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Video Game Taunts
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:37 pm
by Shadow Wulf
I need help on making taunts so I can smack talk the other team. I want someting smart, and humiliating.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:18 pm
by Fenrir
Then you need wit not jokes or puns, arg i hate puns.
But I can help what kind of things do you need for what game
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:32 pm
by Shadow Wulf
SOCOM 2
Everybody has the same thing
"Clean up on isle 5! Somebody spilled thier guts!"
or
"Learn your vowels, A. E. I. OWN. U.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:37 pm
by Fenrir
That is sad they can't come up with better?
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 5:44 pm
by Shadow Wulf
everbody has thier own one somewhat, but its not smart.
Mines sucks
I have SHADOW WULF: WELCOMES YOU TO HIS OWNED LIST
IT MUST BE A PRIVALGE FOR U TO GET SHOT FROM BEHIND
CONGRATS!! YOU MADE IT TO THE FINISH LINE: TO YOUR DEATH!!
I made the last two up.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:02 pm
by Set
You desperately need a lesson in snark. Maybe I should put you through Reilune Boot Camp. Seto Kaiba has nothing on me.
However...I know nothing about this particular game and therefore cannot come up with suitable snarkiness until someone explains it to me. I also need to know if there's a limit to how long it can be.
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:08 pm
by Renorei
Would you like your a** on a platter, or simply handed to you?
LOL, I can't believe I beat you. I was just pressing random buttons.
Well, that was a good practice game, now do you wanna play for real?
(Yeah, those are totally lame, I know)
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:15 pm
by Fenrir
Shadow Wulf wrote:everbody has thier own one somewhat, but its not smart.
Mines sucks
I have SHADOW WULF: WELCOMES YOU TO HIS OWNED LIST
IT MUST BE A PRIVALGE FOR U TO GET SHOT FROM BEHIND
CONGRATS!! YOU MADE IT TO THE FINISH LINE: TO YOUR DEATH!!
I made the last two up.
LOL Oh god those are even worse!!!
how about "My god dude the target shaped mark on your back must really suck" - My fried says this yes it sucks
um...dude.... The point of the game is not to get shot
I can't think of many right now usually insults are just a spur of the moment type thing.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:01 pm
by Phoenix Ravenwolf
'You must really like the taste of lead to keep coming back for more.'
lol...sometimes the wort the quip the better....
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:21 pm
by Anubis
some are alittle harsh.
i don't belive i beat you exspeicaly when your girl friend is uder my desk!
is that all you got! my valium indused gradma has more game, biatch!
sorry what did miss? you momma was making me very happy
whos the bi...atch noooow!
COME ON! i'm playing with my toes over here!
Y R U GAY? Y R U GA.AY!? (ohy

)
HIT ME! Already! (i know its stupid)
Flush! that was your dignaty, b****! (lame)
here are some free samples shadow

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:30 pm
by Renorei
OK, I hope your baby sister had fun playing, now it's your turn to play me. (after you've beaten them)
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:33 pm
by Phoenix Ravenwolf
'sorry, i stepped out for a sec and then found my cat sittin on my keyboard.'
'Wow...I've only been playin for a day and i am already owning you.'
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:36 pm
by Anubis
please! your taunts are lamer than Vinella Ice! after they taunted you
sorry, what did i miss, i found my 2 month old brother pounding the key board.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:37 pm
by Renorei
Wow, thanks for letting me win! Oh wait, you didn't? Man, you suck!
What does this button do? Oh, I see, it kicks your a**.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:40 pm
by Anubis
whats that smell? oh wait, thats your game.
your drunk of a father has better aim
its better if i came out and say it, YOU SUCK!! (lame)
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:25 pm
by Shadow Wulf
IT MUST BE A PRIVALGE FOR U TO GET SHOT FROM BEHIND.
This is rather appropiate for me I think cause I normaly sneak up on people and kill them from behind.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:29 pm
by Anubis
yeah but it not mean taunting is supost to be mean so you can have a sphycoligical advantage
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:42 pm
by Shadow Wulf
I say that after I kill them though. After that I dance over thier bodies or shoot at it.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:46 pm
by Renorei
You sir, will make a fantastic dance floor.
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:58 pm
by Prowler
How about: "Heres your lifetime suppy of vitamin L" [insert gunfire here]
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:53 pm
by Kzinistzerg
"What's that hissing sound? Oh, your deflating ego."
"It must be interesting, having the intelligence of an amoeba."
"I'm suprised! I never thought throwing my keyboard at a wall would kick your a**."
"I'd tell you to eat lead, but it seems you've already eaten the paint chips off the wall..."
"Tell me, how does it feel to get the s#!++/ end of the stick?"

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:08 pm
by Shadow Wulf
wow these are all good taunts, I think ill replace all of mines for these.
I forgot to mention one my taunts(that sucks really bad) and its from a movie.
"Wipe that blood off your face! Your dead!!
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:22 pm
by Set
These are all really cheesy. Funny though. Sometimes cheesier is better, especially if you want to annoy your opponent.
Shadow Wulf wrote:"Wipe that blood off your face! Your dead!!
Yay for
Rush Hour.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:00 pm
by Renorei
There's no one over there! Oh wait, you were shooting at me.
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:58 am
by Terastas
"Two words: Practice mode."
"I'm about to shove my foot so far up your a** you'll choke on it."
"Are you holding the joystick or sitting on it?"
"Don't cry, it's only a game."
"Have a nice day."
"Sunshine and lollypops girl!"
I know the last two might not sound that original, but boy do they piss people off!
