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Just post quotes that was said by another person or make one up yourself. 3 quotes per post please. I dont want anyone try to post 20 things at once cause then it will quickly make it harder to find other ones that have not been said before.

"I don't care, now shut the f*** up!"

--me-- (i was pissed, obiviously)

"YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!" - Ren

"Can I touch your boobies?" - Me....long story....

Umm wow, mabey I should have started?

"Carthage must be destroyed!"

Cato (if you want to know look him up!)

"it is better to rule in heaven then surve in hell"

Hamilton



[spoiler]"If you were coming in the fall,
I'd brush the summer by
With half a smile and half a spurn,
As housewives do a fly.
If I could see you in a year,
I'd wind the months in balls,
And put them each in separate drawers,
Until their time befalls.

If only centuries delayed,
I'd count them on my hand,
Subtracting till my fingers dropped
Into Van Diemens land.

If certain, when this life was out,
That yours and mine should be,
I'd toss it yonder like a rind,
And taste eternity.

But now, all ignorant of the length
Of time's uncertain wing,
It goads me, like the goblin bee,
That will not state its sting.
-Dickenson

I thought it was beautiful when i first heard it
[/spoiler]

"I'd rather be rich than stupid."
-Jack Handey

"Pack your [spoiler]s***, b****[/spoiler], we're leaving!"
-My friend Lauren

(when asked if he was ok in Death to Smoochy)
"I don't know, I'm so[spoiler] f***[/spoiler] up in general, it's kinda hard to guage."
-Robin Williams as Rainbow Randolph

"I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE!!!" and *punch* "welcome to earth"

-will smith, independace day- man i love that movie

"No, we're not terrible people, Lois. Horses are terrible people."- Peter from the Family Guy movie.


"And now....I'm aroused. Thanks." - Heard in the hallway while at work....


"F*@& you, you F*@%$ FA@##$!" - Some guy in a car.

*finger* some dude one the free way

"I feel like some cow death! Yum!" - Me last week.

This came up thanks to this forum in the "What music are you listening to" thread. Nobody successfully disproved this in that thread, so I'll try ot here just to be sure.

"Country Western: White Supremacy for the 21st century."
~Terastas

And for my second quote, I'll back it up with:

"Why is it that when a white Southerner plays a guitar or banjo and sings about why he's depressed, we call it Country Western, but when a black guy does the exact same thing, we call it the Blues?"
~Terastas

I mean... Think about it! Can you name so much as one black, hispanic or oriental Country Western singer from the last twenty years? The Country challenge on American Idol or the guy from Ireland on Nashville Star do not count.

Hmm... One more...

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
~Woody Allen

"There are no great men. Just great challenges which oridanry men out of necessity are forced by circumstances to meet" - Admiral Bull Halsy

"The only thing new in the world is the history you dont know" - Harry Truman

[spoiler]Holy f***[/spoiler]
Me and Alyssa: *giggles*

"Aha! Violence!" - Again, my friend and I

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

"Don't knock[spoiler] masturbation, it's sex[/spoiler] with someone I
love!" ~ Woody Allen

"Any taxation more than absolutely neccessary is legalized robbery."
--Calvin Coolidge

"Everyone wants to live at the expense of the state. They forget that the state lives at the expense of everyone."
-- Frederic Bastiat

"Sometimes on a rainy day I sit around and weed the losers out of my address book."
--George Carlin

(are these quotes that are important to us or just good quotes in general?)

Petard wrote:(are these quotes that are important to us or just good quotes in general?)

About half and half I think.

No, the George Carlin quote wasn't about any of you!



"On a planet occupied by six billion humans, paranoia is a perfectly justified stance."
--me.

These three all have two things in common: their about felines, and I couldn't find the original speakers:

"Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings."

The Pouncing Tigress:
"One pounce, she's hungry -- you die quickly. Two, she's teaching her cubs -- it's going to be a long day."

"My ancestors ate your ancestors. . . And my food dish is empty."

Reichi, werewolf, and dunmer
rogue, assasin, friend, and lover
quick with a dagger, quick with a claw
quick he'll unstrap, your lover's bra
ikA

A quote a short poem one of my friennds wrote about a Morrowind RP char of mine.

<Loranna> Reichi >>> Han Solo, and I mean original trilogy shooting first Han Solo

Different friend, quote about the same character.

"C'mon ya N'wah! I'll show ya some some real butchery!"

Reichi himself. He's a bit violent. Just a bit.

Edit:Killed the excess quotes..

*ahem*

Shadow Wulf wrote:3 quotes per post please. I dont want anyone try to post 20 things at once cause then it will quickly make it harder to find other ones that have not been said before.

Yer so nerdy that you drink milk from a glass.-Matthew

Hmm... Oh what the hell -- here's some Father of the Pride quotes:

Kate: Blake, Victoria! What a nice surprise!
Larry: Yeah, like when the gas wears off early and your dentist is buckling his pants.

Sarmoti: Chocolate Lightning and the Glockenspiel Five?
Larry: Yeah. They were originally the Glockenspiel Six, but Gunter had a heart attack in a dumper.

Roy: Roy's heart is as soft as the lotioned hand that now caresses you like a velvet womb.
Snack: You just said twelve words and eight of them would get you shot in my neighborhood.

And uh... *nods at his member status* Ahem.

"Some breaking news: we now go live to Diane being a b****. Diane?"- Tom Tucker

the scene in The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery where the prince meets the fox. (too long to post)

Terastas wrote:This came up thanks to this forum in the "What music are you listening to" thread. Nobody successfully disproved this in that thread, so I'll try ot here just to be sure.

"Country Western: White Supremacy for the 21st century."
~Terastas

And for my second quote, I'll back it up with:

"Why is it that when a white Southerner plays a guitar or banjo and sings about why he's depressed, we call it Country Western, but when a black guy does the exact same thing, we call it the Blues?"
~Terastas

I mean... Think about it! Can you name so much as one black, hispanic or oriental Country Western singer from the last twenty years? The Country challenge on American Idol or the guy from Ireland on Nashville Star do not count.

I'll respond with:

Can you honestly think of any black guys that want to break into the country western genre? That'd be like me wanting to be a rapper or an African dancer. It's just a historically white thing. If a minority wanted to give it a try, I think they'd be received reasonably well, after the initial shock wore off. But, none of them want to.