duckie madness 2!

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:10 pm

we haven't done this for a while.

*beans fig with a rubber duckie and covers shadow wulf with wipped cream* MUW HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Lupin · Post by **Lupin** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:20 pm

Why didn't you just use the other thread?

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:22 pm

ummm i don't know *nails lupin with duckies*

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:36 pm

Lupin wrote:Why didn't you just use the other thread?

Either

A) The previous thread was getting too big to keep track of.
or
B) Anubis was getting creamed in the previous thread and hopes to gain an early lead in this one.

Either way... *suits up in riot gear and throws a ducky frag grenade*

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:38 pm

*ducks behind a wall and shoots a duckie rocket launcher at terastras*

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:41 pm

Terastas wrote:
Lupin wrote:Why didn't you just use the other thread?
Either

A) The previous thread was getting too big to keep track of.
or
B) Anubis was getting creamed in the previous thread and hopes to gain an early lead in this one.

Either way... *suits up in riot gear and throws a ducky frag grenade*

*pulls out tennis racket and hits it back to Terastas*

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:42 pm

DAM THE TORPEDOES!!!! *shoots every moving thing with duckies*

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:46 pm

*sends cyborg troops to intercept the onslaught of incoming duckies*

:catchduckie:

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:47 pm

gets a base ball bat and start hitting back at shadow wulf

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:48 pm

NOOO!! you counter my attack!! curse you fig

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:50 pm

*calls the entire uswsf

* men take aim and fire!!!

Shadow Wulf · Post by **Shadow Wulf** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:53 pm

SER YES SER!!

:beret:

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:55 pm

white · Post by **white** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:18 pm

Eeek! *runs from the crossfire and holes up in a bunker, and begins setting up his BFG9000, ducky version*

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:23 pm

Miguel brings in a suitcase and says, "Ahhh,anyone want a duckie bomb 10 grand.What the."

Pulles out a UZI and starts shooting the duckies flying at him.

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:25 pm

*Speaks in robot voice: Greetings gentlemen.
all your base are belong to us.
you have no chance to survive, make your time.
*sigh* zero wing was too much fun.
*lays down covering fire on anubis and moves to a defeladed position to get a better shot

white · Post by **white** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:29 pm

No chance to survive? Take THIS! *finishes setting up tripod, spins BFG around, and starts launching a barrage of exposive artillery-sized ducky rounds at Petard's fleet*
:duckbomb2:

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:31 pm

Calls in his mob and begins to fire at Petards fleet saying

No Not my building,this nice investment 1 mil. Die fool. Fires duckie RPG

Short Tail · Post by **Short Tail** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:41 pm

can't touch this

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:43 pm

Miguel pulls out a pistol that fires armor piercing bulets and fires a duckie at Petard's fleet.

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:43 pm

*Gets clobbered by the simultaneous counterattacks from Anubis and Figarou*

*spends seven Pack-months (fifty-six earth-time minutes) in the hospital being treated for feathered limbs and third-degree beak-burns*

*Checks out with a bill that could fund Red Victoria twelve times over, sells a kidney to pay it off, swears off duckies in all forms and retires to Nepal to become a monk*

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:57 pm

*launches secret under ground nuclear testing duckies*

:duckbomb:

Never say it coming did ya

white · Post by **white** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:00 pm

Meanwhile....

*cackles gleefully as he decimates Petard's fleet*

BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM--CRUNCH

Oh s***. Did a timefuse shell just lodge in the barrel?

*dives out of bunker, lands rolling and is propelled into a wall by the force of the explosion from behind him*
Oww...

Miguel · Post by **Miguel** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:01 pm

Miguel allies with Fenrir. He gives money to afford high tech duckies and declares Wolf War 3. He sends out scout that is weak. ->

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:02 pm

*sends robot spies into bunker*

:cyborg2:

One of these things is not like the other...which of these things does not belong...