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Underworld meets Van Helsing

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What do you think would happen if these two worlds were to somehow intersect? How do you think the Lycans would react to the VH wolfman? Would they reject him, or worse - try to attack him since he's from a different bloodline? How do you think he would fare if he had to fight their alpha male (Michael)? Same deal with Dracula and the UW vampire covens. Would Dracula in hellbeast form stand a chance against a fully vamped Marcus? And how ironic would it be if Kate Beckinsale (Dracula hunter) had to go against Kate Beckinsale (death dealer)? Even though I'm pretty sure this would be a curbstomp in Selene favor.
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Well, Michael's actually not the alpha male of the lycans, since he's a hybrid. Let's pretend, for the sake of argument, that Lucian is still alive. In a battle between Van Helsing and Lucian, I think they'd be pretty well matched. Personally, I'd like to believe Van Helsing would prevail, simply because I like that werewolf design better. But in all honesty the victor (whoever he is) would not have won his victory without a price. It would certainly be a close-call. So, while I don't know who would win, I do know hat it would certainly be a close match-up.
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Underworld. Because I still hate Van Helsing.
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Well, first and foremost, Van Helsing would be out of his element. Semiautomatics didn't exist in his time, so any werewolf could have the odds in their favor before they'd even shifted. Michael or Lucian would rip him a new one.

As for Dracula and Markus, well. . . Vampire society according to Underworld, is strictly hierarchal. Markus is a decendant of the original vampire (forgot his name), whereas Dracula, his legacy known, is more like a washed up Richard Nixon. On top of being a stronger vampire, Markus would also have the support of the vampire houses.

And Death Dealer Kate would definitely beat Hunter Kate. D.D.K. has all of H.K.'s abilities and her vampire capabilities to enhance them.
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Renorei wrote:Well, Michael's actually not the alpha male of the lycans, since he's a hybrid.

Ooops! I said Michael, but I meant William.
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Terastas wrote:Well, first and foremost, Van Helsing would be out of his element. Semiautomatics didn't exist in his time, so any werewolf could have the odds in their favor before they'd even shifted. Michael or Lucian would rip him a new one.
I guess I should have been more specific. I meant how would they match-up in just their werewolf forms? No guns or other weapons included.
Terastas wrote: Markus is a decendant of the original vampire (forgot his name)
Marcus father (Alex Corvinus) was neither a vampire or lycan, but he was the original immortal.
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Alpha wrote:
Renorei wrote:Well, Michael's actually not the alpha male of the lycans, since he's a hybrid.

Ooops! I said Michael, but I meant William.
Oh, William. Well, that changes things up a bit. In a fight between William and Van Helsing, I lean towards William. It'd still be a rough battle, but I think William would prevail.

But, in a battle between Helsing and any of the other Underworld werewolves, it's still anyone's guess.
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Alpha wrote:
Terastas wrote:Well, first and foremost, Van Helsing would be out of his element. Semiautomatics didn't exist in his time, so any werewolf could have the odds in their favor before they'd even shifted. Michael or Lucian would rip him a new one.
I guess I should have been more specific. I meant how would they match-up in just their werewolf forms? No guns or other weapons included.
Well, AFAIK, the Lycans in UW aren't mindless in WW form, whereas VH is, so uh, they have definate advantage over VH who's mental faculties likely could only formulate a plan that was comprised entirely of 'rip' and 'tear'. :P
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i'd say it would all end up like hamlet or macbeth and everyone dies!
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Post by Scott Gardener »

Well, Selene and Anna Valerious would certainly notice something familiar about each other. Sure, one's wearing Renny garb with a bust-boost and the other a cute latex cat-suit, but they both seem to have a lot in common.

Anna: "Ugh, my double in this universe is a vampire?" Pulls out stake.
Selene: "Worse yet, mine's a mortal!" Pulls out pair of machine guns.

Everyone else: "Cat fight!"
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We need a movie!....."Underworld Vs Van Helsing"
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Aki wrote:Well, AFAIK, the Lycans in UW aren't mindless in WW form, whereas VH is, so uh, they have definate advantage over VH who's mental faculties likely could only formulate a plan that was comprised entirely of 'rip' and 'tear'. :P
Aki beat me to it. Their strengths are comparable, but not their IQs.
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Scott Gardener wrote:Well, Selene and Anna Valerious would certainly notice something familiar about each other. Sure, one's wearing Renny garb with a bust-boost and the other a cute latex cat-suit, but they both seem to have a lot in common.

Anna: "Ugh, my double in this universe is a vampire?" Pulls out stake.
Selene: "Worse yet, mine's a mortal!" Pulls out pair of machine guns.

Everyone else: "Cat fight!"
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