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*is thrown*

Yipe!!

*hits a wall*

D'oh. My dose. I'll ged you for dis.

*Throws a concentrated ball of tf - that transforms Fang into a miniature werewolf, that FoW now towers over*

Yeehee. Indeed I said something about getting on you. [[Insert maniacal laugh here]]

*Is small but still as strong as he was* *Throws FoxOfWar again*

*Is thrown again*

Well hello my friend the wall.

*throws a random transformation ball at Fang and makes the run for it, only to fall on his face due to a small rock*

*Gets missed by ball of tf energy* **Changes back** Throws knives at the next poster

*wakes up still half asleep gets knife stuck in head but doesnt notice*

*makes pot of coffee and throws it at next poster*

Oh, god, my squeedally-spooch! :O

BURNING! HOT! Warm....lukewarm...chilly....cold....SO COLD! *shiver*

I DEFY YOU, Coffee! I will defeat you with your natural enemy - TEA!

*pours tea on self*

Oh, god, my...my eyes!

And then the great beverage-besoaked warrior of the wet socks, Kiba, said "Let there be....MONOCLES!" *throws monocles*

*gets whacked in the eye with said monocle*

*grumbles, throws his glasses and puts the monocle over the only eye he can see out of now*

*catches said glasses*

Whattaa?

*shrugs and throws same glasses onto the same direction*

Nothing happened. You didn't see anything. *whistles*

*Catches glasses, tries them on, shakes his head*
Never needed them, myself.
*Throws them in the same direction*

*catches glasses and uses them to magnify the sun's rays. Burning ants is FUN!!!*


*picks up a handful of crispy ants and throws them over his shoulder*

*catches crispy ants and eats them.....mmmmmmmmm....crunchy*

*sees a phone book on my desk and throws high into the air.....*

*Grabs a flamethrower and torches the book of annoying numbers*
Heheheh...flame is fun...
*Throws the flamethrower to...*

*catches flamethrower and burns more ants...It does the job quicker but its not as much fun. Back to the glasses for me*

*Throws the flamethrower with it's trigger stuck on(OOPS!)*

*Ducks out of the way, laughing at the sight*
*Doesn't do a thing while it keeps on going*

throws a gallon of gasoline on the flame thrower and runs laughing........

wipes gas can of all paw prints and throws at.......

*Catches Gas Can and has a sniff inside...... *


*Throws a yellow spotted pink rabbit through a rainbow and watches it float upwards towards the kalaedoscopic waves of a green and pink ocean* (Vegetable Rights and Peace Man.)

*Catches the can and whacks some sense into Lupine*

*Throws a duckie to...*

*Catches it and tries to give it a squeak, to which it honks in protest and smashes his monocle before flying off*

*throws Moon Lover*

*Uses Kage Bushin No Justu to catch himself*
*Cusses out Terastas*
*Grins in an evil way, throws Terastas*

*Catches Terastas and charges him 50p for the favour, Buys a can of Coke ZERO*

*Takes ONEswig of ZERO........PPPPFFFTTT!!! Throws can of ZERO at..........*

Mwee?

*guards with real can of Coke (which I am drinking right now)*

Coke is the champion!

*throws staplers*
I believe you have my staplers.....?

*Catches staplers and staples scrotum to both inner thighs and contemplates whether or not Patrick Duffy felt this much pain during The Man from Atlantis*

*Hands staplers back to Kiba and thanks him sincerely, soaks up the blood with some kleenex and throws the BLOODY KLEENEX to....*

*Catches the bloody Kleenex, Sniffs it*
Blood?
*Takes a small lick*
Ah, lupine's scrotum blood.
*Looks to Lupine, shakes his head, simply setting the kleenex aside*

*Throws castration kit (while wearing nut protectors) to...*

*catches the kit. Examines.*

Yipe! No fun!

*throws said kit hastily to next receiver*

*Catches the kit, looks for a noncastrated male, lauhing maniacally*

*Trips and accidentally throws a dull castration blade at...*