Video Game Taunts

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:37 pm

I need help on making taunts so I can smack talk the other team. I want someting smart, and humiliating.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:18 pm

Then you need wit not jokes or puns, arg i hate puns.

But I can help what kind of things do you need for what game

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:32 pm

SOCOM 2

Everybody has the same thing

"Clean up on isle 5! Somebody spilled thier guts!"
or
"Learn your vowels, A. E. I. OWN. U.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:37 pm

That is sad they can't come up with better?

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:44 pm

everbody has thier own one somewhat, but its not smart.

Mines sucks

I have SHADOW WULF: WELCOMES YOU TO HIS OWNED LIST

IT MUST BE A PRIVALGE FOR U TO GET SHOT FROM BEHIND

CONGRATS!! YOU MADE IT TO THE FINISH LINE: TO YOUR DEATH!!

I made the last two up.

Set · Post by **Set** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:02 pm

You desperately need a lesson in snark. Maybe I should put you through Reilune Boot Camp. Seto Kaiba has nothing on me.

However...I know nothing about this particular game and therefore cannot come up with suitable snarkiness until someone explains it to me. I also need to know if there's a limit to how long it can be.

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:08 pm

Would you like your a** on a platter, or simply handed to you?

LOL, I can't believe I beat you. I was just pressing random buttons.

Well, that was a good practice game, now do you wanna play for real?

(Yeah, those are totally lame, I know)

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:15 pm

Shadow Wulf wrote:everbody has thier own one somewhat, but its not smart.

Mines sucks

I have SHADOW WULF: WELCOMES YOU TO HIS OWNED LIST

IT MUST BE A PRIVALGE FOR U TO GET SHOT FROM BEHIND

CONGRATS!! YOU MADE IT TO THE FINISH LINE: TO YOUR DEATH!!

I made the last two up.

LOL Oh god those are even worse!!!

how about "My god dude the target shaped mark on your back must really suck" - My fried says this yes it sucks

um...dude.... The point of the game is not to get shot

I can't think of many right now usually insults are just a spur of the moment type thing.

Phoenix Ravenwolf · Post by **Phoenix Ravenwolf** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:01 pm

'You must really like the taste of lead to keep coming back for more.'

lol...sometimes the wort the quip the better....

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:21 pm

some are alittle harsh.

i don't belive i beat you exspeicaly when your girl friend is uder my desk!

is that all you got! my valium indused gradma has more game, biatch!

sorry what did miss? you momma was making me very happy

whos the bi...atch noooow!

COME ON! i'm playing with my toes over here!

Y R U GAY? Y R U GA.AY!? (ohy

)

HIT ME! Already! (i know its stupid)

Flush! that was your dignaty, b****! (lame)

here are some free samples shadow

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:30 pm

OK, I hope your baby sister had fun playing, now it's your turn to play me. (after you've beaten them)

Phoenix Ravenwolf · Post by **Phoenix Ravenwolf** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:33 pm

'sorry, i stepped out for a sec and then found my cat sittin on my keyboard.'

'Wow...I've only been playin for a day and i am already owning you.'

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:36 pm

please! your taunts are lamer than Vinella Ice! after they taunted you

sorry, what did i miss, i found my 2 month old brother pounding the key board.

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:37 pm

Wow, thanks for letting me win! Oh wait, you didn't? Man, you suck!

What does this button do? Oh, I see, it kicks your a**.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:40 pm

whats that smell? oh wait, thats your game.

your drunk of a father has better aim

its better if i came out and say it, YOU SUCK!! (lame)

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:25 pm

IT MUST BE A PRIVALGE FOR U TO GET SHOT FROM BEHIND.

This is rather appropiate for me I think cause I normaly sneak up on people and kill them from behind.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:29 pm

yeah but it not mean taunting is supost to be mean so you can have a sphycoligical advantage

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:42 pm

I say that after I kill them though. After that I dance over thier bodies or shoot at it.

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:46 pm

You sir, will make a fantastic dance floor.

Prowler · Post by **Prowler** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:58 pm

How about: "Heres your lifetime suppy of vitamin L" [insert gunfire here]

Kzinistzerg · Post by **Kzinistzerg** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:53 pm

"What's that hissing sound? Oh, your deflating ego."

"It must be interesting, having the intelligence of an amoeba."

"I'm suprised! I never thought throwing my keyboard at a wall would kick your a**."

"I'd tell you to eat lead, but it seems you've already eaten the paint chips off the wall..."

"Tell me, how does it feel to get the s#!++/ end of the stick?"

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:08 pm

wow these are all good taunts, I think ill replace all of mines for these.

I forgot to mention one my taunts(that sucks really bad) and its from a movie.

"Wipe that blood off your face! Your dead!!

Set · Post by **Set** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:22 pm

These are all really cheesy. Funny though. Sometimes cheesier is better, especially if you want to annoy your opponent.

Shadow Wulf wrote:"Wipe that blood off your face! Your dead!!

Yay for Rush Hour.

Renorei · Post by **Renorei** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:00 pm

There's no one over there! Oh wait, you were shooting at me.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:58 am

"Two words: Practice mode."

"I'm about to shove my foot so far up your a** you'll choke on it."

"Are you holding the joystick or sitting on it?"

"Don't cry, it's only a game."

"Have a nice day."

"Sunshine and lollypops girl!"

I know the last two might not sound that original, but boy do they piss people off!