How rare are werewolves?

Darth Canis · Post by **Darth Canis** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:03 pm

Are their numerous packs all over the world? How many members would make up a pack? Are there packs at all? How many do you think there are? Have at it!

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:22 pm

There's probably a ton of werewolves out there, though their numbers would be spread out across the world, so though they make up a noteworthy percentage of the population, there would still only be one or two packs within so many square miles. There would be lots of them, but the distance in between them would make it seem like there are very few.

As for the pack... I'd say 3 would be the minimum: the alpha male, the alpha female, and at least one cub. The maximum I'd say would be 20 because it would be difficult to refrain from drawing unwanted attention with that many pack members. Once the pack gets to be too big to keep tabs on, the common practice would probably be to divide the one large pack into two smaller ones. It wouldn't be a territory issue; just a division of responsibility between the original alpha and the new one.

One pack for a rural area, two or three in urban areas, and potentially up to a dozen in a metropolitan area. Assuming werewolves are not highly territorial, the biggest issue among different packs would be to keep from becomming exposed. Five packs of ten would draw a lot of attention in a rural farming community (where everyone knows everyone), but would have less trouble in a more impersonal environment. Or in other words, the major issue would be what percentage of the population is made up of werewolves; if you have one werewolf for every ten humans, that's too many.

Blade-of-the-Moon · Post by **Blade-of-the-Moon** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:38 pm

They could have their own rural community where only werewolves live, they could then control all aspects of town life and keep non-were's from moving in. It might seem odd, but a lot of places like that exist, nudist colonys and amish communities are just two examples.

ChaosWolf · Post by **ChaosWolf** » Sun Jan 23, 2005 11:41 pm

My deviant little brain just fused those groups together... now I'm envisioning packs of nude Amish werewolves.

WolfVanZandt · Post by **WolfVanZandt** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:24 am

Hey, we could get M. Night Shyamalan to do the sequel - "Villiage of the Nude, Amish Werewolves"

WolfVanZandt · Post by **WolfVanZandt** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:25 am

"I see naked Werewolves..."

ChaosWolf · Post by **ChaosWolf** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:43 am

WolfVanZandt wrote:"I see naked Werewolves..."

Ah, if only we could... lots of bushy-tailed, sleek-coated, curvy young... :shock: Uhm...

Ahem, anyway....

But Anthony's already said there won't be any gratuitous sex scenes in the movie.

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:31 am

ChaosWolf wrote:
Ah, if only we could... lots of bushy-tailed, sleek-coated, curvy young... :shock: Uhm... Ahem, anyway....

But Anthony's already said there won't be any gratuitous sex scenes in the movie.

Now look what you just started, Blade-of-the-Moon.

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fixed quote

Blade-of-the-Moon · Post by **Blade-of-the-Moon** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:32 am

ChaosWolf wrote:
WolfVanZandt wrote:"I see naked Werewolves..."
Ah, if only we could... lots of bushy-tailed, sleek-coated, curvy young... :shock: Uhm... Ahem, anyway....

But Anthony's already said there won't be any gratuitous sex scenes in the movie.

Oh well...maybe in the cheesy parody of it......

Or you could always go watch DarkWolf again......

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:35 am

Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:
Or you could always go watch DarkWolf again......

Never saw DarkWolf. And with the bad reviews on it, I don't plan on watching it.

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Fixed spelling of movie title.

Blade-of-the-Moon · Post by **Blade-of-the-Moon** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:45 am

It's ok for a laugh with friends and a desperate man might rent it for the nudity, but other than that don't worry about it.....

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:50 am

Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:It's ok for a laugh with friends and a desperate man might rent it for the nudity, but other than that don't worry about it.....

nudity? Nope, I'm still not going to see it.

WolfVanZandt wrote:Hey, we could get M. Night Shyamalan to do the sequel - "Villiage of the Nude, Amish Werewolves"

WolfVanZandt wrote:"I see naked Werewolves..."

naked werewolves? As in furless? :shock:

You're starting to scare me!! :shock:

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:26 am

Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:They could have their own rural community where only werewolves live, they could then control all aspects of town life and keep non-were's from moving in. It might seem odd, but a lot of places like that exist, nudist colonys and amish communities are just two examples.

