The "You know you've ________ when..." Game

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:47 pm

When the duckometer reads 1000

You know you need a new hobby when...

celtwolf · Post by **celtwolf** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:20 am

when you've collected every single stamp in existance (plus duplicates), read every book (twice if not three times), knitted a small self-contained universe from a ball of strawberry-scented yarn, have ten of every coin there can be and even minted a few of your own, and collected significant samples of all natural and unnaturally occuring rocks there are, including radioactive isotopes.

you know you need a boyfriend when...

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:35 am

You have more than one sailor costume for your pet.

You know you should quit your diet when. . .

FoxOfWar · Post by **FoxOfWar** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:32 pm

You start seeing your ribs very clearly.

You know you forgot something when...

White Paw · Post by **White Paw** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:16 pm

..........i forget what i forgot

you know binary is fun when..........

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:35 pm

the numbers 1:00 on a clock hold new meaning

You know you stink at <insert hobby here> when...

Teh_DarkJokerWolf · Post by **Teh_DarkJokerWolf** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:39 am

When you notice that suddenly there is a big gap between you an the rest the folks sitting there...

You know life is the AWESOMEISH when..

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:55 pm

You're the ruler of Strong Badia.

You know you have a funny-shaped head when. . .

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:05 pm

You go to a hat store and the sign changes to closed

You know you are lost when...

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:25 pm

When you see a sign saying Antarctica 4 miles ahead....

You know when you've been howling in your sleep...

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:50 am

You find a note from your landlord reminding you of the no dog rule.

You know someone is Canadian (no offense) when. . .

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:19 pm

When they play Hockey and think they're from Mexicandia (I actually know a Canadian like that XD)

You know you missed the highway exit when...

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:41 pm

When it says next exit 120 miles

You know when you've crashed when....

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:57 pm

Abraham Lincoln, Frank Sinatra and Flip Wilson all want to know how fast you were going.

You know you need to change your socks when. . .

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:34 pm

Your socks decide to migrate from your feet (or paws

) on their own accord

You know you need fresh undies when....

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:50 am

You've just been voted off Survivor.

You know you just made God laugh when. . .

FoxOfWar · Post by **FoxOfWar** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:42 am

...something "God hates me"-ish happens to you. Repeatedly.

You know you should be doing something, anything more intelligent when...

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:03 pm

You have 32 tests in consecutive order and you're videogaming

You know you are lazy when...

Silverfang · Post by **Silverfang** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:19 am

You find a miniature civilization living in your belly button (ew..

)

You know when you've been gaming to much when....

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:18 am

You no longer need to eat because your HP regen is over 42 points per second

You know you're going to fail the next test when...

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:25 pm

You forgot to set your clock an hour back.

You know you're in Australia when. . .

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:02 pm

You see a kangaroo

You know you have eaten something nasty when...

FoxOfWar · Post by **FoxOfWar** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:52 am

...you see a kangaroo and are not in Australia or a zoo.

You know you're too inspired by a movie when...

Terastas · Post by **Terastas** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:16 am

You can suddenly stand the sight of Tom Cruise again.

You know you need new batteries when. . .

deruty · Post by **deruty** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:29 pm

Even the Energizer Bunny is no longer going

You know you have smell really bad when...