Ninjas Vs. Pirates

Set · Post by **Set** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:28 pm

Who do ya think would win?

or

?

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:46 pm

Who has the Febreze?

-- Vilkacis

Vuldari · Post by **Vuldari** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:47 pm

How is this even in question?

...unless it was an entire crew full of Pirates against a single Ninja, the Ninja would definately win.

...now a Ninja Pirate on the other hand...

Vilkacis · Post by **Vilkacis** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:02 pm

In the words of the master of all magery that is red:

It's a dark moonless night in Tokyo, you're on your way to visit your aged grandmother. Your parents always told you not to venture out this late but you never listened, what harm could possibly come to you? You turn down an unlight back street just as a cold wind blows by. You suddenly feel unseen eyes peering at you from just beyond the darkness, and that's when you hear it; "Yar." Then the glint of a steel hook. Your last thought before the cool metal slides between your ribs is "Pirate ninjas? The hell?"

-- Vilkacis

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:17 pm

Ninja, of course. They're just that cool.

Vuldari · Post by **Vuldari** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:20 pm

Vilkacis wrote:In the words of the master of all magery that is red:

It's a dark moonless night in Tokyo, you're on your way to visit your aged grandmother. Your parents always told you not to venture out this late but you never listened, what harm could possibly come to you? You turn down an unlight back street just as a cold wind blows by. You suddenly feel unseen eyes peering at you from just beyond the darkness, and that's when you hear it; "Yar." Then the glint of a steel hook. Your last thought before the cool metal slides between your ribs is "Pirate ninjas? The hell?"

-- Vilkacis

Set · Post by **Set** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:45 pm

This was the subject of a debate between me and some of my friends, so I just thought I'd ask.

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:59 pm

Pirates ofcource. Nothing like a good pirate that'll defeat that wimpy Ninja! Especially if it were allama pirate.
(I swear, I have nothing to do with that club.)

Set · Post by **Set** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:22 pm

I thought you would be the pirate type. The way I was seeing this going is something like this (and feel free to correct me if I'm wrong):

Searif, Figarou, Anubis, Sabre, Excelsia, Goldenwolf, Morkluv, Shadow Wulf

Hamster, Scott Gardener, Akugarou, Silverclaw, Terastas, 23Jarden, mielikkishunt, Baphnedia

As for the rest of you...eh. I dunno. You're weird.

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:18 pm

Ninja.

They're sneaker, smarter (takes brains to kill people stealithy, not much ta loot ships), and cooler.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:42 pm

OH god! i thought i suplied the dumb questions!

i have to say ninja

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:23 pm

How can you ask this!!!!!
Ninja Gaidan is almost but not quite as cool as Link, but Pirates don't even come close!!!!

I mean look at this

Pirates don't stand a chance

So NINJAS ALL THE WAY!!!!

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:00 pm

ARRRGHH I will send you to the poopoo deck you landlover Ninja!!!!!

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:19 pm

You just say that because I said Gaidan first

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:41 pm

heeeee he said poopoo deck

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:04 pm

Fenrir wrote:You just say that because I said Gaidan first

nah its just something that poped out of my evil demented little mind.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:15 pm

like me and my older brother

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:42 pm

*grumbles* This same debate appeared at another forum I frequent. It made it up to over a hundred pages of replies last I checked.

It really depends on what kind of pirates we're talking about.

Those lamewads from Pirates of the Caribbean? Hands down for ninjas.

But modern-day pirates use mac-10s, SMGs, AK-47s and eagle-eye sniper rifles. By that definition, it'd be more one-sided for the pirates.

So for lack of a proper definition:
NUR!!!

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:49 pm

What is this!!?! You be questioning the way of the ninjas? My minions!!! ATTACK

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:07 pm

I be a pirate eh? Me like be Ninja!!! Just cause......

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:17 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote:
Fenrir wrote:You just say that because I said Gaidan first
nah its just something that poped out of my evil demented little mind.

Isn't crazy fun....you never get bored, and if you do your not true crazy just half crazy

One percent dna difference from man and dolphin....
10% DNA difference from man and wolf....ok we need nine volunteers who wants to be a weredolphin!?

Yes random but those are the confines of my crazy mind...

Oh and GO NINJAS..pirates ...um....*looks at shodow wulf holding gun and scrams*

Black Shuck · Post by **Black Shuck** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:48 pm

Aw I lose! I'm the other person that voted 'pirate'

Man!

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:29 pm

Reilune wrote: Searif, Figarou, Anubis, Sabre, Excelsia, Goldenwolf, Morkluv, Shadow Wulf

Well, you're half right.

. In close combat, I think the ninja would definitely win. But, if the pirate was a 30 feet away, holding a musket (or whatever gun they use in those pirate movies), I'd have to vote for the pirate. What do you think?

By the way, I find this amusing:
http://www.7secondsoflove.com/ninja/

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:31 pm

Fenrir wrote: One percent dna difference from man and dolphin....
10% DNA difference from man and wolf....ok we need nine volunteers who wants to be a weredolphin!?

WHOA!:o Is that true? If it is, damn! I had no idea we were that close to dolphins.

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:31 am

Excelsia wrote:
Fenrir wrote: One percent dna difference from man and dolphin....
10% DNA difference from man and wolf....ok we need nine volunteers who wants to be a weredolphin!?

WHOA!:o Is that true? If it is, damn! I had no idea we were that close to dolphins.

Well, percentage doesn't really mean that much, considering we share 97% our DNA with yeast.

I don't think we can become wereyeast though.

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