Actually, that's a pretty decent idea. Werewolves have a habit of busting out of their clothing when shifting, and since the stereotype is that nudists are bald, fat and hairy, most people avoid those communities like the plague. Two birds with one stone.

ChaosWolf · Post by **ChaosWolf** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:19 am

Figarou wrote:
WolfVanZandt wrote:"I see naked Werewolves..."
naked werewolves? As in furless? :shock:

You're starting to scare me!! :shock:

Ah, so he saw "Underworld" again...

Apokryltaros · Post by **Apokryltaros** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:53 am

ChaosWolf wrote:
Ah, so he saw "Underworld" again...

How could he have seen Underworld again without having his eyes melt in their sockets?

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 1:49 pm

Terastas wrote: Actually, that's a pretty decent idea. Werewolves have a habit of busting out of their clothing when shifting,.....

Don't forget about the Underwear. You can't bust through something that stretches with your body.

Terastas wrote:....and since the stereotype is that nudists are bald, fat and hairy, most people avoid those communities like the plague. Two birds with one stone.

Everyone but the perverts.

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:26 pm

WolfVanZandt wrote:"I see naked Werewolves..."

:shock: Eep who's been having fun with the clippers then?

Blade-of-the-Moon · Post by **Blade-of-the-Moon** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:44 pm

Terastas wrote:
Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:They could have their own rural community where only werewolves live, they could then control all aspects of town life and keep non-were's from moving in. It might seem odd, but a lot of places like that exist, nudist colonys and amish communities are just two examples.
Actually, that's a pretty decent idea. Werewolves have a habit of busting out of their clothing when shifting, and since the stereotype is that nudists are bald, fat and hairy, most people avoid those communities like the plague. Two birds with one stone.

It worked for the Howling on a couple occasions....the only problem was letting that reporter live for so long....

WolfVanZandt · Post by **WolfVanZandt** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:20 pm

I hope you folks caught the reference to Sixth Sense.....

(gruph!)

And I really don't want the visual in my head of Werewolves running around in white briefs because they don't tear when they shift.

Oog...

Blade-of-the-Moon · Post by **Blade-of-the-Moon** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:34 pm

Yeah....I think we can do without underwear as well.....I mean that's what the fur is for....

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 11:39 pm

Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:Yeah....I think we can do without underwear as well.....I mean that's what the fur is for....

this is what I was referring to.

http://calypso-blue.com/werewolf/viewto ... =3593#3593

Blade-of-the-Moon · Post by **Blade-of-the-Moon** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:23 am

Figarou wrote:
Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:Yeah....I think we can do without underwear as well.....I mean that's what the fur is for....
this is what I was referring to.

http://calypso-blue.com/werewolf/viewto ... =3593#3593

Even elastic has it's limits.....

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:26 am

Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:
Figarou wrote:
Blade-of-the-Moon wrote:Yeah....I think we can do without underwear as well.....I mean that's what the fur is for....
this is what I was referring to.

http://calypso-blue.com/werewolf/viewto ... =3593#3593
Even elastic has it's limits.....

How much bigger is the werewolf going to be? Especially around his waistline? Don't tell me his waistline will be as broad as his shoulders. No way. That will be an odd looking werewolf.

WolfVanZandt · Post by **WolfVanZandt** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:45 am

Well, if they really wanted to stay dressed, it would be easy enough to design break away cloths with velcro, but just think about all that fur crammed into clothing (ug! cringe! cringe!)

Figarou · Post by **Figarou** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:49 am

WolfVanZandt wrote:Well, if they really wanted to stay dressed, it would be easy enough to design break away cloths with velcro, but just think about all that fur crammed into clothing (ug! cringe! cringe!)

velcro? You're making this to easy!! Rip out of them clothes!! But try and remember what you are wearing!!!

http://calypso-blue.com/werewolf/viewto ... =2659#2659