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The game is simple...


someone starts off saying something like:
Example: "You know you've drunk too much when..."


and then the next poster completes the sentence.
Example: "... you think the beer has lost it's flavor but you're acually missing your mouth and pouring it all over yourself."

Then after you finish someone elses, you start your own, and it goes on form their.


I'll start us off

You know you're on the computer too much when...

... you wake up with 'keyboard face' and at least 100 pages consisting of nothing but repeated characters.

... and you save it to disk as a souvenir!




I'll continue with the inevitable:

You know you're a werewolf when...

-- Vilkacis

...you're friends start asking about your accelarated hair-growth every fullmoon.

You know you have played Tetris too much when....

you swear you saw the bottom row of boxes dissapear when you were loading a moving truck.

you now when you're crazy when...

. . . even the voices in your head inform you that you should see a shrink.

You know you're watching a really bad movie when. . .

when the actors comment how much it sucks!

You know when your drunk when...

David Guest or Dianna Ross look really HOT!


You know you need to go to the emergency room when....

that concution makes you think that you're the bloody king of england.

you know when you're a red neck when...

Your left arm is three shades darker than your right.

You know you're talking to a total dumbass when. . .

...you ask how old they are and their anwser is "Yes".


You know you're hoplessly obsessed when...

You look at the clock and it says it's five minutes before when you started.

You know you're bored when. . .

...you manage to make a replica of Michelangelo's David using nothing but eraser shavings.


You know you're sister is hiding a secret from you when...

...you mention the title of a cheesy Howling sequel and she screams, "how did you know!?!"--only to blush and change the subject when you talk about how bad the movie was.

...You know you're an artist when...

You can paint with any part of your body other than your hands.

You know it's time for a divorce when. . .

when your wife starts calling some else's name during se.x

you know when you ate too much mexican food when...

...you're bathtub suddenly becomes a jacuzzi.


You know you're on Xbox LIVE too much when...

. . . you've forgotten where you are, what day it is, or how to turn the system off.

You know you're in a rut when. . .

...you need a welfare cheque in order to pay for the gas required to drive to the bank so that you can cash your welfare cheque.

You know you have a serious sleepwalking problem when...

. . . everyone within a mile of where you live claims to know what color your underpants and/or pajamas are.

You know you're getting old when. . .

...You're walking by two hills and one of them says to the other, "Damn, that guy is old!"

You know you need a shower when..

the birds start falling off trees from the stank when you walk through the park.

you know when you're going to die when...

...the Grim Reaper asks you to fill out a survey and says not to worry about taxes this April 15th.

You know it's time to get a life when....

....your tv is doing more excersize then you

you now you've died and gone to hell when.....

Hitler askes you to come his house warming party.


You know when you're in trouble when...

Your parents call you by your full name



You know your one lucky person when....