Kelpten wrote:
First, you cannot say that Twilight is completely worthless because it was popular.
Um...that's not exactly true...
Aki wrote:
a horror story about a 107 year old vampire isolating and controlling a young girl.
Now,
that would have been a good story, a true vampire horror, been awhile since I read one. We could have had four books of Bella trying to escape from Edward instead...maybe only two or three would eb better for that idea.
Aki wrote:Frankly, aside from the forced kiss in the third book, Jacob seems much more well adjusted than Ed.
I second this motion.
The movie is just so bad >.>
Two main points:
1. In order to save Bella from the hungry vampire, Edward decides it is a good idea to launch her across the room, and end up with her bleeding evne more, just freaking brilliant >.>
2. "You know, I saw these bike in the junkyard, it will cost thousands of dollar and hundred of hours to repair them, but I want you to do it anyways."
"Uuuuuh...."
"Pleeeeease" *twirl hair, giggle, bat eyelashes*
"Okay"
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"Jacob, you know that bike you fixed for me?"
"Yes..."
"I kinda destroyed it, but that's fine, you forgive me right? No change in our relationship?
"..."
"Also, I'm really in love with Edward, there is just no chance between us, I am completely co-dependent on this sweet bastard who stalks me and watches me while I sleep. But you're okay with this. I just led you on, thinking you had a chance for the past several months, with you doing all that work to help me, no problem right?"
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WHAT THE f***!!!!
We do not stop being children when we learn of death, we stop being children when we make peace with it.