Dante's inferno test

Hearth · Post by **Hearth** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:47 am

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Go and find out on which level of hell you'll be...

I would get to...

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

(don't take it too seriously, will you?)

Nishah · Post by **Nishah** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:03 pm

WAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
7th level of hell !!!

I guess my father was right after all

Grayheart · Post by **Grayheart** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:59 pm

Hmm ... I'm in the Limbo. I'd expected myself more beyond that.

Maybe I should go out and splint some skulls (at least some goblinskulls in a RPG

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:52 pm

Limbo for me too. . .

And thankful too, because I apparently almost got myself thrown into Malebolge (Level 8.). Is it really a sin to acknowledge that card readers and fortune tellers aren't 100% malarky?

EDIT: Maybe I'm just weird, but I think Hell makes more sense in The Forgotten Realms if you ask me.

Set · Post by **Set** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:55 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Extreme
Level 6 | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8 | Extreme
Level 9 | Very High

Only the 7th level? I must be losing my touch.

outwarddoodles · Post by **outwarddoodles** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:51 pm

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 9 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!
Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

O_o...I seriously don't know how that happened, serious! I'd thought I'd be in Limbo or something...
I take pride in being a good person....

Akela · Post by **Akela** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:27 pm

You've been a naughty, naughty person outwarddoodles

I answered the questions honestly and got Limbo.

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:41 pm

what can i say i'm a goodie goodie, i'm purgatory HA i'm guessen i'm not burning when i die

Grayheart · Post by **Grayheart** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:55 pm

Umm ... I have to correct myself. My appartment-mate just told me that I got some of the questions wrong (unbelievable, how wrong

). Sometimes language-barriers can cause funny misunderstandings.

So, I'm in the sixth level of hell, instead of the Limbo

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:42 pm

Grayheart wrote:Umm ... I have to correct myself. My appartment-mate just told me that I got some of the questions wrong (unbelievable, how wrong ). Sometimes language-barriers can cause funny misunderstandings.

So, I'm in the sixth level of hell, instead of the Limbo

*Points* Ha ah! *like nelson mutts from the simpons*

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:47 pm

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

That's what i got, and Anubis you lied didn't you, or you cheated on the test, but that is my own oppinion, ah well no ill will toward ya if ya did

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:54 pm

i act completely different in real life. i may act well evil here, but in real life i'm a goodie goodie and some times it can be a little annoying

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:58 pm

Well after all those times with you talking about food and good food and food out of nowhere i thought you would of gotten gluttony(level 3). Oh well iam wrong

Darum · Post by **Darum** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:48 am

I'm a heretic. i got level 6 "the city of Dis

you approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Lone_Wolf · Post by **Lone_Wolf** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:28 am

I somehow managed to only get limbo...

Well, tests can be wrong you know...

white · Post by **white** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:50 pm

w00t! I'm a proper hereitc!

Anubis · Post by **Anubis** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:36 pm

Fenrir wrote:Well after all those times with you talking about food and good food and food out of nowhere i thought you would of gotten gluttony(level 3). Oh well iam wrong

FOOD!!! WHERE?!

Searif · Post by **Searif** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:41 pm

what does being overweight have to do with going to hell?

Grayheart · Post by **Grayheart** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:43 pm

I don't know how this sin is called in english, but being overweight would mean that you love to eat a little bit to much ...

white · Post by **white** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:44 pm

It's sinful, apparently.

Nishah · Post by **Nishah** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:47 pm

Dante is based upon basic biblical sins.
Overweight = Gluttony & Sloth

Aki · Post by **Aki** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:02 pm

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Heh.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers | Low
Level 2 Lustful | High
Level 3 Gluttonous | Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics | Very High
Level 7 Violent | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous |Low

Fun.

WereDog · Post by **WereDog** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:24 pm

Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

aaw, i better start eating less

Searif · Post by **Searif** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:54 pm

Grayheart wrote:I don't know how this sin is called in english, but being overweight would mean that you love to eat a little bit to much ...

I was born overweight and always have been over weight, so it has nothing to do with me eating to much

Searif · Post by **Searif** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:05 pm

for my character searif((in his mind, which is sorta like my alternate personallity))

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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

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for myself
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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.