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King of the Hill
basiclly the king(me) has to be killed in a unique way by the next poster who becomes king and then we find a way to kill him
EX. throws deadly napkins that explode on cantact and LRD claims the throne
EX. throws deadly napkins that explode on cantact and LRD claims the throne
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I continually slip steroids into your food over a course of a few months which causes you, on top of becomming incredibly buff, to become incredibly agitated and short-tempered as a result of your increased testosterone. At the same time, I dig a deep pit trap at the base of the hill.
When I'm done, I stand on the other side of the trap and call out to you, referring to you as "LaRD," which pisses you off so much you can't think straight. You run at me, fall into the pit and smash through a hundred and seventeen flourescent lightbulbs before you hit rock bottom.
I throw a 220 lb. cheese wedge down after you just for good measure and calmly resume my spot upon the hill.
When I'm done, I stand on the other side of the trap and call out to you, referring to you as "LaRD," which pisses you off so much you can't think straight. You run at me, fall into the pit and smash through a hundred and seventeen flourescent lightbulbs before you hit rock bottom.
I throw a 220 lb. cheese wedge down after you just for good measure and calmly resume my spot upon the hill.
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Slowly I sneak up behind Hearth. He is oblivious to his impending doom, but as I unsheath my blade, he suddenly spin around. He cries out in terror, "Noooooooo!" and kicks me solidly in the jaw. I get mad and a red film of rage taints my vision, I snarl viciously and bite his jugalar.
I'm the king, prostrate yourself before me! Ha ha ha...
I'm the king, prostrate yourself before me! Ha ha ha...
Eat more tobasco.
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After falling to the center of the Earth and up into China, I allow my form to become streamlined and hit LRD with a clothesline on his way past me, which even if it didn't break his neck, sends him spiraling off to the right and head-first into the side of the cliff. I can't tell if he's alive or dead, but since he kind of sticks in place, I consider him out of the way at the very least.
And though Hearth is keeping a watchful eye out from wannabe kings, he's not taking into account the unlikely possibility that his assailants might be coming from the cliff. After climbing the remaining feet up the cliff, I grab him by the tail, swing him around over my head and throw him off into the sunset.
I get well away from the cliff, put the crown on a scarecrow, surround it with land mines, and set up a lawn chair on a slightly smaller hill to sit back and watch.
And though Hearth is keeping a watchful eye out from wannabe kings, he's not taking into account the unlikely possibility that his assailants might be coming from the cliff. After climbing the remaining feet up the cliff, I grab him by the tail, swing him around over my head and throw him off into the sunset.
I get well away from the cliff, put the crown on a scarecrow, surround it with land mines, and set up a lawn chair on a slightly smaller hill to sit back and watch.
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I drug Terastas with sleeping pool and place him in a cave surrounded by sharks with laser beams on their heads. I never check to see if he dies or not for there is no way my evil plan could possibly fail.
Mwahahhahahahahah! I am king! I declare tommorrow a public holiday.
(Don't worry I'm sure queens are allowed. )
Mwahahhahahahahah! I am king! I declare tommorrow a public holiday.
(Don't worry I'm sure queens are allowed. )
Eat more tobasco.
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1. climbs out hill because mister moderator didn't kill me then throws a spear thro the elvis impersantory, then kills the queen with a revoultion, after that LRD tells the crowd to rund thorgh the field and dies by mines, runs up and stabs the other guy, then shoots the moderator in the head since it is so much easier, and finally claims the crown after the remake of the french revoultion(you should have let us eat bread instead)
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The heat from Anubis' grenade quite a number of posts back heat my splattered remains, which melt into silvery puddles that become animated and come back together. I rise up from it, Terminator 2 style.
Wandering naked, I come upon a bar, and tell the first person I see who is roughly my size that I need his clothes and his motorcycle. He laughs and blows smoke in my face, and then I viciously slaughter the tough looking but basically innocent man whose only fault is that he was an ancillary character in an action film.
Over the next few days, I scour the countryside carrying a photograph, asking people if they've seen King of the Hill. I investigate a somewhat amusing animated sitcom but soon realize it has nothing to do with my ultimate objective. I then inquire about a flying reptile, LoyalReaperDragon. I learn that he died from a steroid overdose, and that his position has been disputed, but is now held following a variety of conflicts, by none other than Anubis.
After an extended chase scene involving police cars and a giant semi, I corner Anubis, only to get shot with several rounds of heavy ammunition. The bullets ping against my chest, and the wounds close back. But, then Anubis hits me with a grenade launcher, and my upper body explodes into a molten silver disarray.
I return several hours later, only to discover that he was crushed beneath a falling Terastas. I greet Terastas with my outstretched hand, which instantly turns into a long blade, impaling him.
I am now King of the Hill, and the way is clear for the domination of Earth.
Wandering naked, I come upon a bar, and tell the first person I see who is roughly my size that I need his clothes and his motorcycle. He laughs and blows smoke in my face, and then I viciously slaughter the tough looking but basically innocent man whose only fault is that he was an ancillary character in an action film.
Over the next few days, I scour the countryside carrying a photograph, asking people if they've seen King of the Hill. I investigate a somewhat amusing animated sitcom but soon realize it has nothing to do with my ultimate objective. I then inquire about a flying reptile, LoyalReaperDragon. I learn that he died from a steroid overdose, and that his position has been disputed, but is now held following a variety of conflicts, by none other than Anubis.
After an extended chase scene involving police cars and a giant semi, I corner Anubis, only to get shot with several rounds of heavy ammunition. The bullets ping against my chest, and the wounds close back. But, then Anubis hits me with a grenade launcher, and my upper body explodes into a molten silver disarray.
I return several hours later, only to discover that he was crushed beneath a falling Terastas. I greet Terastas with my outstretched hand, which instantly turns into a long blade, impaling him.
I am now King of the Hill, and the way is clear for the domination of Earth.
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...
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Hearth's standing in a valley nearby. His wearing a military helmet, and there's a radiophone in his hand. His speaking into it. "... yes, those are the coordinates. Proceed."
Then seven Hornet's appear to horizon. Somewhere near, massive stereos start to play the 'Valkyrias' in max volume. Then the hornets sweep past the hill, and cover it in napalm.
When the fire's were put down, Hearth conquests the hill back to himself.
Then seven Hornet's appear to horizon. Somewhere near, massive stereos start to play the 'Valkyrias' in max volume. Then the hornets sweep past the hill, and cover it in napalm.
When the fire's were put down, Hearth conquests the hill back to himself.