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I'm not dead.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:21 am
by Terastas
The good news is that on the 27th of December, my brother and I moved out of our apartment in Bridgewater and back to our mother's place on the North Shore. I am no longer being forced to pay his share of the rent (or mine for that matter either).
The even better news is that my brother finally has his plane ticket, which means I now know exactly how much of his crap I will have to put up with before he disappears to Las Vegas for at least the full duration of 2006. On January 17th, I plan to be pissed as a parrot!
The bad news, however, is that the wireless connection here on the North Shore absolutely sucks. Apparently it only works really late at night as is the case right now while I'm writing this, and since I got back I've only been able to get it to work in the daytime once or twice, and even then for short durations of time.
So anyway, nobody panic. Hopefully I'll be able to work something else out like I always do, but until then, have fun without me.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:09 am
by Nishah
I for one wish you a hangover-less january 18th....

Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:12 pm
by Baphnedia
Terastas isn't dead! W00t!
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:46 am
by Figarou
Baphnedia wrote:Terastas isn't dead! W00t!
Not if I can help it.
Oops!! I think
I'm going to be dead!!
*runs and hides*

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:24 am
by Ronkonkoma
this almost could be made into a scene for a werewolf version of monty python & the holy grail:
dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[Figarou puts a body on the cart]
Figarou: Here's one.
Collector: That'll be ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: What?
Figarou: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Terastas: I'm not dead.
Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Figarou: Yes he is.
Terastas: I'm not.
Collector: He isn't.
Figarou: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Terastas: I'm getting better.
Figarou: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Terastas: I don't want to go on the cart.
Figarou: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Collector: I can't take him.
Terastas: I feel fine!.
.......
Glad everything is going alright Terastas

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:18 pm
by Terastas
Me: "I feel happy! I feel happy-

"
Collector: "Oh, thanks very much."
Figarou: "Not at all. See you on Thursday."
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:38 pm
by Silverfang
*Next Thursday comes*
Figarou: Got another one
Terastas: Uh.......
Collector: what happened? isn't that the same wolf?
Figarou: No it isn't.....
Collector: Hmm...
Terastas: Uhh....

Wha? where am i?
Figarou: Shuddup! *throws a duckie at Terastas
Terastas:

Ow!
Collector: *turns and leaves* Nutcases....
*Figarou and Terastas engage in the duckiefight to end all duckiefights*
THE END....or is it?

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:45 pm
by Figarou
Heh..you guys are to much.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:27 pm
by Apokryltaros
You're dead!
No... I'm undead! I want to show you unbridled, sexual frenzy!"
But I'm British!
So are these!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:47 pm
by Shadow Wulf

you should make a a comic out of that.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:23 pm
by Apokryltaros
Shadow Wulf wrote:
you should make a a comic out of that.
They made a movie out of it already.
Better known as "Dracula: Dead and Loving It"
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:42 pm
by Lone_Wolf
Glad to hear from ya! Bad internet connections can be annoying, but at least you aren't paying all that rent. Good luck on figuring out the internet stuff.
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:06 am
by Lupin
Personally I'd take not having to pay rent over a bad connection. Glad to see you're back.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:54 am
by Terastas
Lupin wrote:Personally I'd take not having to pay rent over a bad connection. Glad to see you're back.
So would I. I did the math: between rent and utilities, he cost me roughly $5900.00 in 2005. . .
Though I'd gladly have payed twice as much just to have him gone from my life for good. I doubt I'll be going back to college (my mother asked how much money I had in the bank before New Year's Day), but at least I'm not getting screwed
royally anymore.

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:50 am
by Apharoh
Your NOT dead!???!!
But... i...Already called dibs on your stereo