Re: Check this out guys! (Shadow Wulf, especially!)
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:51 am
ok i admit maybe i am overly critical so i will back down a little
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A: No. No I can't. I'm like, almost completely computer illiterate. I can never find what I'm looking for on the "internets-series-of-tubes-thingy". Seriously. If you told me to go find porn on the internet, I'd probably have trouble -- and need several hours of struggling with it...Shadow Wulf wrote: Jesus Christ Two Six! Can't you google!!
Yeah, but the werewolf in the movie looked totally cheap. If you're going to buy a figurine, it should look awesome, right?lovec1990 wrote:not realy just if its said that figure resemble creature from movie it should resemble it right?
In the case of the Dog Soldiers action figure, thank God it didn't! Otherwise, I definitely wouldn't have bought it. On the flip side of that, why oh why couldn't the Velkan figure look like he did in the movie???lovec1990 wrote:not realy just if its said that figure resemble creature from movie it should resemble it right?
Well, it sort of did -- I mean, two arms, two legs, the uh... two things coming out of the top of his head, whatever those are...Alpha wrote:... why oh why couldn't the Velkan figure look like he did in the movie???
Alpha wrote:In the case of the Dog Soldiers action figure, thank God it didn't! Otherwise, I definitely wouldn't have bought it. On the flip side of that, why oh why couldn't the Velkan figure look like he did in the movie???lovec1990 wrote:not realy just if its said that figure resemble creature from movie it should resemble it right?
The turd that Jakks Pacific cranked out:
if you ask me that werewolf is looking more like hes suffering from anorexia than looking like ratScott Gardener wrote:Because, let's not forget the cardinal rule of Hollywood and anything associated with them: if you only frak up one thing, make sure it's the werewolf.
Even the Harry Potter series followed this rule. Hippogryphs, dragons, amazing wizard battles... and the werewolf looks like a malnourished rat.
There's some vague resemblance in the pec line and contours of the upper ribs, but it's largely turned to mush by shoddy fur texturing, blobby arms, drainpipe legs, small hands, and child bearing hips. That's obviously a child's toy, though I wouldn't insult a child of mine with it. Anyway, it's a toy product, not a proper figurine , doesn't count, quite why it entered the conversation has me a bit puzzled, aside from comedy werewolf merchandise .Alpha wrote:The turd that Jakks Pacific cranked out:
But, but, but... then it'll be, like, eight feet tall! I can't get that to fit through my door!Meeper wrote: What we really need is to have the original CG model that they used in the the movie run off on one of those newfangled 3D printers
it will fit if you get it through doors horizontaly so that height wont be a problemUniform Two Six wrote: But, but, but... then it'll be, like, eight feet tall! I can't get that to fit through my door!
Hmmm... I wonder what FedEx would charge to ship it...
i dont use others toilets at partys because of something i did in past at party dont ask because you would curse me for one week if i would do it in your bathroom.Uniform Two Six wrote:*sigh* Look, if it's one of my parties, they're probably pretty wasted -- and that means that their aim isn't going to be all that great... See lovec, you've got to think about these things...
If they really have to go, there's always the tree in the neighbor's back yard. It's dark back there -- nobody'll notice...
Oh, well in that case, I suppose we could have the 3D printer make the parts needed to build a fully functional werewolf android, and have it climb through the window, how's that grab ya? . (Note: if you can afford to buy a big enough 3D printer to make a 8' tall figurine, then you probably have enough money to make a werewolf android from parts made on a "desktop" 3D printer )Uniform Two Six wrote:But, but, but... then it'll be, like, eight feet tall! I can't get that to fit through my door!Meeper wrote: What we really need is to have the original CG model that they used in the the movie run off on one of those newfangled 3D printers
*sigh* There's a lot of things I could do if I only had enough money...Meeper wrote:Note: if you can afford to buy a big enough 3D printer to make a 8' tall figurine, then you probably have enough money to make a werewolf android from parts made on a "desktop" 3D printer
Dude, there were people in this world doing weird crazy things in ancient Greece, things that I as a modern day human can honestly sit back and gawk in wonder at, people lose sight of human craziness because of education in the craziness that panned out, but I have to keep reminding myself, if nobody educated me in, for example, math, would I have figured it out all by myself? Probably not, yet there were crazy people who did math problems, I mean god, why math?!?! Bleh! sometimes at the expense of everyday life and duty too, just as there are crazy people today who are, like those early mathematicians, trying to crack robotics, I think the problem will eventually crumble in the unrelenting onslaught of human craziness. If the day comes? pfft, more like WHEN it comes, the only thing that will stop it happening is a massive meteor strike from outer freaking space!Uniform Two Six wrote:*sigh* There's a lot of things I could do if I only had enough money...Meeper wrote:Note: if you can afford to buy a big enough 3D printer to make a 8' tall figurine, then you probably have enough money to make a werewolf android from parts made on a "desktop" 3D printer
For some reason, I just flashed on that Bruce Willis movie Surrogates that came out a few years back. You know the one about a future in which everybody interacts through robotic drones built to look like idealized versions of themselves (the makeup was seriously creepy, by the way). Dude, if that day ever comes...