, only to pull the plug later on. And last but not least... The Wolfman from Van Helsing. JESUS!!! What went wrong there? Jakks Pacific did a good job capturing Dracula's and Frankenstein's movie likeness. But when it came to the Wolfman, they cranked out a turd. ??

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:03 pm
by NightSlash
Concept art from Cirque Du Freak by Aaron Sims of the Wolf Man.

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His concept art generally is better than what's presented in the movies.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:53 pm
by Alpha
NightSlash wrote:Concept art from Cirque Du Freak by Aaron Sims of the Wolf Man. His concept art generally is better than what's presented in the movies.


For some reason, that concept art vaguely reminds me of an Underworld Lycan. Now had the Wolfman looked like that in the movie, that would've been friggin awesome!!! Instead, this is what they came out with.

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Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:28 pm
by Morkulv
NightSlash wrote:Concept art from Cirque Du Freak by Aaron Sims of the Wolf Man.

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His concept art generally is better than what's presented in the movies.
I think that looks really cool. It could very well be the closest its going to get to a perfect wolf-human hybrid. I know that some people are going to argue that it looks bear-ish, but at least this doesn't look like a overgrown gorilla with a bad hair day.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:23 pm
by Terastas
NightSlash wrote:Concept art from Cirque Du Freak by Aaron Sims of the Wolf Man.

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:| Umm. . .

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Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:03 pm
by sugarpoultry
Alpha wrote:Image
Dang that thing is fugly.

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This one, not bad. Still looks too beasty and not enough wolfy.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:49 pm
by RedEye
Agreed, it looks more beastly than wolfy; and the real image buster is the ear location. I tried moving the ears (mentally) to a higher position on the head and suddenly it got wolfy-looking.

In a way, that's sad; since the ears were kept in the human location rather than the canid location. Still, it looks 'way better than what came out of the movie.

And a further plus is that it appears the concept kept the human brainpan, while the movie version didn't. What happened in the movie looks like Higgs Boson radiation sickness to me... :lol:

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:10 pm
by Berserker
That concept art is badass. To me it seems like the perfect cross between human and wolf. Add a tail to the creature to denote more wolfiness and the design would be complete.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 11:16 pm
by Alpha
sugarpoultry wrote:
Alpha wrote:Image
Dang that thing is fugly.

Yeah, I know. It also looks like one of those cheesy Ebay props that no one ever bids on.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:00 pm
by Scott Gardener
Gah! Shift your ears! Shift your ears!!!

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:01 am
by sugarpoultry
I think if the ears in the concept art one was up and pointed like a normal wolves, and of course, a tail, it would be an awesome werewolf indeed. :)

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:22 pm
by WilkoWolf
Ugh, it looks like the creature has no eyelids. Like the eye is coming out of the socket. Disgusting!

The Concept art looks really cool too. Perfect, in my opinion, forget the ears. We are talking about mixing a human and a four legged carnivore. It isn't suppose to match up to look like a pretty majestic wolf of two legs. (Of course you should get a lupine vibe, which I still get from the concept.) But that's up to personal preference. I just like well done monstrosities. :D

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:05 am
by NightSlash
To me the Aaron Sims concept art looks like his concept design for the Prince Caspian werewolf went out, mated with a female Underworld lycan, and that would be their pup. Full grown of course. :D

Whereas the beast in the movie was the retarded brother of this.
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Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 5:37 am
by Morkulv
NightSlash wrote:To me the Aaron Sims concept art looks like his concept design for the Prince Caspian werewolf went out, mated with a female Underworld lycan, and that would be their pup. Full grown of course. :D

Whereas the beast in the movie was the retarded brother of this.
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That thing reminds me of The Howling for some reason.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:36 pm
by sugarpoultry
Agree'd. The Howling werewolves were all incredibly ugly too.

I think Van Helsing are the only ones that actually got it right, besides no tail and pointy rabbit ears.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:40 pm
by Morkulv
I think the Van Helsing one was the polar opposite in the wrong way. I thought it looked too much like a guy with a wolfhead. Plus I kinda hate full-CG werewolves.

Re: WTF was that thing...???

Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:54 pm
by NightSlash
In regards to Van Helsing, my favorite wolf from that movie wasn't even technically in the film; it was from the teaser poster released a year before the movie.

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I love this one. It just looks so menacing and feral without looking like a wolf-head stuck on a furry body. I'd have loved to have seen that specific werewolf in the film.