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What do you do?

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:06 pm
by Miguel
This is a game where you answer and create your own.




So you are a office worker and you are walking down the street. You walk onto the main blvd and a old woman pulls out a M-16 and starts shooting the cops. What do you do?
(A)=run away
(B)=give her a pie and let her shoot you
(C)=throw a wheel chair at her
(D)=pull a pistol out and shoot her

Answer any of them,it is your descision.

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:13 pm
by Anubis
d

if a hored of zombies cornerd you in a ally would you

(a) take out your gun and fight to the death
(b) let them, eat your brains
(c) or take out all the c-4 you have blowing up your self and the other zombies in your finsinitity

Re: What do you do?

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:15 pm
by outwarddoodles

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:16 pm
by Anubis
it was ment to be a game buzz kill

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:17 pm
by Miguel
c



A guy hits your car and you fill with rage.What do you do?
(A)=Beat the living S#$% out of him
(B)=pull a golf club out and dent his car
(C)=call the cops
(D)=dent your own car
(E)=take the old womans gun and shoot him

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:19 pm
by Miguel
For Outwarddoodles=B

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:19 pm
by Wolveblade
i would say a the cops have guns so dont get involved but i would call it in and report it

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:19 pm
by Anubis
a

party or not to pary? :P

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:23 pm
by Miguel
Party




You notice your friend is about to jump off a cliff.What do you do?
(A)=say hey moron do it HAHAHAH
(B)=Push him off
(C)=throw the old woman off
(D)Make him stop

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:42 pm
by Miguel
Oh and here is another




You are supposed to take over a gang. What do you do
(A)=kill the boss
(B)=pay em
(C)=start a riot
(D)=Have Janet Jackson go impress them :lol:

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:45 pm
by Apharoh
C

A man walks up to you at night. the full moon appears and it turns out hes a weremiget. He looks at you with his crazy new tiny body do you
A) Drop kick him
B) Ask how in the hell do you get bitten by a Miget
C) Run away from him and his really creepy fingers
D) Chuck him off the cliff
E) Say "Sup"

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:48 pm
by Miguel
E :lol:





You walk into East LA and run into a group of gangmembers.Ehat do you do?
(A)=say yo homie you want some coke
(B)=run away and scream like a girl
(C)=say,i'm gonna run you over with ma car afte I fini dis burrito
(D)=HI...do you have GTA

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:53 pm
by Apharoh
d

Your in east LA in an area known for car jacking. the light turns yellow about to turn red do you
A)stop
B)Go
C)Go Faster
D) floor it and hope there is not a cop around

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:58 pm
by Miguel
D



You go into a taco bell and you order some food. The casheir says, "WHAAA?" You become angry,what do you do?
(A)=curse her out
(B)=jam a Mcdonalds bag in front of her face
(C)=Break a chair
(D)=smile

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:08 pm
by Terastas
Miguel wrote: You go into a taco bell and you order some food. The casheir says, "WHAAA?" You become angry,what do you do?
(A)=curse her out
(B)=jam a Mcdonalds bag in front of her face
(C)=Break a chair
(D)=smile
B.

You are walking down East L.A. when you are suddenly confronted by a rabid pitbull. What do you do?

1) Play dead.
2) Climb up the nearest mailbox.
3) Get a good look at its teeth.
4) Attempt to confuse it by yelling "Look at me, I'm a meaty piece of bacon!"

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:12 pm
by Miguel
2





You are in a store and a fat guy is smacking a donut in his mout. What do you do?
(A)=kick him
(B)=throw a trashcan at him
(C)=ssay,haha...you are fat
(D)=pull a piece of gum out and smack the gum in your mouth.

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:36 pm
by Darth Canis
:P Okay the same choice was given to a young man once and he turned into a dark lord of the sith but even for us that are not in a galaxy far far away its still a duzy....


The one you love with all your heart is about to die you.....

a. do nothing
b. try to help her/him using abilities you have already (probably won't work)
c. make a deal with the devil in return for his/her life

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:51 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
b :(





you see an old couple getting attack by a drunk man who is trying to rob then with a knife and you have your own dagger that you use as protection... Would you?

1) Run for help
2)Attack him using you dagger
3)Stand there and watch
4)Be an a$$ and help the robber

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:33 am
by Apharoh
3

you are at the zoo and a monkey flicks you off. do you
A. Flick him off
B. pray to god he doesnt fling poo
C. throw something at him
D.walk away
E. come back on the full moon and biter him turning him into a monkey werewolf

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:41 am
by Terastas
B

A mad scientist shrinks you down to a twelve inches tall, and as he's cackling and leaving the room, the family cat comes in and pads right up to you.

A) Scream like a little girl and hide behind any piece of furniture against the wall.
B) Try to ward it off with a paperclip.
C) Hop on the cat's back, slap it's rear-end and yell "Giddyup!"
D) Meow cutely.

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:18 pm
by Teh_DarkJokerWolf
C :lol:




you are driving down a street when you see a child screaming as he is getting chased by a dog. Would you?

A)Call for help on cellphone

B)Honk your honk and see if it scares the dogs

C)Sit there and watch

D)Call the police and get out of your car and protect the child by cover them with your body until help arrives

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:10 pm
by Apharoh
is the dog a werewolf... if not then d cus im cool that way 8)

Your skydiving and your parachute doesnt open... Do you
A) flap your arms in a futile attempt to fly
B) pray
C) try to grab a bird on the way down in hope that he could carry you
D) do a forward summersault with a half gainer follower by a midtwist and dive on to your DOOOM
PS- If at first you dont succeed skydiving is not for you

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:33 pm
by Miguel
B



You are in a limo and a carjacker takes the car.What do you do?
(A)=Say nice shoes man
(B)=try to turn the car over
(C)=kill yourself
(D)=hit him in the head with a wine bottle
(E)=All o de bove

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:56 pm
by AlphaOokami
d

You're walking down the street, midday, when suddenly you realize you've got no pants on. You:

A) Run behind the nearest bush and pray to god someone looses some pants
B) Walk into the nearest clothing store and buy a pair
C) Use your cell to call for help
D) Keep walking

Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:51 pm
by Terastas
AlphaOokami wrote:d

You're walking down the street, midday, when suddenly you realize you've got no pants on. You:

A) Run behind the nearest bush and pray to god someone looses some pants
B) Walk into the nearest clothing store and buy a pair
C) Use your cell to call for help
D) Keep walking
My first inclination would be to do B, but unfortunately, I don't have any shirts with pockets so not having pants would mean not having my wallet. :P So, uh... Probably C. Call the cops, tell them my dilemma and offer my location if they promise not to bust me on indecent exposure.

A man informs you that his hovercraft is full of eels.
A) Direct him to a nearby carwash.
B) Give him some matches.
C) Call the funny farm.
D) Ask if he'd like to come back to your place bouncy-bouncy.