King of the Hill
- Terastas
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I use the catapult I'd used earlier to fling a tape recording over to LRD. It has a timer, so when it lands, it plays automatically.
It only has three seconds of tape on it. The message is:
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG.
After the smoke clears and the radiation levels are down to hospitable levels, I reclaim the hill.
It only has three seconds of tape on it. The message is:
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG.
After the smoke clears and the radiation levels are down to hospitable levels, I reclaim the hill.
- Scott Gardener
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A cataclysmic explosion emanates from your closet, obliterating both your N-64 and Dreamcast. In rolling me up, you effectively put me back into my tightly wound extra spatial dimension, but in the process created a rift in space-time, followed by a singularity. A new Big Bang then happens, and 0.000000001 seconds later, all familiar space and time is destroyed by the sudden expansion of the new universe, of which...
I am King.
I am King.
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...
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And as a result of this time flux, a Terastas from an alternative universe is flung through time, one that has become strengthened by the deaths of many of his former selves (like Jet Li in The One).
This enhanced demi-Godly Terry sneaks up behind the currently reigning king and gives him a kick in the nuts that sends him into orbit.
This enhanced demi-Godly Terry sneaks up behind the currently reigning king and gives him a kick in the nuts that sends him into orbit.
- Scott Gardener
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I stand behind Scott's back and say just loud enough for him to overhear: "If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college," then get the hell out of there before he has time to turn around and ask me what the hell I was talking about.
True to Lewis Black's definition of an aneurysm, Scott spends a week dwelling on that before his brain completely shuts down and he's discovered three days later dead on the john.
I get the crown a few days later at a police auction in Memphis.
True to Lewis Black's definition of an aneurysm, Scott spends a week dwelling on that before his brain completely shuts down and he's discovered three days later dead on the john.
I get the crown a few days later at a police auction in Memphis.
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Syzygy crawls out the pit of pythons Anirbas so cruelly threw him into. (He fought like mad, for he hates snakes.) Anyway...
I'm mad and I want revenge!
I sneak up to Anirbas and stab her with a specially modified bicycle pump. I immediately begin pumping furiously. Anirbas swells up to a 100 times her size... and... finally... POP!!!
I am king!
I'm mad and I want revenge!
I sneak up to Anirbas and stab her with a specially modified bicycle pump. I immediately begin pumping furiously. Anirbas swells up to a 100 times her size... and... finally... POP!!!
I am king!
Eat more tobasco.
- Terastas
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I had foreseen my own death (I'd already died eight times before so it seemed obvious enough), and so instructed one of my most loyal followers that, upon my death, they were to direct the current monarch to the corrupted wish thread.
Inevitably, one of Anirbas's wishes creates a horde of zombies, myself among them. After I eat her brains, I use a GPD (Generic Plot Device) which restores all the zombies back to human form. I'm king again.
Inevitably, one of Anirbas's wishes creates a horde of zombies, myself among them. After I eat her brains, I use a GPD (Generic Plot Device) which restores all the zombies back to human form. I'm king again.
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Having been killed by a strange phrase, re-animated as a zombie, and then returned to life as a human, I arrange to get myself bitten again so I can be my normal self, and then I proceed to Terastas, secretly installing Windows, Millennium Edition on a computer and swapping it out for the one he normally uses.
He waits for it to load. He waits for it to finish loading. He waits for it to finish rebooting. He clicks on the error message. He tries to get it unfrozen, and then waits for it to reboot... After several days of this, he hangs himself with a USB cable.
He waits for it to load. He waits for it to finish loading. He waits for it to finish rebooting. He clicks on the error message. He tries to get it unfrozen, and then waits for it to reboot... After several days of this, he hangs himself with a USB cable.
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...
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I point out that Outwarddoodles doesn't have the crown or occupation of the hill and she gets the chair for attempted fraud and royalty impersonation. Then I activate the self-destruct sequence on my laptop to eliminate Scott.
Then I untie the USB cable from around my waist (*wink-wink*), dust myself off and, like the suicidal kitty I am, resume my spot on the hill.
Then I untie the USB cable from around my waist (*wink-wink*), dust myself off and, like the suicidal kitty I am, resume my spot on the hill.
- Scott Gardener
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Upload all the records from a backup copy on a Linux-based notebook, and then, realizing that someone else is also claiming title of King, I load a bootleg DVD-reader program, load Darkwolf, and point the screen away from me. Upon viewing the CGI shapeshift in which the clothes disappear, LoyalReaperDragon's head explodes!
And, I'm king again!
And, I'm king again!
Taking a Gestalt approach, since it's the "in" thing...
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calls in a "friend" who owned him a favor and Terastas is found dead, chocked by a piano wire
LRD takes the crown at the insuing auciton
LRD takes the crown at the insuing auciton
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- Terastas
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Since I don't know what "Deadl" means, I check it on my spellchecker and "Deadly" comes up before "Dead," so I assume that's what LRD meant to say.
And indeed I am deadly, especially now that I've acquired a Hattori Hanzo sword. LRD and I reenact a scene from Kill Bill: Vol. 1 which ends in the rock garden with him getting scalped.
You'd think I'd be used to dying by now. . .
And indeed I am deadly, especially now that I've acquired a Hattori Hanzo sword. LRD and I reenact a scene from Kill Bill: Vol. 1 which ends in the rock garden with him getting scalped.
You'd think I'd be used to dying by now. . .