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I can't find Jesus Christ!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:37 pm
by Baphnedia
DISCLAIMER: If you have thin religious skin, then don't blame me if ya get offended...
I swear I uploaded an image of Jesus Christ on a pogo-stick to my website earlier this evening (taken at Dragon Con) and can't seem to figure out where the hell it went. Intelligence tells me that it's somewhere in the Art/Photo gallery, but I'm really not sure.
Eh. If you can find it, a direct link would be cool.
Paradice Net
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:39 pm
by Akela
Let me get this straight, you lost Jesus? Someone up there is gonna be real mad.
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:46 pm
by Fenrir
Omg I saw this guy there to it was so funny
heres your picture
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:47 pm
by Figarou
Fenrir wrote:Omg I saw this guy there to it was so funny
heres your picture
he asked for a direct link, you ding dong!!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:49 pm
by Aki
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:49 pm
by Fenrir
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:53 pm
by Figarou
Bleh!!
here is a direct link to the picture in question.
http://www.paradice.net/index.php?modul ... age&iid=47
Do I win a prize?
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:55 pm
by Baphnedia
Yeah. Sure. PM me a mailing address. You just won an autographed copy of my debut album (or the first compilation I wound up on).
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:10 pm
by Figarou
Baphnedia wrote:Yeah. Sure. PM me a mailing address. You just won an autographed copy of my debut album (or the first compilation I wound up on).
Oooooooo......a prize.
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:53 pm
by Baphnedia
Wouldn't it be nice if finding one's spirituality, or one's own beliefs were this easy? Done in eight easy posts. Wow.
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:41 pm
by vrikasatma
Is he gonna learn to tapdance and come back next year?
How about if he arrived in a sidecar?
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:45 am
by Doruk Golcu
And I can't find Elvis. Might have to do with the fact that I never looked for him, but...
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:21 pm
by Baphnedia
Well, Elvis really did manage to go back to where he came from, they still haven't gotten around to making a movie about it. Read all the way through the HitchHiker's Guid to the Galaxy.
If he arrived in a side-car?! That would be awesome... I'll have to send him a note. I think he knows how to tap-dance, but hasn't done it while wearing robes of office. We'll just have to see next year, I suppose.
Of course, one thing that helped smooth over even better is that there is always a church convention of some sort right after Dragon Con at the same location. Things happen in mysterious ways, they do.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:56 pm
by Scott Gardener
I've been asked before if I've found Jesus, but you're the first to want Him back.
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:55 pm
by Baphnedia
Scott, you owe me a new keyboard. Keysareabouttostopworking,likethespacebar...now.that.it.is.inndated.with.dr.peppr..[.]
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:22 pm
by Black Shuck
My keyboard died once (I spilt pop on it twice
) My dad had bring me a new one. Until he did,_I_had_to_type_like_this_and_it_was_annoying
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:36 pm
by Shadow Wulf
Jesus on a pogo stick!?! who knew we been playing with a holy toy all this time.
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:22 pm
by Baphnedia
Scott, the new keyboard works.
"Pogo-sticks - get some Enlightenment in your life and some spring to your stride!"
In light of the news, of pogo-sticks being holy, does that mean that we say prayers to them, or that we come up with a whole new line of sales pitches?
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:51 pm
by Black Shuck
Maybe they just get to be special, like the holy grail and crosses
Maybe the pope will get a pogo stick
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:49 pm
by Baphnedia
Now - the Pope on a pogo stick. That is an image I want on my website!
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:55 pm
by Shadow Wulf
LOL thats my ides!! Shucks just stole it.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:34 pm
by Baphnedia
Well, someone posted it to Morons.org, which I partly blame for over 60,000 page views today. Not that it's a bad thing - except I might have to pay for more bandwith soon. It's a wicked world.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:40 pm
by Fenrir
I can see it now Jesus Christ super star playing in the background
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:48 pm
by Black Shuck
Shadow Wulf wrote:LOL thats my ides!! Shucks just stole it.
Jesus Christ Superstar on pogosticks! Has anyone been to
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net ? I like it- it's funny
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:01 am
by Baphnedia
That place is hilarious!